“….and then the god said let there be life and then he created the universe as I was saying....”says Pastor Jeff.

“These are utter lies, the god didn’t create the universe the big bang theory says that there was a big bang that created the universe” murmured Louis said to his memaw. 

“I think your theory is correct then pj’s theory, moonpie” said his memaw. 

“Who is pj?” questioned Louis to his memaw.

“P is for pastor and J is for Jeff” whispered memaw.

“Can you guys shut your traps; please I am trying to sleep!” Melissa whispered.

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  “So, are you excited for the first day at the High School Louis?”Asked Carly to her son. “Yes!” Louis answered promptly.

“How come I don’t get to go to high school like Louis, memaw?” asked Melissa.

“High school is a place for nerds like Louis and I know that you would like to hang out with your memaw to Dairy Queen.” said memaw. Memaw is really good at bribing kids.

“After that can we get my ears pierced?” asked Melissa to her memaw. Memaw said “if it makes your mother angry then, yes!”

“Of course not!”Snapped her mother.

“You’re mother’s such a killjoy.” Whispered memaw.

“I heard that!” said Carly. Louis sighed.