Darling : I have a proposal to make.

Queen : oh my? so soon? yes i do now take me to the church

Darling : Not today

Queen : so there's a possibility in the future!

Darling : Anyways, I think you should try a writing binge. For your original stories, you say you have a hard time writing characters that are original because it's too personal? You're gonna have to overcome that barrier one day. And if you want you work to be published and get paid money - you need to think outside the box.

Queen : but but- i have money and i dont have to be published...

Darling : Where does the money come from? You've never told me that.

Queen : so uhhh it's embarrassing
Queen : and im scared you'll think of me differently

Darling : I already think your weird. That's fine. But your mysterious income is concerning.

Queen : well i... come from a well off family and being from this family i receive an allowance. and the rent for my house.

Darling : So you're an aristocrat?

Queen : i wouldn't go that far!! im paid to not come around you see. im the black sheep.

Darling : Then I don't see why that wouldn't give you more of an incentive.

Queen : what do you mean?

Darling : To not be dependent on your family. To be a separate entity from them and show off your creative side.

Queen : my family...
Queen : they're pretty odd. if you met my mother and father especially. i was brought up to think differently from everyone else around me. to trivialize.

Darling : Then stop trivializing your situation. If you want something, you're gonna need to speak up. Repeat after me. "I want a big book deal!"

Queen : i want a big book deal

Darling : And "I'm very awesome and creative."

Queen : I'm very awesome and creative.

Darling : "My family can go eat shit!"

Queen : MY FAMILY CAN GO EAT SHIT!

Darling : That's the spirit.
Darling : And that settles it. I'm coming over. We are doing a writing binge.

Queen : was this all just an elaborate way of saying you wanted to do a sleepover?

Queen : darling?~✨

Queen : it's cute when you ignore me because you know im inherently righttttt