I was chilling with ebony today, she took me around two stores to look at baby stuff. She gave me her membership at most of the baby stores. It turns out that not too long ago she was trying to have a baby.
She told me the crazy things that she went through. She had been in a sister-wife relationship with some woman named Lydia.
But her dude T fell for the other girl because she had gotten pregnant first. It wasn’t even his baby; the baby was by some nigga named jay… the story was wild as hell, I low key thought she was lying.
She broke down and told me everything. She had gotten clean after being hooked on coke & pills. Got multiple DUI’s and got into a terrible accident and almost died the court order her to go to rehab or prison. She started going to church. She used to work at a place called the factory, but it got closed because an employee died or killed people And the other employee had gotten life for multiple murders she was pregnant by him also, but she will be in jail forever they found body parts in jars she was crazy.
I cant remember everything it was wild.
I listened to these crazy ass stories she didn’t party anymore she didn’t do drugs or even drink. She had gotten into a car accident a couple of months back and almost lost her life. She was high and drunk driving and almost drove off the bridge.
She is still looking for a woman. She told me I didn’t look big, that I had a tiny belly. I really enjoyed her energy she was sweet and positive. I didn’t get a sense of drama.
“Hey ebony smile,” I snapped a picture of us shopping for baby stuff. Seconds later, dre called telling us not to buy too much, we had brief space in the apartment.
Ebony said she didn’t mind storing stuff. She asked how did I find out? I told her you know when you know. And I had an upcoming appointment.
“So, you aren’t certain?” she asked “I have an appointment in a couple of days.”
She looked at me like I was crazy, “so you might not be,” she said.
That thought never crossed my mind I’ve been feeling sick lately plus my period was way off. But I might not be pregnant. I held my chest feeling embarrassed I wasn’t certain, and I told dre I was.
He really wanted a baby and now there’s a chance that there isn’t one. I had to get pregnant fast!
When we made it home, I ran into the bathroom I shaved and dolled myself up. I put on some twerk music and cooked dre’s favorite foods.
I needed to get 100% pregnant and quick. I assumed I was pregnant with no proof. “Are you okay, girl?” Ebony asked me. “I’m horny,” I told her she frowned up her face.
“That’s my brother you know.” I laughed awkwardly. After minutes, dre walked in the door. I had put on my loose dress with no panties.
“Hey baby,” I screamed when he walked through the door. “Hey,” he said back, walking over to me. “Come to the kitchen baby” I got something for you I told him as he followed me.
As soon as I got into the kitchen, I bent over in front of him, clapping my ass, exposing my lips. “Damn baby!” He moaned as he smacked my ass.
I grabbed my toes “you want some” I asked biting my lips. “Ah-hem” Ebony cleared her throat I jumped up and dre dragged me into the bedroom.
“Damn, baby, you can’t just pop my pussy out in the open,” he said, rubbing between my legs. “you know my sister love pussy too right?” he joked. “She doesn’t see me like that,” I explained. “shit yes she do but she know you mines” he joked. “But I missed you” I begged! “Damn, it’s like that?” he said, taken off his pants.
His stomach growled! “Damn it, I’m hungry,” he said, holding his stomach. I cooked dinner, I told him. “I know I’m looking at it,” he said, charging towards me.
After last night, I better be pregnant dre couldn’t keep his hands off me. I had this huge hickey on my chest, and I’m still worn out from the nuts.
“Oh, you’re still alive,” ebony said, sitting next to me. I looked at her, confused. “I don’t understand, “I said to her. “I thought dre was eating you alive,” she said, looking at me seriously. “Isn’t that what you were yelling?”
I held my head and covered my face. “Girl, I can’t talk to you,” I said, laughing at her. We sat on the couch blasting her brother and men.
I really liked her, especially her gray eyes she had to poke herself in the eye for me to believe her. After she swore they were hers.
We watched movies for the entire day. Turns out she couldn’t cook, but she was still cool.
The last person I told her about was drew and Britany and the STD situation I told the entire story. She started cursing with an accent because she was pissed!
“Wow, I had a comparable situation,” she said, clapping her hands. I hadn’t seen her so angry before. “Look ma” she said turning ratchet! “Call that bitch” she snapped! “Which one?”
I asked her. “call them both,” she told me. I dialed the numbers and listened for a ring, but the phone was silent. That didn’t stop her she grabbed the phone and went off!
Dre walked in, looking at us like we were crazy. I was explaining the situation to him. When ebony walked in the kitchen snatching me back on the couch.
“You don’t need to take no boy bullshit,” she said, pointing at me. I could hear somebody yelling on the phone, but her voice overpowered theirs.
“Shut the fuck up, you 're nasty ho!” she yelled into the phone. Dre looked at me, then back at her. ‘If you really want to fight ho, meet me at my house or I can come to your hood!” she said, hanging up the phone.
As soon as she hung up, a text was sent through with their address. I tried to calm ebony down, but she shook me from her. “Don’t touch me, ma!” she yelled “I’m tired of hoes!” She snapped.
“I tired of all this bullshit” she snapped!, “I need some old clothes” She asked “I don’t feel like stopping home,” I threw her a sports bra and shorts. She wrapped her locks up in a tight beehive. I rubbed her down with Vaseline.
She had nipple piercings I told her to remove them for safety. Dre tried to calm her down, but he also knew better! “I would let you fight her, ma, but you are pregnant.” I guess ebony couldn’t stand back while I was disrespected, I deserved justice.
“And if his ass wants to fight, I will fight his ass too,” she snapped! Dre stood up “no you won’t! ““Because if he touches you I will kill him!”
Dre said, getting fired up. “Baby calm down!” I yelled at him, holding my stomach. He looked at me and his face calmed.
“Let’s go,” ebony said, hauling out the door she had removed all her piercings, and she was wrapped up tight we hopped into a big white suburban. As soon as we arrived at the address, nobody came outside. I knew she was scary. But scary in your own hood is crazy.
Ebony dialed her number. While bashing out her car windows after I pointed out her car. “Hello” she answered. “I’m outside, bitch!” Ebony snapped! Smashing her back window.
She heard the alarm and Then Brittany hit that scary girl line: “oh, my god I will not fight you I’m too grown I will go to jail.” “I aint about to entertain all this bullshit!” “If destiny felt some type of way she should have did something about it.” “Her man came after me!” “And I don’t want him I heard about the freak shit they were all doing with dre but if she wants to be nasty, that’s on her!” “I just hope she changes before she has that baby!” She snapped.
“MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP BURNING HO” ebony voice boomed.
“You nasty burning bitch!” Brittany felt some type of way. “Burning bitch where!” “Drew or Deandre didn’t say that shit when they was begging to eat my ass though!” “Bitch bye!”
“You aint gone touch me or do shit goodnight yall bitches don’t want none I’m trying to stay calm before I beat a bitch ass!” “I don’t even know who you are super saving ho!” “his dick wasn’t eve- “
Before Brittany could finish her shit talking, ebony ran up to her house, kicking in her door, dragging her out. “I didn’t bring my ass all the way over here, bitch we bout to fight!” Ebony said, dragging her. Ebony wasn’t big at all. She was short like me, but she was strong as hell. “I do house calls ho,” she said, punching Brittany in the face.
“Stand up ho take this ass whopping,” she said, letting her get up. Brittany huffed and puffed, charging up to ebony. “Really?” “Stupid bitch!” Brittany snapped, swinging on ebony She swung her arms around like she was trying to fly.
Ebony hit her in every opening. “Really this all you got with all that mouth?” Ebony calmed down “this isn’t even a fair fight.” While ebony was talking, Britany landed a quick two pieces busting her nose and lip. She touched her face, but as soon as she saw the blood, she snapped. She snatched her up by her hair and beat her block in! I felt bad for her. She just laid there not moving I guess she was playing dead.
She was getting fucked up! Blood was leaking off ebony hands. “I HOPE THE WHOLE HOOD FIND OUT” “punch punch” “THAT YOU A NASTY BURNING HOME WRECKER,” ebony yelled.
Dre ran over and started pulling ebony off! She was still in fight mode because she rocked dre’s shit! Hitting him with five quick punches. Oh shit, it was out of control.
He took the hits, but I know they hurt so she could calm down! She stomped Brittany's head onto the ground. “Woah” I had to step in. I wasn’t ready to get my ass beat, so I talked to her.
“don’t kill her I need you to be around for my baby.” “Ebony, calm down!” I yelled at her. “You’re going to kill her!” She wasn’t listening…
Brittany was unrecognizable at this point. I’m not sure if she deserved it or not, but I didn’t want her to die.
“Ebony the baby,” I yelled out she kept beating her corpse. I fell to my knees and dre jumped up. “Baby you, okay?” He ran over to me.
Ebony stopped and looked at me as she went into rage mode and finally came out of it. I hopped up, and Dre dragged her crazy ass to the car.
We didn’t discuss last night, we just all ate a silent breakfast. Ebony had scratches on her knuckles. Not one bruise on her face. Her nose showed no sign of ever being touched.
My phone rung it was Drew cursing me out! He told us we put her in a coma and that she was going to press charges when she woke up. I laughed so hard, then hung up the phone. “Who was that?” They asked what I looked at them and shrugged it off.
She ain’t scaring nobody after that ass whooping. She better not play. She woke up a couple days later and claimed she didn’t remember a thing when the police asked.
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