Queen : so when are you coming by?

Darling : In a little bit, I have to run a few errands, fight some demons. 

Queen : by moonlight? winning love by daylight? never running from a real fight?

Darling : She is the one named, oh my goodness I hate you have that song stuck in my head again. 

Queen : whoop whoop, back at it again 

Darling : I have to buy some food while I’m at the grocery store, are you going to want anything? 

Queen : just some cheese 

Darling : Goat cheese? 

Queen : you know it 

Darling : You’re incorrigible. 

Queen : im an icon 

Darling: Okay, I’ll get your cheese? Want some wine as well? 

Queen : wine? who do you take me for, bacchus? im like an eldritch god, i need vodka. 

Darling : I thought lovecraft was build upon the ideal that we as humans know nothing. Especially what alcohol will please the gods.

Queen : well this god doesn’t care. this god also says gay rights. and free care bears for everyone cause that’s endorphins they’re keeping from us.

Darling : Who is they?

Queen : kybele, they’re quite conniving 

Darling : I give up on trying to understand you.

Queen : and now you accept my true nature, congratulations.