Queen : PICK UP THE PHONE

Darling : What?

Queen : GUESS WHAT

Darling : Stop stalling for dramatic effect and spit it out

Queen : one of my stories just hit 500k reads!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darling : That's amazing! Which one?

Queen : the castiel au where they're bounty hunter and priest

Darling : Excellent pairing choice

Queen : why thank you *bows*

Darling : You know, you could be a real author one day

Queen : i am a real author

Darling : I mean a published author

Queen : i mean, i want to, but idk... i like writing non canon gay smut for a mostly virginal female audience and not getting paid

Darling : When you take a step back and look at it, that sounds kind of sad

Queen : its satisfying and it makes me and others happy. what more could I want in life?

Darling : A steady job, health insurance, a paid for house, a retirement plan, food that wasn't made to microwave.... should I continue?

Queen : those are important things (though even if I was a millionaire I would still eat my 1 dollar tv dinners) but what about real happiness? i see life but no living (#justlive2kwhenever)

Darling : And I see untapped potential

Queen : and I see your house on the bank of denial

Darling : What am I in denial about?

Queen : why you care so much about me