Queen : hey

Queen : heyyyyyyyy

Queen : HeYaHEyaHeyaHeYaHEyaHeya

Queen : i said HEY

Queen : WhATsGOINgOn

Darling : This isn't the time to spout dead memes

Queen : that meme will never die

Darling : What's up?

Queen : why haven't you been texting me lately?

Darling : I've been busy

Queen : with what?

Darling : Work

Queen : .... what's your job again?

Darling : I'm an english teacher.

Queen : ah that explains it

Darling : Don't stereotype me.

Queen : but you're an english teacher! You're practically walking everywhere with a bright red stamp on your forehead that says KILLJOY

Darling : I'll have you know, my students enjoy my company. They call me their favorite professor.

Queen : because they're secretly scared of you 😁

Darling : I will end you.

Queen : glad to know we're back on speaking terms

Darling : We are always on speaking terms. In fact, I suppose we speak more than we don't. I just have moments where my life gets in the way of my social activity. 

Queen : my life gets in the way of my life. constantly. we're going to war in here. its beyblade tournaments 24/7. trap cards every night. gotta catch all the anxiety.

Darling : I admit, it's more fun talking to you than not.