Queen : PICK UP THE PHONE
Darling : What?
Queen : GUESS WHAT
Darling : Stop stalling for dramatic effect and spit it out
Queen : one of my stories just hit 500k reads!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darling : That's amazing! Which one?
Queen : the castiel au where they're bounty hunter and priest
Darling : Excellent pairing choice
Queen : why thank you *bows*
Darling : You know, you could be a real author one day
Queen : i am a real author
Darling : I mean a published author
Queen : i mean, i want to, but idk... i like writing non canon gay smut for a mostly virginal female audience and not getting paid
Darling : When you take a step back and look at it, that sounds kind of sad
Queen : its satisfying and it makes me and others happy. what more could I want in life?
Darling : A steady job, health insurance, a paid for house, a retirement plan, food that wasn't made to microwave.... should I continue?
Queen : those are important things (though even if I was a millionaire I would still eat my 1 dollar tv dinners) but what about real happiness? i see life but no living (#justlive2kwhenever)
Darling : And I see untapped potential
Queen : and I see your house on the bank of denial
Darling : What am I in denial about?
Queen : why you care so much about me