Once there was a town.
In that town there was a house.
The house was on Normal Street.
And the house number was 100.
So, it was house number 100 on Normal Street
In house number 100 on Normal Street lived…
Normal Cat and…
Normal Man was always jealous of Normal Cat.
The same went for Normal Cat as well he was always jealous of Normal Man.
So, one night when the full moon was up Normal Man changed into the Normal Cat and Normal Cat changed into the Normal Man.
When Normal Cat realized he had turned into the Normal Man, he let out a shriek.
When Normal Man found out he had turned into Normal Cat, he let a great meow!
When the Normal Cat found out he was the Normal Man he smiled and said, “This is my dream come true!”
When Normal Man realized he was Normal Cat he meowed in pleasure, “I’ve always wanted the pleasures of a cat!”
Soon there was a knock on the door so Normal Cat went to answer it.
The man at the door said to the Normal Cat that he had to work and that he was running late.
However, Normal Cat (who was Normal Man at the moment) refused so the Normal Man (Normal Cat) lost his job.
Soon Normal Man (who was turned into to Normal Cat), got tired in the house and ventured outside.
Soon the Normal Man (who was Normal Cat at the moment) found some dogs. The Normal Man (who was turned into Normal Cat) did not know how to escape, thus he got attacked by the dogs.
The Normal Cat trudged back home wounded and tired.
But did not find anybody at home.
Eventually he found the Normal Cat (who was turned into Normal Man), begging on the street for money.
Normal Man (who was Normal Cat at the moment), sat next to him.
At that moment they both said together, in meows and human voice, “I will never envy another person again.”
And with that they changed back again into what they were before the full moon rose.
Then they danced the day off.