As soon as Shrek got onto his knees, Mr Kraps bursts through the door, dollars peaking out of his latex ligerie. "SPONGEBOY ME BOB! QUIT MAKIN' YER CUSTOMERS SUCK YER PIPECLEANER AND GIT BACK TA WORK!" He crabbed. "HE STARTED IT, BITCH." SpongeChad sponged. "I DI'N'T START SHET!" Shrek shrecked. "'AIGHT. BOTH O' YOUS. OUT." Mr Kraps pointed his whip to the door. "BITCH." SpongeChad sporked. They walked out of the restaurant, both of their balls sagging with disappointment. "So... Still wanna suck my dick?" Sponge chadded. "I.. be'er get 'ome to donkey..." Shrek photosynthesized and ran off like a schoolgirl
If you are looking for something to read and you lose friends from how childish your humor is, you've come to the right place! if not, you might be filled with grief from finding out this novel exists but life could be worse! milk could have pulp!
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