Queen : hey darling~✩, what u doing?
Darling : I was drinking my coffee and reading a published book but now I'm responding back to you.
Queen : you know, too much salt is bad for the body
Darling : What do you want?
Queen : your company
Darling : So you've said before but it usually turns into your incoherent babbling about ships and gay subtext
Queen : that you love
Darling : Get to the point
Queen : so my fans want a Q&A
Darling : And?
Queen : i don't know if I can do it
Darling : You of all people is turning down the offer to inflate your own ego? I'm surprised.
Queen : its not that. i'm.... well I'm embarrassed
Darling : It's the wincest fanfic isn't it?
Queen : maybe
Darling : Just tell them you were desperate at the time. Its the truth.
Queen : i was horny, there's a difference. when I'm horny, its like I'm drunk.
Darling : I wonder what you're like when you're drunk
Queen : come on over and we can find out 😉
Darling : No thank you, I wish to stay pure
Queen : says my editor of all people
Darling : I'm not the one writing the smut, I'm just correcting it.
Queen : do you know how sexy you sound?
Darling : .....
Darling : No comment