3:00pm
It after school and I'm in my room. Quite currently, I'm practising for cheer. I hope that no one walks in, because I am in a sports bra and shorts. Actually, I don't give a damn.
Soon enough, I waltz downstairs because I need a glass of water. Cheer is hard work you know. Right before the kitchen is the living room, which I have to pass through. *Deep Spiritual Sigh* Right before I opened the door, I heard a random male voice say, "Have you seen this girl... Uh, what's her name? Ni- oh I remember. Inessa Belonov. She's so hot, I'll hit that." Actually, I did know that voice. It was Ryder McCarthy, Ricardo's best friend. I guess he didn't hear the news because he wasn't in school today. Well, this is about to get interesting.
"Dude, never ever say that about Inessa again. Especially around Damion Farrel. And especially if you like using your legs", growled Ricardo.
I heard a door open and shut and then a strange dead silence. "What about her?", asked Damion.
"None of your damn business", replied Ricardo.
"What the fuck is he doing here?", asked a rather surprised Ryder.
"I live here", replied Damion, "And that's my-"
I quickly but casually walked into the room. "Oh hey guys!", I exclaimed like I wasn't just listening to their very heated conversation. My brothers waved half heartily at me. Then Geordi walks in, with a girl named Monica right behind him. Ryder's mouth could swallow Mt.Everest and Garrett, Damion's best friend, was looking confused. They're quite stupid, both Ryder and Garrett, I mean. Although this can refer to my brothers as well. I could see all six brains trying to catch up to this weird situation.
Ricardo was the first to reach reality. "What are you wearing?!", he exclaimed. Okay?... that was unexpected. *Deep Spiritual Sigh* "I was practising my cheer routine", I said. Damion frowned almost... disappointedly at my outfit. "Do you have anything less... exposing to wear? Like could your shorts be longer and maybe wear a top?", inquired Ricardo. Can I kill the two of them? "It's this 'exposing' because for cheer I need a range of motion. So it was either this or be naked. And no I can't wear a top because it with be hella hot. Like I was practising in air conditioning, in a sports bra and shirts and I'm sweating like a pig", I snapped. I then sauntered off to the kitchen. In the doorway, I turned around. Geordi was quietly laughing. Ryder's eyes were glued to my ass, and Ricardo was frowning down at him. Garrett still looked confused. Uggggh boys. I gave my brothers the Water Tribe hand sign for, "Bye Bye Bitch", and strutted into the kitchen.
The Water Tribe is from Avatar, a show that my brothers and I watch religiously every Thursday night. So they know that I just gave them the hand signal. I heard an amused Geordi mutter, "She knows how to make an entrance and exit doesn't she." Damion grunted in agreement. Damn water tastes like really great. Especially when you have two pissed-off brothers in the other room.
6:00pm
Who the fuck invented brothers? Currently, there is a girl outside my house, yelling for Ricardo to come downstairs. Ricardo is in the basement, playing video games, and isn't hearing this. Damion is in the park probably smoking weed, and Geordi is in the library in town. "Ricardo Ortega, come out here right now!", this bitch yelled. I stomped into the basement, grabbed Ricardo's blonde and green hair, and dragged him up the stairs. Then I pulled him outside. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Owwwwwwwww!", he howled.
"Excuse me... What's your name?", I asked.
"Cara", the blonde-haired blue-eyed Barbie doll replied. Her arms and legs were thin, but she had a disproportionately large stomach. "Who are you?" She looked me up and down.
"Ricardo's sister", I said through gritted teeth. What's her problem? She saw Ricardo sitting next to my leg. Her voice softened. "Ricardo, sweetie, remember me?", she smiled. Ricardo stood up and frowned. "Did we have sex?", he asked. *Deep, Deep, Deeeeep Spiritual Sigh* She nodded. "Do you remember when the condom broke?" He frowned and shook his head. Of course, he doesn't. *Internally Faces Palms* My brother was probably drunk off his ass. "Well uh-", she giggled. I connected the dots. Skinny but large stomach, broken condom, really weird emotions. This girl is- "I'm pregnant", Cara said. Curse my brothers and their playboy ways.
Ricardo froze. Then he slowly smiled. Then he blinked. Then he froze again. I knew that this was going to go on for a while. I grabbed my fool for a brother by his hand and waved Cara to follow me.
I grabbed the car key out of the key rack. Still pulling this stumbling, bumbling idiot behind me, I led Cara, who is reasonably confused, into my car.
We headed to the park. Once we arrived, I turned around to face Cara and Ricardo. I motioned for them to stay and then hopped out of the car. I went into the dark corner of the park and there was Damion. "Damion", I cheered, successful that I found him on my first try.
Damion turned around. He frowned down at me. Then glared at me questionably. "Damion", chuckled some random guy, "She doesn't speak glare. I've been friends with you forever and I still don't know what that glare means."
"Fortunately, I do", I replied, "Damion-"
But I was interrupted by the same random dude. "Chica when your done fucking Damion, come get some by me", he smirked. Damion whipped his head around, his dark orange eyes flashing with anger. He looked like he was about to commit murder. The dude looked surprised. "What happened to bros before hoes?", random dude asked confused. Damion looked like murder wasn't enough, torture seems the more reasonable punishment. "My sister is not a hoe", Damion growled out through gritted teeth. The boys looked at me with new founded respect. And surprise.
I sighed catching Damion's attention. "As a was saying before I was rudely interrupted", I cut the random dude a glare, "Our idiot of a brother got a girl pregnant so Family Field Trip." I shook my hands with fake excitement in his face on the last part.
He frowned. He frowned a knowing frown. "Please tell me that you didn't get a girl preggo too", I sighed. He shook his head no. Then he gave me another questioning look. "I know it has nothing to do with you, but if you don't come, I tell everyone what exactly happened the night we decided to tell everyone that we are siblings. And we wouldn't want that now would we, Damion." He blinked down at me. Then realization came slowly over his face. Believe me, when I say not even Flash™ could have run faster to my car.
I love my life. Don't you?
While Baby Daddy and High Off His Ass are in the car, I am in the town library next to the park looking for Geordi. I walk up to the front desk. The lady looks like a classic mean librarian. You know, pantsuit, glasses, and a scowl. "Hi, I'm looking for my brother", I tell her.
"Plenty of boys pass through here", she frowns.
"Well", I reply, "He's about 6'7" tall, brown hair, grey eyes?"
"Oh", she smiles wistfully, "He was in the romance aisle last time I checked"
"Well thanks", I reply. That was weird.
I check in the romance aisle, and the is Geordi with all his glory, making out with a girl. I knew Geordi like girls and had crushes. But my brother who I assumed was going to stay I virgin until we were thirty, had a girls hand around his thang. I cleared my throat breaking up his little moment. Geordi turned around and saw me. Then he turned red. "Ne-Ne-Nessa? What are you d-do-doing here?", he asked.
"Looking for you", I responded wryly.
"Why?", he questioned.
"Because Ricardo got a girl pregnant so I am driving them to the clinic and Damion is high out of his mind right now. I was hoping that when I came to fetch you you'll be doing work or something but instead, you're trying to get into a girl's pants."
"I-"
"I don't want to hear an explanation, in the car"
He nodded, picked up his stuff, and was on his way to the car. I knew I was being harsh but it was honestly shocking.
When we were in the corridor, I asked, " What was her name?" Geordi turned red and shrugged his shoulders. The disappointment made my heart crack a little. You know what, I'm done with my brothers as of this moment.
Quote of the day: DreamerCler thank you for inspiring me to make another drawing.
Aš šiek tiek pissbaby- Dream
(I'm a little pissbaby- Dream)
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