"Probably. Or he might pump-and-dump you. Then again, he looks like he could be the 'sick-of-thots-type of gay.' After all, he wears skinnies and listens to Adam K & Soha and Hardwell.
"Welp. I'm staying away from you," she giggled.
"You could wake up dead people with that!"
"Or kill an army?" she laughed.
"Least I have you. But I'll visit him and bring him some soup."
"Wait. Remember last time you tried to cook soup?"
She got offended. "I can cook!"
"Mmph. You can. You just need more seasoning."
"Later." She hung up and started looking for ingredients for her soup. "Wait. I'll do prawn-and-miso soup!"
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