1 ACT I 1
MUSIC: OPENING BAR.
NINA the boy’s with me and if you want him you have to go
through me or face the consequences!
SOUND: nina yells k.iiii!
NINA Have knife , will travel reads the card of this
girl. Hire me, if you will. But know this, I
tolerate no lies and I make no compromises. You cross
me, client or not, and you’ll find this knife and this
girl against you.
MUSIC: BRIDGE TO..
ANNOUNCER: back to Have knife, Will Travel, an inner
child production, starring
britney sue cox as Nina the ninja. Tonight’s episode...
“ episode 6 Tea time of soul ”.
NARRATOR
last time , jack’s been kidnapped as well Nina the
ninja is knocked out find out more on this episode of
have knife will travel
ALLEN QUATERMAIN
there once was a time, of great hero’s and great
missions, but that was long ago, the age of Sherlock
Holmes, aresin lupin, and my self, who am i you may ask
your self, well i am a former big game hunter from
Africa, Allen Quaternary this is how my story interwove
with a young girl who was named the same name of her
profession.
ALLEN QUATERMAIN
but more on this later, first mean while on the moon
base
2 moon base 2
( MOON BASE SOUND EFFECTS AS JAZZ PLAYS FROM A OLD RECORD
PLAYER
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 2.
JACK ah.. ohh, my head
DUCHESS
welcome darling to the moon... base! the most state of
the art base in history. its all Because... remember
how we met in a party in 34 street and vine?
DUCHESS
I was a princess back then you see..
JACK what changed?
DUCHESS
I was looking for a prince charming, you looked a bit
odd in your walrus costume
JACK I thought it was costume party...
DUCHESS
At a fancy dress party? you have to be crazy!
JACK and you were meeting a prince there?
DUCHESS
as i walked into the room darling, i looked around for
my dear prince gust,
ALEN QUATERMAIN
this is a flash back folks carry on!
(FX ) FOOT STEPS
SOUNDS OF RAIN FROM OUTISDE THE ROOM
DUCHESS
prince, where did you go..?
(FX ) HEAVY BREATH
DUCHESS
he was like a tall glass of cream, with different parts
of the glass shattering as it was being filled to the
brim, i knew then he had to be mine
SOUND: GULP
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 3.
JACK um, hi who are you lady?
DUCHESS
i am your new best friend
3 act 2 3
ALLEN QUATERMAINE
mean while back on the farm
4 farm 4
NINA ugh, what happened?
WILD JANE
you been out for a while honey
NINA oh.. my head
WILD JANE
she said about meeting you at a train or something
she told me to give you this
NINA what are you talking about?
WILD JANE
the duchess, she wants you to meet at the train station
tonight!
NINA tonight?
DUCHESS
Dear pathetic ninja, meet me at the train station
tonight at midnight, we shall talk about your boy
problems signed the duchess, p.s. why don’t you just
leave him while we play patty cake.
WILD JANE
are you going?
NINA
i know its a trap, but i have to know what happened to
jack.
( FX) OF THE NIGHT FOREST SOUNDS
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 4.
ALLEN QUATERMAIN
later that night
DUCHESS
(ASLEEP NOISES )
(WAKES UP QUIKCLY)
drat, I over slept, that Ninja should be by now,
Jason!!!! jason!!!!
JASON( HALF SNORTS AWAKE)
( SCRATCHES HIS ARM PIT)
DUCHESS
go find that lazy old train operator?
JASONok.. ok on it
ALLEN QUATERMAIN
meanwhile as the sun sets low in the sky, our young
lass, is trying to find a way into the train car
without being spotted
NINA,i don’t know what to do but I also can’t miss the
train!
NINA and are they in a front-ish cabin?
SOUND: TRAIN SOUNDS
NINA
i mean, are they in a front-ish car?
NINA
Can I wait for the train to start moving and jump in one of
the last cars?
so she doesn’t know I’m on the train and thinks I just
didn’t show up, nice.
ALLEN QUATERMAIN
mean while back with the duchess
DUCHESS
well Jason any news?
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 5.
JASON the train operator is ready to go duchess
DUCHESS
very good
DUCHESS
the rest of my guards!
JASONJason here mam
FOLD fold here mam
KIRK kirk here mam
DUCHESS
did you men see anything
ALL 3no mama
DUCHESS
well then go! find that ninja!
NINA I’m currently at the back of the train, mr narrator,
are the guards dispersed or all around the duchess and
what-this-face?
NARRATOR
there are 3 who just left from your area who were
asleep and you cant keep talking to me like this i will
lose my job!
NINA I want to hunker down until this train is moving,
avoiding any confrontation.
JASONI believe you were about to start the train mistress
Tess
TESS
start the train my minions, tonight we shall enjoy that
ninja chickened out on us tonight!!!
JASONall right men stay close to the duchess
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 7.
JASON missed me, duchess! (heavy breathing )
TESS I run to get my things in my car and find some
dangerous looking weapons in my collection
TESS grab this whip here and done
NARRATOR
back in the train car with nina the ninja
FX: BANG
NINA ouch! the club of yours really hurt
JASONyou were thinking a sandwich?
NINA are you up for a round trip? kai
JASONno i prefer square ones?
FX: FALLS DOWN
NARRATOR
then our qick ninja jumps over the villain and makes
her way to the caboose
NINA now, i lock the door like so!
JASONtess, tess, she is in the caboose!
TESS
with this whip i will.. what did you say?
JASONthe caboose
TESS
with a moose?
JASONno the last car, she locked the door
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 8.
TESS well break it down then
JASONright away duchess
( FX) BANG BANG BANG
(FX) BREAKS DOWN DOOR
JASONshe.. sheeee..
DUCHESS
she’s gone but not far,
(FX) FOOT STEPS ON THE ROOF OF CABOOSE
DUCHESS
SOUND: DUTCHESS GROWLS
SOUND: LIGHT RAIN
SOUND: HIGH HEELS WALK UP STAIRS
DUCHESS
ninja stop right there!
NINA
You’re sure you should be up here? Doesn’t really seem
like * your * style."
DUCHESS
There is a lot you don’t know about me.
SOUND: CRACK OF THE WHIP
NINA how inconsiderate.
and unpleasant, right on the lip in deed.
NINA ( THOUGHT)
using my powers of chi to cloud Tess’s mind so she
doesn’t see me
TESS your a coward, nina! nothing but a coward!
NINA ( THOUGHT)
I run past her heading toward the back of the car and
clothesline her like so!
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 9.
TESS your, your trying to push me off the train
NINA I’m feeling evil like that.
NINA ( THOUGHT)
what is required to remove myself from the situation so
I can go rescue the useless lump that seems to be Jack?
Oh. Also, don’t I have the ability to communicate
telepathically?
I’d like to ask him if he intends on being a useless
lump.
TESS if your looking for jack...
NINA is he not being held hostage on this train?
TESS You would assume that,
NINA look you Wet blanket, do you have jack here or not?
TESS no, but I plan to have him soon ( evil laugh)
NINA well where the Dumkuff did you iced him? when you took
him out of the picture?"
TESS umm.. tunnel
NINA tunnel?
TESS & NINA
tunnel!!!
TESS ( THOUGHT)
right under us there is a large lake if i could shake
her off i could get her off this train and off my back,
winning this fight
SOUND: TRAIN GOING THROUGHT A TUNNEL
NINA (FALLING ) AHHHHHHH
(CONTINUED)CONTINUED: 10.
TESS & NINA
(JUST LANDED IN BETWEEN THE CARS)
TESS yess, i have you now, all i have to do is this!
NINA Will you not relent? Must I show you why you ought to?
Will you learn no other way ( falling sfx )
TESS
goodbye ninja may i never see you again
NARRATOR
Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have
knife will travel
IN OUR CAST WAS
. as jack
.as nina
. AS THE DUTCHESSS
this is Bob Baily speaking
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