I walked down the hallway looking for goblins to train my combat skills. When I arrived at the end, there was a big door. The door was half open so I looked through the gap and what I saw inside the room was exactly what I was looking for, goblins! The room looked like a dinning room with a big table inside. Many goblins sat on the table and ate something but the reason why I haven't entered the room yet was the big goblin sitting at the end of the table. It was very muscular and about two meters high while a normal goblin is about one meter high. "Is this a hobgoblin?"

I decided to enter the room and fight the goblins. When I entered the room all the goblins intantly stood up and ran to the other side of the room exept the one that seemed to be a hobgoblin. The hobgoblin took its club and approached me. It suddenly stopped about three meters away from me and began to scream. After that it dashed to me and attacked. I dodged its attack and pulled out my sword which I had on my back. When it attacked again I swung my sword and sliced through its club and killed it in the same way I killed the little goblin before. 

The other goblins seemed to be even more afraid then before. I slowly walked over to them when on of them attacked me. I send it with one hit to heaven (or maybe hell since it's a monster) and the others followed him right away. "Wow, why am I so skilled with the sword? I look like a knight, maybe there is something like a class-system? As a knight I should have a swordsmanship skill but this world doesn't look like it has something like this. Skills and a class-system, how would they even work in reallife?" 

I looked at the table the goblins were sitting when they were still alive and what I saw was amazing. On the table was a big steak but after a few seconds I realized something. I can't eat in this body! "I think I am about to cry! No wait I can't even cry with this body. This body... I want my human body back." And so I got a goal in this world, I'll try to get a human body and eat a delicious steak! "Good and now let's slice a few more goblins!"

"He has no face so I can't really see it but... this guy seems to have fun killing goblins. I mean, if not he wouldn't laugh like a freak." I sat on the chair in the research room I found earlier. "Hmm maybe I should give this guy a name? Calling him Undead King the whole time is annoying. I think of one and give it to him when we meet next time."

I opened the drawer on the desk, but insideit was nothing. "Nothing here too so that means this notebook is the only interesting thing inside here." I took the notebook and left the room. "I don't want walk but for some reason I can't use magic inside the basement. This castle is really strange, maybe I should look if I can find something helpful outside. "

*one week later*

"I think these guys were the last goblins in here." I was sitting on the floor leaned against the wall and surounded by dead goblins. "Should I try to fight the orc now? Since my weapon wouldn't deal any damage to the slime..." I stood up and left the room. "Maybe I should look for other monsters, I'm not confidet about fighting the orc now." I left the castle and looked for weak monsters in the garden.

"What monsters would be weak? Something like wolf monsters maybe?" While walking around the garden I found hidden stairs. The stonestatue which should hide it was moved to the side. I hesitated for a moment but then I went down. "What is this? Maybe it was a bad idea to go in here." I heard strange noises from down there. "Isn't that the sound goblins make? There a still more? It took me a week to kill all the goblins in the first floor but there are goblins outside too? And why the hell is it so dark inside here?!"

When I arrived at the end I saw a big goblin camp. "Is this something like their nest? There are so many, maybe about fifty?" I hid behind a rock and watched them. Among the goblins were four hobgoblins. "But how can I attack them without being noticed. There is nothing to hide so i can't sneak behind them. Should I just attack frontal?" I pulled out my sword peeked around the corner and then I dashed over to them and attacked. The little goblins were no problem but four hobgoblins attacking at the same time was hard to dodge. I jumped on the rock I hid before and jump attacked them. Because the sword is so big I hit two at the same time. After that I wanted to attack the other two when suddenly a big hammer hit me from the side. It hit me with such immense force so that I flew through the whole room and hit the wall. Then something bigger than the two hobgoblins approached me. It swung its hammer again and crushed me.

"Did I die again? What happend? What was this thing that killed me, it was as big as the orc but it was green like a goblin."

The dostorted voice from last time appeared. "So we're meeting again, huh? You are really impressive, dying two times in just one week." Whats so funny about that? Why is this guy laughing again? "Well, this doesn't matters now. You know what happens next right?" The same magic circle like last time appeared and the the flames came out of it. The pain that came from the flames was even stronger that last time. It hurted so much that I thought I'll go crazy. I could only scream from the pain while Zhifar was laughing at me. He seemed even more amused than last time.

I tried hard to speak and the suddenly words came out of my mouth. I spoke without thinking and said something that I maybe shouldn't have said "I'll... kill you" It were the only words I could say. When I said this Zhifar stopped laughing.

The flames became hotter and hotter when suddenly the white string appeared again. "I won't let this happen!" He said this but in the end I got pulled up again and woke up in the goblin camp.

The two hobgoblins were standing besides the corpses of the other two while the big goblin watched at me. It saw how my core and armor restored itself. "You... what are... you?" It spoke, the monster spoke.

"Huh? Did you just speak?" I couldn't believe that the monster was able to speak.

"What are...you!?" It repeated itself. "Me Asgar. Goblin lord." The goblin introducets itself. It seems like monsters have names too.

"Ahh Asgar you say? I don't have a name I could tell you but I'm an undead.

"Normal undead... can't do..." He stopped. It looked like he realized something frightening. "Undead king." As he said that he reached out and attacked me again. I dodged to the left side and tried to pick up my sword when one of the hobgoblins attacked. I fended of its attack with my arm and punshed the goblin in the face. My punsh was so strong that the goblin flew about five or six meters and landed on the other hobgoblin. Asgar became angry and swung his hammer from above. I jumped over to my sword and his attacke missed me closely.

I jumped on the hammer and cut of his arm. While he was busy with the pain in his arm I jumped on him and pierced his chest with my sword. "Im..possible. Me Asgar...lost?" He fell over like a sack of rice. I pulled my sword out of his body walked to the to hobgoblins and killed them as well. After I finished it, I sat down in front of the rock.

"I did it, I defeated a strong monster. It was easier than I thought. And to be honest it was quiet fun. Could it be that I'm a freak who enjoys fighting?