Queen : ~i'm dreaming of a lovely bunch of coconuts~

Darling : It is 2 A.M. What in gods name do you want?

Queen : money, all my ships to sail to port, con tickets, amy lee's sweet voice to tell me how gorgeous i am, you, money, summer sausage

Darling : Okay... I'm going back to sleep now.

Queen : nu nu nu! wait~ ive gotta tell you something

Darling : Very well, I hope it's important.

Queen : so you know how i never leave my house? well I did and now im hiding in a closet at my high school reunion.

Darling : AT 2 A.M.!

Queen : they won't stop asking me about my career and "oh yeah I got married last year, here's a picture of my wife and 8 kids and 800 credit score you fucking weeb" they all look so adult, I'm currently in my 3rd favorite cottagecore dress and I wanna dieeeeeeeee

Darling : You knew you were not going to like this experience, why did you go?

Queen : IM AN ADULT AND I CAN SHOW THE WORLD HOW ADULT I AM

Darling : Thought so. Do you need a ride home? How did you even get there?

Queen : Uber and yes 🙏

Darling : Send me your location, I'll be there.