Lucian began packing all my things while I talked to my roommate and landlord. After I came back from filling out some paperwork, I saw Lucian with a wide, seemingly unnatural grin on his face. 

“What is it?” I asked him. 

“Oooh nothing, I was just…” he didn’t finish. “I think I got everything,” he continued, “though you might want to check.”

“Ok, I will” I said as I peeked in the closet. “Everything looks good, we can go now if you want.” 

“Sure, sure.” 

•.•.•

We began to unpack all of the little things I own when I heard a loud abrupt laughter coming from Lucian. 

“Dude, what the hell is this?! How did I not notice it while packing,” his laughter continued. 

“What?” Then I turned to see what he was holding. “Woah woah woah buddy. Hear me out here,” I said blushing like hell. I can’t believe he found it. 

“Oh my gosh, this is… something else.” He said while looking at it. 

All I could do was sit there, embarrassed and stunned beyond belief. In his hand was a lime green dildo. The reason why he hadn’t see it was because I packed it individually, but forgot about it until now. 

“Look, I know what you’re thinking but,” I tried to formulate a lie. “My friends dared me to buy it,” shit. That’s not convincing at all, plus I don’t even have friends. 

“Uh huh, tell me, why are you lying to me?” He knitted his eyebrows as he spoke. 

“I’m not lying to you,” I tried to say as convincing as possible. 

“Sure,” he said with a smile, letting me know I’m not all that convincing.