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#You thought it was bleach, BUT IT WAS ME! HARRY POTTER! Please note that this will mainly be based on the movie version for simplicity's sake as I am a novice writer#

[Fou] Fou Fou Fou-kyu! Kyu Kyu! FOU!
(Damn it that really hurt! Note to self don't get tons of information stuffed into your head ALL AT ONCE)

[Fou] Fou Fou Fou-kyu Kyu.
(Welp I better check the system than my surroundings)

[Fou] Fou!
(System menu)

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{Status}
{Titles}
{Inventory}
{Skills}
{Shop}
{Quests}
{Gacha}
{Travel} (locked)
{MESSAGE_1} (open me!)
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Message from [R.O.B]

Hey Cath palug, or should I call you Fou?

Anyways I did say to nerf yourself, But bleach is just too much. So I set you up with a better starter world, so you won't just die immediately.

Anyways have Fun in the HP universe after you complete the 8 (Don't worry this one is based on the movie) movies, you'll be allowed to use the second true magic.

Oh, and before I forget, You're currently in the wizarding world's pet shop! Once you pick your owner they are gonna be your new Mash! 

(P.S I already made a backstory for you about being merlin's familiar and Hogwarts will recognize you as such the rest you have to come up with no will be able to find if its true or not Go ham Genderbend a person for all I care )

Have fun
Yours sincerely
[R.O.B]
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[Fou] Fouuu.
(ROB why have you forsaken me like this)

[Fou] Fou! Fou-kyu.
(System menu: Open status)

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{Status}
Name - Cath palug              LVL - 1
Job - Fou                             Fatigue - 0
Title - [ULTIMATE FAKER]
HP - 100
Mp - ∞ (Second true magic causes ∞)
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 {Parameter's}

{Strength} [?]
{Endurance} [?]
{Agility} [?]
{Mana} [?] 
{Luck} [?]
{N.P} [?]

{Calibrating Stats}

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[???] Hey what's that Hagrid?

[???] I believe that'll be a cat A'rreit!

Fou turned towards the voices, Surprised to see a female Harry Potter with Hagrid.

[Random employee] We think it's a cat but it only says Fou for some reason and doesn't like others. It prefers to stay by its self, I would recommend an Owl instead.

(WHILE THAT'S HAPPENING)

[Fou] Fou Fou FOU!
(System set Potter as my Mash IMMEDIATELY!)
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{System has set entity [Harreit Potter] as User's designated [Mash Kyrielight]}
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Perfect now to get here attention

[Fou] Fou Fou Fou KYU!
(Hey hey hey! Do you know DA WAE?)

(Harriet's POV)

I was in the shop to get my magical pet for Hogwarts. The number of pets in the shop was amazing there were; Snakes, Owls, Cats, Toads, and magical variants of them all.

But there was this weird-looking cat? The thing there looked cute and I wanted to bring it with me to school.

[Harreit] Hey what's that Hagrid?

[Hagrid] I believe that'll be a cat A'rreit!

[Random employee] We think it's a cat but it only says Fou for some reason And doesn't like others. It prefers to stay by its self, I would recommend an Owl instead.

[???] Hey hey hey! Do you know DA WAE?

I looked over at the weird "cat" thing that asked me a weird question.

[Harreit] What's DA WAE?

[Hagrid] Who's that you're talking to A'rreit?

[Harreit] What do you mean Hagrid? I was talking to the weird cat thing, It asked me if I knew "DA WAE"?

[Fou] HEY! I'M NOT A WEIRD CAT THING I'M THE CATH PALUG! PRIMATE MURDER I WORKED HARD TO EARN THAT TITLE AND DESERVE TO BE CALLED SUCH!
(FOU! FOU FOU FOU FOU! FOU KYUUUU!)

I decided to approach the "Cath palug" to apologize

[Harreit] I'm very sorry Mr. Primate Murder. I didn't know what to call you since you look like a very fluffy cat.

[Random employee] YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT!? PLEASE TAKE I CAN'T LISTEN TO IT REPEATING FOU CONSTANTLY ALMOST ALL THE TIME PLEASE TAKE IT FOR FREE!

[Fou] It's not like I chose to only be heard saying "Fou", And you are no better, your way too narcissistic to be a good worker. I hate having to steal food for myself because you ignore me!

[Harreit] Well it seems you are not very well-liked here, are you?

[Hagrid] A'rreit why not just get this Snowy Owl instead, Isn't it better you can even send messages with it.

[Fou] Hey I'm plenty liked by the other Animals!

*Tons of upset animals noises*

[Harreit] I'm not very well-liked at home either.

[Hagrid] A'rreit? A'rreit?

[Fou] So why not take me with you, Were both disliked at our homes so we should stick together!

[Harreit] I like that idea! Can I call you Fou instead? Cath palug is kinda hard to say every time, And primate Murder doesn't really sound good.

[Fou] Sure besides, It's boring in this pet shop not like I even need to eat. Just do so for pleasure!

[Random employee] I don't think she's listening Hagrid, do you think she's okay?

[Hagrid] I think a little shake should 'ake A'rreit up.

[Harreit] Excuse me! You said I could have Fou for Free right?

[Random employee] Yes please just... Take it even the boss is annoyed with it.

[Hagrid] A'rreit I don't think you should, An Owl would be much better wouldn't it? 

[Fou] HEY IM MUCH BETTER THEN SOME STUPID OWL!

[Harreit] *giggles* I think Fou is a much better choice! Hey Um excuse me, could you open his cage?

[Fou] No need I can lock and unlock it myself!

Their puffed chest looks very cute, And I see him just tap the lock and it opening after glowing blue for a few seconds was cool.

[Harreit] How about we head home eh? I think we will get along very well.

[Fou] I think we shall, I hope we have a great friendship.

[NEXT TIME ON THE DE- *Ahem* Uh... Primate murder through a multiverse!]