My alter ego is a strange one, 

Always being silly and fun,

But the good thing is they do get things done,

'Cause i'll tell you, if not I would have to get out the gun.

They can be very helpful in times of disstress,

Even if their help is not always a success,

Don't worry we are both making progress,

And I still love them nonetheless. 

They are like a little sibling and a best friend all at the same time, 

Doing bad things then making me pay for the crimes,

Always so rude and nice just like i'm,

So when I think about it I really don't mind.

Although this ego of mine has no name, 

It really doesn't matter since we are almost the same,

They're just a bit more out there when we play games,

And most definitely the one that's untamed.

Now I know you think I sound crazy or insane,

To have such a thing "living" in my brain,

But it will make sense if you let me explain,

Because believe me when I say "I didn't take the cocaine!".