Wait, no... That's not right. It's supposed to be "What am I?", right? Yes, what am I? Because this is absolutely a dream!! (Lying in a bed)

"OF COURSE THIS IS A FUCKING DREAM!!"

What does this even suppose to mean, God?!! Early in the morning, really?! Now what?! This is the first time in those thousands of years that You had put me into!! What is the meaning of this?!!

Then I shouted.

"ARE YOU JOKING ON ME RIGHT NOW?!!"

Yelled.

"What is this even suppose to mean?! Huh?!!"

Cried it all out.

"Really... Why did this happen... is this connected to the voice that I heard earlier?"

"..."

"..."

OF COURSE IT IS!! There's no other meaning in this unbelievable situation!! But instead to yell, shout, and rage because of this shit again. Realizing that I have no other choice, I get back on lying in the bed.

As suppose, I should just accept this shit. First, I had... no, God fell me asleep early in the morning. Second, when I had shouted, my voice... so this body, I am still a kid then. Third, this is something new to me, so I'll do my best not to forget this situation until I'm back to reality.

"..."

And I suddenly realized something so ludicrous, to the point that I could not even tell why I felt something this absurd.

"Wait."

Why...

"Why did I feel that I became smarter?!"

I feel that my IQ is going up to the point that my head is now hurting... Wait, can I even say it like that?!

"What is even happening to me right now..?"

This is the first time that I felt that I became smarter also. Ugh, maybe this is something explainable for this world, that I am made to be smarter in here. At least bring this smartness with me to the real world God.

Anyways, as I had observed myself already, now is the time for the surrounding.

"Hmmmm..."

First, looking at the design of this room, it seems that I am in the human place, and feels like this is that of the past royal kingdoms sort of thing. Second, as I saw a staff that has a glowing blue gem sort of thing on a table in the front, it seems like this is a fantasy-kingdom world with magical aspects. Third, if there's magic... then there are different races!! That's most likely to happen, with magical creatures and beings as well. Fourth, if there are different races, like demons, elven, dwarven, and others, then in this timeline of mine here, I should at least expect that wars might happen... I am excited!! Well, not that I didn't experience these kinds of situations. But these feel so nostalgic!! Now I feel that I will be satisfied with this!!

And as I looked at my small hands and touched my ears. It seems... It seems that I really am a human kid that is in his youth. Either at 7 or 8 years of age. This bed is too soft. And looking at these luxuries, I may be a noble... or even a prince of this kingdom. Chances must be considered as well so there's really no need to explain each and everything. But even so, I still can't stop thinking about the things that I will now on do either as a prince or other sort of roles in this world that I might have. Anyways, I'm still looking forward to this! Restart should be a help in this world if I were to die without even having to satisfy myself. Well, it should be of course, unless God wants to stop this already. If so, then I will literally go in rage again... Not looking forward to it, haha.

"..."

Yeah. Yeah what?

Wait...

"Wait what?!"

Did... Did I had just realized all of that? And it feels like I become more observant as well?!

I really... became smarter?!

Well, I changed my desire. I hope God will not wake me up in this dream!! At least make me stay forever in here God!! And. Well... I already appreciated everything you did for me now, but I'll gladly thank you if so!!

"..."

A noble or a prince at most. A perfect world where magic is present and different races may be also. A kid with his youth, and what's unexpected. Feels like a prodigy one!! Well, if I became this smart, then it means that this boy and me sort of mixed together right? If so, then why are there no memories in this boy going into my thoughts? It even feels like I'm just who I am and not anyone...

"..."

Oh well. Why should I think about these things... This is perfect already!! This may be better than previous fantasy-like dreams!! Not that I remembered a single shit anyways...

Shouting with pleasure...

"THIS IS FUCKING LIFE!!"

Yet without even realizing the "back" part of the surrounding...

Without even realizing that there is someone...There is someone at my back.

"..."

Seeing her just stunned as we stared at each other, seeing me being an oblivious shit, not caring about a single thing except to feel like being alone. She must have really been confused...

"..."

"..."

A girl with a maid outfit, in her 6 or 7 years of youth or so. Not me, nor her, moved even an inch of our fingers and blinked an eye as we are still staring with each other for like a minute now. Not even daring to talk even a single word...

"..."

Yes, not even a single word. As she was shocked...

"..."

AND SO AM I!!

We are like statues, that our eyes are created just for us to stare at each other. I thought to myself... She may be shocked as to because I didn't act like I was supposed to? By this, I should then try to act like how the owner of this body act.

Yet I don't even know how!!! I was shocked also of course. Didn't even brought a single cell towards realizing... that there was someone behind my back. Too much for what you can even call an oblivious person.

And as I looked at her chest...

"..."

It's... Flat...

"..."

Well of course it is, she's still young... Ehem, not that I dislike it. I really am now so simple... Maybe because it's been years since I saw one with a measurable cup.

--Shove's POV--

Whe... where is he looking at?!!

--Idiot MC's POV again--

Oops, she saw me moving my eyes. Oh well, I should say something. Even someone not exposed to women nor girls like her can still give off a normal conversation, right?

"Hel-"

"..."

She ran away.

"..."

Yes, she ran away. But did I... Did I just saw her crying so much while running towards the door??

"..."

I just made a child cry... Am I that scary? Or she just had a good precision to the point that she saw through me? Not being her master or so? Or...

How?! Why?!

Did I just act like I was not supposed to?!!

If then...

"How am I going to respond to anyone?!"

Ugh... I don't know how to pretend like this kid...

"..."

Oh well. In time, I'll just slowly become how this kid acts if I'll just be myself. Because obviously, this kid...

This kid is already me!! (Laughing like a prideful halfwit with a perverse mood)

"..."

Anyway, standing up and looking to the mirror, I then realized that this kid has the potential to be a harem-king.

No, I mean. I have the potential!!

"..."

Anyways, this bluish-black hair; this prince-like, handsome face; this unexplainable, blue-green eyes with the pupil having a yellowish border; this perfect body for a boy in his youth. This is just...

"This is just life!!!"

Oh!! Speaking of how handsome I am, how about how handsome my chateau is!!

"Chateau..."(Castle)

Chateau? Really? How did I even know this word? My vocabulary now seems to be wider also...

Oh well, time to go roaming this place then...

And while roaming this place, I saw some big doors and many paintings and luxuries. There are even many working maids that didn't even seem to see me walking in these halls and pathways... Maybe it's already normal for this kid? Or that I'm just too small? (Too small...)

Anyways.

"It's really really big! It even feels like this is the Royalties' Castle!! Then am I really a prince? If then, how lucky!!"

Seeing a small door with a first-class design, I then opened it out of curiosity. Suppose to be that I am a kid living in here, nothing may seem out of the ordinary.

Then.

"A terrace!! It's a freaking terrace!!"

And as I was on the terrace already, the first thing that I saw seemed to be the rising of two bright stars... The red one seems big and the blue one seems small, rising together like they are connected to each other. The two of them may be far from each other, but they can be seen together with the eyes. Earth only has a sun, how unexpected for this world to have two.

"Ahhh, how beautiful of a scene this is... May even be beautiful than the sunrise..."

"..."

Staring at it with such serenity in the eyes, I then realized something.

Ahhh. This, this is the one. The one paradise where I may never want to end

Or if can't. Then at least...

"Be remembered forever."

"..."

Suppose to be, no one will reply. But then, a situation that I didn't even think a shit with, suddenly bears fruit.

"Hmmm?! Remember what?!"

"..."

"Huh?!"

Who was that?!

----EVE----