WARNING:

This book contains multiple adult elements and triggers. Violence, gore, inventive uses of profanity, and analogies that make little to no sense. In fact, if I were to write out all the elements of this that might be found offensive to most senses of decency, it would probably be longer than most of the chapters.

In all honesty, reading it probably isn’t recommended, and that’s coming from the dude who wrote it…

Editor's note:

Hello from the friend of the dude who wrote this. I'm editing to serialize for Tapas, so I get to insert whatever I want here and no one can stop me. 

First, I'll repeat the warning above - If you have any triggers whatsoever, make sure to turn your mature filter warning on (if it isn't already). >.<

Otherwise, definitely read it! Will you laugh at things you really shouldn't? Yep. Will you feel bad about it? Perhaps. Are you alone in that? Definitely not. So just sit back and enjoy the horrible ride.