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a duck's purpose (short story)

a duck's purpose (short story)

Sep 10, 2021

A duck comes in with a gun. Quack he says. The bartender doesn't notice the duck. The duck looks at the bartender and says quack loudly. The bartender looks down. Hey Mr Duck, would you like to sit? The duck smiles and sits at the bar. Quack quack the duck said. The bartender only nodded and served him a bloody mary. The duck said quack quack!!! The bartender said, ok duck, I have no idea what you want, and I have no way of communicating with you. What do you want??? The duck just stares at the bartender and says just a bloody mary, without the mary… the duck walks away with blood stains, and the bar in ruins. Fin.
foxkrisp
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i... i was tired... like it was 3 am...
gawd... pwease i need sleeeeeep...
pwease dm if you wanna be my boyfriend...
*cries in the corner*
-fox

#duck #duck_with_a_gun #bloody_mary #i_need_a_boyfriend_ahahahahaha

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what if is about what might happen if something happens... ligit idk what to do for it, i might vent, write short storys, or be stupid~

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