The Daily Life of Chris
Masahiro Fujimoto
*Yawn*
Today is Monday and I should get ready for school. Before that give me 5 minutes more, I’m still a bit sleepy…
“Get your lazy-ass out of the bed!”
As soon I decided to sleep more, I heard someone shouting at me out of nowhere. I immediately opened up my eyes and infront of me was a very furious mother.
“Good morning, Mom”
“Don’t good morning me, Chris. Don’t you know what time is it already?!”
“It’s still early right?”
“Well guess what early bird, it’s already 9:30 am and your class starts at 8:30 right?!”
Two words, I’m doomed. After hearing these I straight up went to the bathroom to take a bath and ate my breakfast. As if I was speedrunning all of these things. Ofcourse I speedrun running going to school.
“I’m off!”
In a blink of an eye, I went out of our house front door and I started running.
“I’m speed!”
I can feel the wind blowing all over my face. I didn’t even get to fix my hair. It’s all messed up. Do we even have an assignment that needs to be passed? Hmmm, oh no! I forgot to do my English and Math assignments. It’s 9:43 am and our Math subject will start at 10:30 am. I still have plenty of time, I think I’ll go copy my classmate’s homework.
As I raced against the wind, all of my laziness that I did this past weekend flashback through my head. Sleeping, playing video games, eat and repeat.
Could I make it? This is the question that keeps ringing my head. Ofcourse I have to, I won’t graduate if I could not. Ah! I could see our school from here. Time check, 9:50 am. Okay just a little more, just a bit more and I could reach our school’s gate.
“You’re late, again”
“Good morning Sir Guard, today’s weather is great right? Am I right or am I right?”
“Cut all of these nonsense. Here this is the logbook, write your name since you’re late again”
“…”
“You know what if this school would give a certificate of tardiness to someone, I’m a 100% percent sure that it would be given to you Chris”
“Wow you know my name Sir Guard? Since when?”
“Since when you asked? Since the start of the school! As if the logbook is dedicated for your name since every day I would see your name on it-“
“Here Sir Guard. Next time I would write my autograph on it since it’s a logbook dedicated to a special student like me! Well then, see you tomorrow”
“Sigh”
Okay I got here at 9:57 am. All I have to do is go to our room, which is room 305. Okay let’s run again. To be honest, my leg hurts since I did all of that running. Just a little more and there we go, room 305. I knocked over the door 3 times and opened the door. As if everyone saw a superstar, everyone looked at the direction where I am currently, even the teacher.
“Good morning Mr. Brown, sorry I’m late again”
I could feel that I would be scolded since this stuff happened.
“You’re always late, what’s new in that? Is it traffic that you became late again, Chris?”
My predicting ability is improving. I think I should better apologize so I can start copying these assignments.
“I’m sorry Mr. Brown”
“Sigh, I really should have a talk with your mom. Go take your seat”
Okay mission complete, now all I need to do is hunt for my prey-
“Hey, what’s up with your hair? Here take a look on this mirror”
“Ah, I didn’t have enough time to fix it. I’ll go fix it later”
“Geez Chris”
“Hehehe, by the way Clair, could I take a look on your Math assignment. I want to make sure every single one of your answer is correct”
“Sigh, here Chris. Make sure you do it quickly”
Hah! Finally, next time don’t talk to someone that didn’t do his homework or something like this would happen. I putted down my bag and get my book. I also putted down Clair’s book on the floor and I putted mine on my lap so this way, I would not be caug-
“Chris Sebastian!”
Am I going to die? My heart would drop because of this. It can’t be, he saw me copying other’s work?!
“Yes Mr. Brown?”
I stood up immediately and I’m very nervous.
“Clean this board, now”
“Your wish is my command Mr. Brown”
Phew, I thought I’m dead. I went and cleaned the board. Sure there are lots of writing in here. After that, I went back to my seat and continued copying Clair’s assignment. Wow Clair sure is amazing. All of the questions about Tangents and Secants have been answered by her and look there is even a rechecking process to prove that her answers are correct. Thankfully she talked to me because now I have answers on this headache that will go for ages that is called Math.
“Okay, that is all for today. Don’t forget that we will have a quiz next week about genes and heredity”
Oh? Science is over already? That sure is fast. Okay it’s time to return this book back to her. What a relief.
“Thanks Clair, here is your book back”
“Hey messy hair, thanks for returning it”
It would be better if she would not call me that… Oh well nevermind that, I should go back to my seat.
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It feels like I forgot something. I don’t remember what it is but my instincts says there is one thing that I forgot. (It’s a guessing game fellas, do you have any idea what this thing that Christupid forgot? Here are the choices)
a. Homework
b. Quiz
c. Project
d. His underwear
(I’ll give you 15 seconds to choose an answer out of these 4 wonderful choices. Time starts now)
1 second has passed…
2 seconds has passed…
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15 sec- You though it was 15 seconds has passed but it was I, Chris!
(F*ck off Christupid, you’re cringy. Anyways, are you prepared to see the answer? You bet the answer would be d. His underwear? Let’s see…
What you really thought it is really his underwear? Hah you must be kidding me ofcourse it is. Just kidding. The correct answer is e. His teacher is absent today because she is sick.)
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“Damn it!”
How would I forgot something like this?! I’m all worked up because of this stupid assignment. Arghhhh. Huh? Why is everyone looking at me? Well atleast I got finished my Math assignment and as far as I remember she will not assign a substitute teacher so we could have a rest atleast for an hour. What a nice teacher! Okay so first, let’s fix this messy hair of mine. To the comfort room!
I opened the door of the room and went outside. The comfort room is just a short walk from here. While I’m walking, I could see some students that were outside of the room. It looks like the teacher told them to get out of the room until the end of the class period. Well I don’t have anything to do with that so I just continued walking. There it is the comfort room. Sprinkle here and sprinkle there. Okay it looks like my hair is not that messy anymore. While I’m at it, I think I should try some different hairstyles.
The Leonardo di Carpio Hairstyle! Hmm it doesn’t look good on me.
The Emo Bangs! Uhmmm it doesn’t look good either.
The H*ntai Protagonist Hairstyle! Wait, I want this story to be family-friendly! I should change it back to my regular hairstyle.
There you go, your shounen main character hairstyle. Hey who is this beautiful man on the mirror? If I were a girl, I would fall in love with this guy
(If you are facepalming right now, I know what it feels man. If I could I punch this guy right now, I would already done it)
“Okay time to headback. I wonder what my classmates are doing right now.”
While I’m walking, I heard someone screaming. It’s coming from our room. I immediately run there and to my surprise.
“Uno! Hah! Extra cards for you!”
“Noooo, ahhhhh”
I thought there is kind of emergency so I rushed here and guess what, THEY ARE ONLY PLAYING UNO!
(This is a friendly reminder that not everything you read are basically the same with how real life goes, Christupid)
“Oh hey Chris! Wanna join us? It’s no good if there is less people.”
“Uhh sure Clair”
I shuffled the cards repeatedly. Wait, why are they giving me that look?
“Chris, why do you shuffle those cards as if they are Yu-Gi-Oh cards?”
“It would be better if I shuffled them like this”
I finished shuffling the cards and I’ve already given them cards so, let the duel begin! Duel!
(Few boring turns later and oh? Chris is losing?)
“Chris, plus 4. Hey do you want to have the whole deck? You have 20+ cards already.”
“Is that so? I believe in the heart of the cards so let me get those 4 cards.”
Little did she know, my hand cards are basically full of reverse cards, plus cards and stop cards. Hah! I already won, you are only choosing your way of defeat.
“I play this red number 4 card.”
“Stop card activated, it lets me stop the opponent’s turn by 1 time.”
“Go on, play your last pathetic card Chris…”
“My hand have no pathetic cards, but it does contain-“
“Are you guys finish already? We want to play already”
“Okay okay fine, here more stop cards, and reverse cards, and I play all of my plus cards and… Wha-What? I still have 2 number cards?”
“The last card that you played is a green plus 2 card? Perfect since my last 2 cards are”
Gulp, I’m dead aren’t I. I think I should have played these cards way earlier.
“2 plus 2 cards! How’s that Yugi? There is no such thing as heart of the cards.”
“Hahaha nice play Seto Clair, you got me but next time I won’t lose. Gotcha! That was a fun duel.”
“Hahaha yeah.”
I had fun, it’s time to play another round. Eh? It’s lunch time already? Well, I’ll go eat first since I’m hungry acting like an anime character.
(Muto Chris ate his lunch and had his classes for the rest of the day. After that he went home and did his thing. What thing you ask? You know what it is.)
~End~
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