Queen : okay so question right?

Darling : Yes?

Queen : why are farms so gay?

Darling : Come again?

Darling : Farms have no perceivable concept of gender identity or sexual orientation. They're farms.

Queen : see i see where you're coming from but hear me out. when you see a cowboy, you don't think oh he's a good hardworking cowboy. you think Y.M.C.A and Brokeback Mountain. when you see a saddle, you don't think oh im gonna use that to ride a horse, you think-

Darling : I see exactly where you're going with that text and I'm gonna stop you right there. I think cowboys are just cowboys. Farms are farms. You simply have taken in so much gay cowboy media that you are programmed to think "gay" when you see as much as a blade of grass.

Queen : you're absolutely right. grass is gay. 

Darling : No, don't take it that way

Queen : grass feeds animals which feed - well some of us - and then we grow to be different shades of gay. its all so beautiful and circle of life. 

Darling : ITS GRASS

Queen : darling~ I'll use proper grammar and capitalization for once. Please validate me?

Darling : Fine, the grass is gay.

Queen : and?

Darling : Farms are too?

Queen : yes! validation of my ideas!

Darling : I'm glad for you.