Queen : WHAM BAM AND THANK YOU MAM, i am blessing the followers with content

Darling : I see, you're also increasing my workload tenfold.

Queen : yes for now but one day my darling you'll look back on these times and cry tears of joy for being part of the slashfic renaissance!!

Darling : I think I'll just be disappointed in myself.

Queen : oh now, quit it with that doomer talk
Queen : oh wait i forgot, i got u a present

Darling : If it's a body pillow, I hope you still have the receipt.

Queen : noooo of course not!!!! totally not that!! i ummm did get you a... outfit

Darling : Oh that's actually sweet of you for once, is a coat? It's supposed to be getting cold soon

Queen : it's a maid outfit
Queen : with cat ears
Queen : darling?
Queen : Ya HaLLO

Darling : Send it to me.

Queen : *shocked pikachu face*

Darling : I won't repeat myself, unless you no longer want for me to have it. And I don't want it for any perverse cosplay reasons, I've simply been looking for an efficient article of clothing to clean house in.

Queen : say no more, it's on the way
Queen : just uhhhh can I get a sample of thine sweet thighs once your parcel arrives, madam?

Darling : Cleaning purposes only. Apparently I'll be cleaning your mind as well.

Queen : please don't do that to yourself, it's more trouble than it's worth 😭