The twins took Eula to the hospital.
Just in case, Aether stayed out of the room, as he didn't want to say something that would make his girlfriend uncomfortable being in that situation...plus he doesn't want to hear her say "Vengeance will be mine. "
He opted to stay in the waiting room.
While there, he made himself some coffee, read something, and waited for a while.
Aether: Ah... I'm going to be a dad.... I have the feeling that this is not the first time I became a dad....
Maybe there are other universes where I planted my seed...
After babbling for a while, Venti, Kaeya and Diluc appear.
The red-haired man was carrying a bouquet of flowers.
Aether: Guys, hello!
Kaeya: Here's the future daddy.
Aether: And where else would he be?
Diluc: Taking a nap?
Aether: ...if I had nothing else to do, yes.
Venti: How are you feeling?
Aether: Nervous.
He finished his coffee and threw it in the trash can, but it didn't go in the first time, so he had to go over and throw it away properly.
Venti: Next time, put it in.
Aether: I already did, and that's why I'm going to be a father.
Kaeya: Hehe.
Diluc: ... Before I regret coming, take this.
He hands the bouquet of flowers to Aether.
Aether: Oh, thank you... they wouldn't have bothered....
I know they love me very much, but this wasn't necessary, hehe....
Diluc: ... they are for Eula, that's why I gave them to you.
I bought that bouquet of flowers for you, so you wouldn't look like an idiot.
Aether: Don't worry, on the way there I couldn't have looked like a big idiot to her.
Kaeya: And what did you do to make yourself look like a big idiot?
Aether: ...
~ Flashback: 1 hour and a half ago ~
Aether was accompanying Eula to the hospital along with Lumine.
Suddenly, he sees a bald man and proceeded to touch his left egg.
Lumine: ... what on earth are you doing?
Aether: Sorry, it's habit.
That bald man saw that Aether saw him and was touching his left egg, and for some reason he felt offended.
Man: You offend me, you brat.
Aether: Sorry, it was an impulse.
Eula and Lumine continued on their way, while Aether spoke kindly to the gentleman.
Man: Can't a man cut his hair and go bald?!
Do you want me to break your teeth?!
It should be noted that the man was very tall and muscular.
However, Aether continued apologizing to the man who, in addition to not accepting his apology and trying to beat him up, it was HE who was beaten up by the blond.
Aether: And when I say you look like my left egg, YOU LOOK LIKE MY LEFT EGG, EH!
Aether's Mind: Wait!
Are you sure you used the right words?
Aether: ... shut up or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
He returned to his sister and Eula, who had paid no attention to him.
Diluc: ... give me the roses.
Aether: If you're going to hit me with the bouquet, I'll break every one of your 206 bones.
Diluc: ... Okay, don't give me the roses.
Venti: Um, Aether, can I talk to you for a second?
Aether: Ok.
The bard and the blond turned away from the siblings.
Suddenly, Kaeya sees a bald man enter on a gurney, and proceeded to touch his left egg.
Diluc: ... ah, that explains everything.
And here I thought I was exaggerating.
Kaeya: It's a lesson he'll never forget, jsjs.
Diluc: ...you're an idiot.
Kaeya: But I have class.
Venti and Aether were walking through the halls of the hospital.
Venti: Ok, I think we can talk now.
Aether: Is something wrong?
Venti: Um... how do I explain it to you?
I... I met the Czarina again.
Aether: Archon Cryo?
What happened?
Venti: ... nothing, I just wanted to tell you.
Aether: ...
After making an idiot face, they heard someone screaming.
Some doors opened and they saw Eula preparing to give birth.
Aether: Well, I'll be right back.
*she leaves*
Venti: ... how do I tell him that the Czarina wants to kill him...?
Well, maybe he'll get over it.
I'm going to Diluc's tavern.
~ after a while ~
Eula was bidding, and she was squeezing Aether's hand hard enough, to the point where she could break it.
However, he did not appear sore.
Lumine: Doesn't it hurt?
Aether: ...
Lumine: From that face, I can tell you're dead inside.
Aether: ...
Eula: HOW MUCH LONGER...?!
*gasps*
Midwife: Easy, easy.
Just one more push and that's it.
Eula pushed harder.
Midwife: Come on, push, mommy, push, push....
And finally, she lay back on the bed and sighed.
Aether stood on tiptoe to see something.
Midwife: Congratulations, mommy... it's a boy.
The midwife holds the crying baby, cleans him and covers him with a blanket, then hands him to Eula.
She holds her baby in her arms and rocks him, hoping he will stop crying.
Aether: Oh, my goodness... he's so tiny....
Lumine: ... all babies are tiny, just like you, brother.
Aether: ...
Eula: There, there... shh....
The child calmed down and opened his little eyes, which were the same color as Eula's.
Lumine: He's very cute.
Aether: Yes he is....
Eula: He's my baby... only mine.
Aether: And mine too-
She slaps him and throws him against a screen.
Eula: MINE I said.
Aether: ... ouch.
Lumine: How envious I am of you... I wish I had a child.....
What's more...
Hey, writer, give me a son!
Writer-san: Sorry? .___.
Lumine: It's been like almost 10 fanfics where Aether has a son!
I guess it's my turn, right?!
Writer-san: ... well, I just don't know who the father might be....
Tartaglia: I'm ofr-
Writer-san used "shotgun to the chest".
Tartaglia loses 9999 life.
Writer-san: Not you.
It's been 3 banners that you didn't want to appear, and in the third one I got Keching.
Until you don't appear in the summons, don't think you're going to be the main character of a fanfic.
Tartaglia: ... but-
Writer-san: Pretty people, there's Tartaglia.
You are free to do whatever you want with him.5
Tartaglia: ...
Itto: And what about me?
Writer-san: *reloads shotgun*
Itto: ...
Aether: ...
Lumine: ...
Eula: ...
Writer-san: *cough*
Let's go back, ok?
Eula and Lumine:
~ Take 2 ~
Eula rocks the baby and Lumine stood watching, while Aether was still lying on the floor due to the critical damage slap Eula gave him.... after all, she is the queen of physical damage.
Midwife: Do you plan to give her a name?
Eula: No, not really...
Midwife: Ok, until you decide... it will be "baby Lawrence".
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