I can’t help but stare at him, his earrings resting on the floor and his fiery gaze sent my way.

“What the actual hell, why did you shove me?” He snarls but doesn’t move.

“Erris is naked…and Uhm, I didn’t want him to be seen..” I mumble, not really sure this is the correct thing to say. I go to say more when I yelp.

“Shitake mushrooms! Are your keys in your pocket or something? It’s poking my ass!”

“Or something….” he whispers and covers his growing blush. I freeze and try not to pass out, is his penis really that big? I start blushing and smile softly.

“Would you like me to stay or move?” I whisper into his ear.

“I want you to kiss me”

“What!! I’m dating Erris, I can’t do that! Who do you think I am?” I rush out in a panicked haze.

“Oh shut up, it is so obvious you guys aren’t dating, so….just give me a chance yeah? And as far as Erris knows, for now, you guys are still ‘dating’ “ Well slap my ass and call me Easy because that seems like a pretty good deal to me. I mean am I still madly in love with Erris? Yes, but he hates me, and now some hottie with a good body wants me? Yes please, daddy!