Ah, to me? Oh, nothing peculiar. I'm just enjoying staring at a painting brought down from the heavens which were painted by the gods.
'Oh, really? Then what "exactly" are you staring for? Also, why haven't I heard about this when I'm literally from where you called "heavens", huh?' Whispered a little floating me with a halo created by my imagination.
Wait, what the heaven and hell are exactly happening to me right now?
I'm currently seeing such a fascinating scene but instead, to focus on it wholeheartedly I'm talking to some shits hallucinated out from my imagination.
... Maybe this is because of the mental fatigue brought by this powerful emotional limit-breaker field of vision?
This breathtaking view. I'm currently staring at someone who to my eyes, is glowing magnificently~~
Her blonde hair is beautiful. But I don't care.
Her face is magnificent. But I don't care.
Her cute body is amazing. But I don't care.
Her outfit is great. It may be connected to something I care but I still don't care.
What I care about the most... is her occupation.
"A maid..."
She's a maid, and I want one.
Ahh~ She's so wonderful~~ How great it is for me to be a master of a maid~~
Someone who could say some warm greetings like 'Welcome back, master' or even ask me some kind questions like 'Are you okay, master?'.
Lewd orders? No, not like that. There are no such thoughts in my mind as having sexual relationships with them nor toying them or something.
It's true that I want to give orders to them. In fact, you give orders to maids, right?
But for me, it's not in that kind of way that includes inappropriate things.
Do you know what I care about the most? This one dreamy order that what made me absolutely admire maids.
An order where they need to care for my mother and devote themselves to being right there by her side, not making her feel alone or something.
Because what if for all the time she's at the hospital bed she's still conscious despite having a coma?
I don't want to make my mother feel left out from life.
I want her to know the current status of the world. Tell her interesting stories, talk about my sister's everyday rapid changing blood pressure level, etc.
... I want someone who could do those things every single day.
But who? Who when there are only two persons left in her life?
Where are our relatives? Her friends? Even the neighbors visiting her for just a fucking single day?
... Even those two persons I mentioned can't always be around close to her.
The one can only visit her on an average indefinite time on the day while the other simply can't last even for just a single hour on the night.
Tch. If I have money, then maybe everything that is currently lacking will be gone. Even just a single thing will be great already...
Like I said, a maid-like person. I really want to have one to care for her.
If... only I could have one. Hehe.
I don't know why, but I began giggling uncontrollably.
"He- Hehehe- Hehehehehe~~ Hehe-"
"What the fuck, Malei. You're giving me the creeps..."
When Narscen suddenly said that directly to me, I came back to my usual senses.
"H-Huh? What just happened?"
I was too absorbed and engrossed in myself that I even forgot about the view despite my eyes staring directly at it.
The view earlier was that the maid was doing her work by giving a lunchbox to her master.
After that, I don't know what happened anymore.
Now, being back, she's just standing there at the front of the classroom's closed sliding door.
With dashing wavy blonde hair, I'm guessing she's a foreigner.
But what's more interesting is for Yuna to have a maid coming inside the school, in front of a classroom.
The reason is quite understandable already.
"Malei."
"What, simp?"
"... Simp, huh."
As we converse I looked at him. But then all I found out is his currently dissatisfied depressed face.
Seeing his unexpected sudden change of face that largely contradicted his face as of earlier, I instinctively started to notice what has happened. But not really knowing the real reason, I questioned him.
Jeez. I may not be your smart four-eyed boy, but I'm a human with an average observation skillset.
I may not be able to use the term "even a chimpanzee can understand", but I could at least say that "even one of the lowest-scorer students on written exams can observe normally".
Anyways.
"So, Narscen. What made you stop simping on her?"
"I guess... the eyes that she had just made towards her maid?"
Huh? What happened?
"What do you mean?"
I can't seem to picture what happened earlier, so I needed to make adjustments to my clarification at least.
"Idiot. I bet you were just imagining some lewd shits with that maid, aren't you?"
"W-Well it's not lewd, but yes, to be honest, it's connected with the maid."
Let's be real, who's even shy about it anyway? I'm not even thinking about some illegal-trading operation plan with her or some shit.
"Tsk. Then let me give some winged birds in your little nest."
"Huh, what does th-"
"It means I'll explain it to your small brain by saying what happened and you'll make images out of it!!"
... Huh?
"First time I have heard of that, actually. Also, we might be late, it's almost 8 already."
"This will be short. And no, I won't simp for a girl with her kind anymore."
What the? I haven't even called him simp again. Talk about a sudden character development~~
"Okay, okay. Start now."
And so he began describing what happened at the time I was in my own little world. I mean "nest", according to him.
So the first thing he literally said was...
"She may be noble on the outside, but she's a scornful Ice Queen on the inside."
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"What an oddball girl."
While walking towards the maid and the room at the back of her, I made a grin on my face.
Why won't I? Why won't I when I finally understood why my instincts were like this and that at the time I saw Yuna for the first time?
My instincts? My instincts are like this, to be specific.
[ Self, don't ever be in love with that scary person because she's more demonic than me!! ] Shouted a little floating me with red horns attached to its head created by my imagination.
[ Hey, you dork!! Don't bring that girl into my home because I'll literally bring you into a place hotter than that demon's trashy home!! ] Shouted a little floating me with a halo atop its head created by my imagination.
[ Trashy? Da ya wanna fight, ah, ya piece of shit feeling-angel me!! ]
[ Said the demon me who can't even kill a bug!! ]
End.
And that said, I'm thankful for them for giving me such a piece of advice.
I mean, thanks, myself. Hehe.
Anyways, it's true. Even according to Narscen, it's really true at any point.
He may have not heard their conversation, but he said that Yuna was having ridiculously cold eyes with a 'you're such a lowly being' expression while her mouth was moving rapidly like she's rapping Eminem's Rap God.
And what made him turn off more was when Yuna was doing that; the cold look and the rap all the time while her maid was always bowing to her again and again.
Anyways, we have arrived in front of her.
It may be inappropriate, but we need to.
"Uhhm... Excuse us~"
Narscen and I needed to enter the room, so I had then did a reasonable thing which is to ask in a well-mannered way to the currently standing maid blocking the sliding door.
Most especially since she's standing still while looking down below her for minutes already, it can't be avoided to be polite to a despaired pitiful person.
Narscen explained to me that the maid was being condemned and disowned in a frigid ironic way by Yuna for forgetting to put her wallet and phone in her bag along with her lunchbox.
Talk about a careless master.
But... wait. She hasn't heard my voice?
"U-Uh-"
"Hello!! Miss, might me and this shy little cutie beside me enter the room?"
Narscen stopped me and instead popped out like Fuhrer Ugly.
Fuhrer Ugly because, like any other fan, I just want him to disappear for eternity.
Anyways, that's not the case. That's literally OVER-EXAGGERATING.
Tsk... I then glared at him for letting me look like debris in front of a girl.
Especially to a girl that happens to be a maid.
Now my dream of becoming a master has turned into Fuhrer Ugly as well. Ugly trash that even garbage trucks will become living conscious things for the sake of wanting to get him out inside them, or even deciding to carry the body of a dead fucking bitch that happens to have a former name of "Malty Melromarc" as the second-highest choice rather than having him.
Seriously, it's that ugly. They are ugly, and my dream just went ugly.
Narscen went close to me as he opened his mouth close to my ear as if he's gonna whisper to me or something.
"Heh~"
But he instead looked down at me even more.
"You bastard shit..."
"Well, your voice is just too cute to be heard."
Suddenly, the blonde maid came back to her senses...
"H-huh? Wai-Wha? W-What the... I'm still here?"
only finding out that she was just standing while dozing for all this time.
What... the... fuc.
She finally noticed us and apologized by bowing her head again and again.
"I'm sorry!! I'm so sorry!! I'm so so sorry!!"
But it's just too much for a matter this little.
"A-Ah... It's okay. It's really okay!!"
I replied while waving my two hands.
"Like this cutie, I'm good as well."
Narscen also agreed as he made a thumbs up.
I mean. In the first place, it's really okay. And I even find it completely...
"Okay then. Goodbye, peasants!!"
cute...
"What the actual... fuck?"
"... That's already some straight-assed-forward response. But it even hurts more because of the last word. How cute."
Narscen and I were obviously left dumbfounded as our mouths are left open while staring simultaneously at the cheerful maid walking with drool in her smiling mouth.
... And wait, what does he mean it's cute?
I mean, it's unexpected.
Anyways. I slid the sliding door open while still taking a glimpse of the maid going down the stairs.
Suddenly.
"Stop looking already."
Narscen grabbed my hands as he tugged me inside the classroom along with him.
"What kept you staring at her, huh, Malei?"
"Ah... Nothing out of the ordinary."
I mean, I can't tell him things like 'I don't want that kind of maid, it scared the demon inside of me!!' or some shit.
Anyways. After some seconds we arrived sitting randomly side-by-side in some seats on the back part of a college classroom.
A college classroom because obviously, it's college.
But... wait a minute. Wait a damn minute!! For god's sake, I said wait!!
What's the meaning of this... detestable coincidence?
Coincidence? Is this fate?
What do you mean fate? Yes, it's fate. But it's fucking KARMA!!
"Fuck."
... I'm seated next to her.
Yes, her. The person we had just talked about with.
You know, the girl who we had literally just known as a candidate for having the Ice Queen title?
Staring at her while she's taking glances at the professor at the front and to her laptop... she really is a beauty worth taking many glimpses on.
With a white hair so white it's as white as the Yang. Really, what I meant is that it's as heavenly as Yang, as manly as Yang, as bright as Yang, and as penetrating as Yang. It's like her hair is a symbol of why boys won't ever get a chance to date her, for it's too pretty like there's a handsome man living atop her head, looking down at them with a grin on his face, saying directly into their heads that they are not even worthy of being looked at by his female habitat.
Of course, her female habitat is none other than Yuna. And it is true that she doesn't even stare for more than a second at the boys.
But also, if ever she thinks a boy is interesting, then she'll stare at him for a rational amount of time connected to how interesting that specific boy is.
Then if I were that boy, I think I'll be able to be glared at by her for some two or three seconds I think?
Wait, am I just looking down on myself? Why not five or six seconds at the most?
Anyways, according to the other boys and even Narscen and me, she literally has a perfect pretty goddess's face.
And most of all, the view of staring at her is becoming even prettier as I stare at her more and more.
Not her overall beauty!! Not her beauty I say!!
Suddenly,
"What are you staring at? Creep."
I heard her mutter out of nowhere while... she's not even looking at me.
Wh-What the? I don't care if I'm a creep according to the likes of her, but she hasn't even looked at me for a mere 0.0000001 second?
... Wha-What the fuccccc~~
Literal Ice Queen. No other words except "Ice Queen".
Without further ado, I turned as fast as I could into facing my boi, Narscen, and whispered.
"Whaa~~ It's so cold here, Narscen~~ Mind if you change seats with your bro?"
"Hmm...? Why is it cold?"
As he asked me full of curiosity he jerked his face while he seems to be looking at my surrounding.
Surrounding? Yes. He even stood up looking for something I don't even know?
Not know? Tch, I'll only hope that he won't shout very loud after he sees Yuna beside me and disturb the class.
But then, he sat on his seat again like nothing is wrong at all.
"What do you really mean as cold, huh?"
"Oh my god, you blind shit. Here~"
When I whispered to him I also covered his mouth with my right hand while dragging his head towards viewing into Yuna.
Then, no matter how chilling it was I still took a glance at Narscen's face.
But suddenly.
"Oh, it's Yuna."
"... Huh?"
"What do you mean huh? It's just Yuna, dude."
"No. What the hell do you mean it's JUST Yuna, DUDE?"
"What? I mean what I said. It's just Yuna, DUDEEEE~~"
It's like he sees it as nothing out of the ordinary!! That's too much character development!!
"Na-Narscen, you fuuuucc~~~"
"Malei, you shiiiitttt~~~"
As we exchanged our debating conversation with whispers and wide eyes, our surrounding began getting hotter and hotter because our heads are boiling greater and greater.
And again, he took a glance once more to Yuna.
But suddenly, he whispered something unbelievable as he looks at me again.
"As I said, Malei. It's just Yuna. Yuna who's just.been.staring at you the whole time~~"
"... Huh?"
When I turned my face rapidly to her, all I see was...
"No way."
a blushing Yuna.
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