Queen : hey darling~✩, what u doing?

Darling : I was drinking my coffee and reading a published book but now I'm responding back to you.

Queen : you know, too much salt is bad for the body

Darling : What do you want?

Queen : your company

Darling : So you've said before but it usually turns into your incoherent babbling about ships and gay subtext

Queen : that you love

Darling : Get to the point

Queen : so my fans want a Q&A

Darling : And?

Queen : i don't know if I can do it

Darling : You of all people is turning down the offer to inflate your own ego? I'm surprised.

Queen : its not that. i'm.... well I'm embarrassed

Darling : It's the wincest fanfic isn't it?

Queen : maybe

Darling : Just tell them you were desperate at the time. Its the truth.

Queen : i was horny, there's a difference. when I'm horny, its like I'm drunk.

Darling : I wonder what you're like when you're drunk

Queen : come on over and we can find out 😉

Darling : No thank you, I wish to stay pure

Queen : says my editor of all people

Darling : I'm not the one writing the smut, I'm just correcting it.

Queen : do you know how sexy you sound?

Darling : .....

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