Queen : i finished ittt, the 7th volume of "Yes? Dr. Malfoy" is completed.

Darling : Good work, I'll have it edited by Monday.

Queen : ive decided to make this one the last in the series.

Darling : Interesting, this is one of your popular series correct? I would've thought you'd at least write one more.

Queen : i put scenes in there no mortal can come back from. protag-kun is finally happy and the doctor will finally win his medical license back. i also wrapped up the sub plot about the serial killer and the Luna red herring.

Darling : Scenes no mortal can come back from?

Queen : Indeed.

Darling : I won't even ask.

Queen : besides im taking a break, i have 12 different anime to catch up on. oh it's so hard, being this qualified on online forums~

Darling : Yes, I see. So that original story you were working on? What have you done with that?

Queen : oh! im still working on it! it's just... harder to write original characters you see. they have to talk like humans and emote.

Darling : As most characters have to? You're good at writing Fanfiction, what's the difference here?

Queen : there's no canon. not even head canon. there's just me and my head. it feels intrusive.

Darling : But they're not you. They're not even real.

Queen : im still writing them which means pieces of me get through. little experiences and such. you ever sing on stage naked? that's what it feels like

Darling : So what you are saying, is that you've sung on stage naked?

Queen : I HAVENTTTTTT (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥  I CANT EVEN SINGGGG

Darling : Why is it so scary then? There's no stage and no one is watching. This isn't The Truman Show. No one is watching.

Queen : but what if it's actually like that??

Darling : Then I'll do what I do best and edit you out.

Queen : you're the best darling, in fact?!? ...is this me developing a thanos snap kink? oooh dissolve me into nothing space particles

Darling : Okay, goodbye now.

Queen : nooooo, don't leaveeeee!! It's just developingggg