‘Chill Emery, all you had to do was figure out how to reverse the spell and then it’d be gone..’ I thought, angrily shoving onpiberries in my mouth.

That human was getting on my nerves. But I couldn’t let it control me. I had to remain stern and calm. I had to be a man. 

I angrily shoved another onpiberry into my mouth before composing myself, and turning to face the disgusting creature before me. It appeared to be amused before my presence, but I doubt if it knew the real weight of things it’d be laughing without a care in the world right now. 

“Whats wrong pretty boy, are you thinking about turning me into a frog?” 

More laughter. 

I sighed. 

“Let’s just get you home and get this over with, I don’t like you anymore then you like me and frankly I’d rather not spend so much as another second in company with you.” I gritted my teeth and crossed my arms. I never got cross, but this human was pushing a nerve. 

I mean how dare it call me a wannabe fairy godmother’s grandchild?! I was tempted to just hand it into the supreme court, and let divine judgement deal with it, if it wasn’t for the fact that if I did I’d be practically serving them some shining  gold evidence that I violated all wizard codes known to our kind, on a matching golden platter! 

“Thank god, for a second there I was scared you were gonna just stand there staring at me and not actually doing anything. Good to know you aren’t as lazy as I had initially thought.” The human responded, it’s voice full to the brim with sarcasm. 

I huffed, grabbed my spell book and staff and angrily started turning the pages before the human, it occasionally peering over to take a look. 

Not that spell, not that one, certainly not that one I didn’t want to create more of this monstrosity, no, nope, almost, closer, no.. 

Where was this damn spell? 

I flicked my way back to the original summoning spell, double checking on the way I hadn’t accidentally missed the reverse. Nothing. Back to square one. 

I scanned the summoning spell instructions, the book offering me no advice whatsoever. I flicked the page forwards one again. Hold on..

Most of the page was torn out the book, the only thing left being the title, which, incredibly worn and faded, read: “How to un o summo ing s ell” 

Crap.

I snapped the book shut and sat on the grass in silence, contemplating what to do now. 

“Is there a problem?” The human asked, actually sounding sincere for once, a surprise to me. 

“It’s all.. gone…” I said, defeated. 

“Whats all gone? I don’t understand what you are on about, but can you hurry up and get me home, I don’t want to deal with the police at my door when I get back.” It sighed, shaking it’s head now resting in it’s palm. 

“The spell to get you home. It’s gone.”

The human shot upright at this, infact, I think that was the most awake it had been all morning. 

“So I’m stuck in this fairy wonderland place for.. forever?”

“First off, this isn’t some ‘fairy wonderland’ that you’re talking about, this is planet Vox. Second off, I am trying to think of a way to get you back home as soon as possible to save both our skins, but I can’t think of anything. At all.”

It responded with a soft ‘oh’.