HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL part 8 

By 

Ben Isaac 

my Lady of Whims 1925 (edgar fraklin and doris schroeder) 

2018 Ben Isaac 973-985-6303 Spider21b@gmail.com 

HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL PART 8 

1 ACT 1 1 

MUSIC: OPENING BAR. 

NINA the boy’s with me and if you want him you have to go through me or face the consequences! 

SOUND: nina yells k.iiii! 

NINA Have knife , will travel reads the card of this girl. Hire me, if you will. But know this, I tolerate no lies and I make no compromises. You cross me, client or not, and you’ll find this knife and this girl against you. 

MUSIC: BRIDGE TO.. 

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NARRATOR this is have knife, will, travel episode 8 the pride of the lions to be honest, listeners we know you binge watch these things so no recap this time, i made my mind up! 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN 

LOOK OUT BEIND YOU NOOOOOOOO! 

SOUND: SWING OF A BLADE 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN she died in my arms just like my wife before her, for a man, with strangest looking weapon i have ever seen my whole life it seemd to glisen as we looked up as the blood dripped from the blade. 

JAY there is nothing i have to say to you 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN look, i have no idea why you killed that woman she was about to give me important information about the future, 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 2. 

JAY there is a war between us the clans of warriors of light and dark you have no idea what your getting your self into 

ALEN QUATERMAIN who, are you? like what gives you the right to kill this woman who i have been traveling with for so long and you just kill her like its nothing! 

JAY i am only a samurai, and she was a ninja, if you want to be help to your future self, I suggest you find the space wizards, they will know what to do, i am sorry for your loss 

ALEN QUATERMAIN my loss you got to be bully early in the morning to not give an ass about my revenge to you and your whole Samurai clan and I will a bullet hole in your.... 

ALEN QUATERMAIN and then from there he dispersed, like heat from the sun, hot, humid, and the smell of death everywhere, or was that just only me? 

NINA who are the space wizards? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN i am getting to that, it took me a long time, but walking part of this strange land, i found the natives who live in this area of the land, who took me to the ones called the space wizards, they live on the tops of great accountants in the world 

NINA accountants? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN no, that’s not it, was it hills? shoulders? no that’s not it, oh yes, greatest mountains of this area 

NINA from then on, he gave me some strange red liquid he said he got from the natives, to heal my body and mind and then we walked in complete silence 

SOUND: THE SOUND OF THE WIND 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 3. 

ALEN QUATERMAIN maybe not completely 

SOUND: WALKING IN THE WOODS 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN did i ever tell the time? 

NINA well you never said where you went after that my great grandmother passed 

ALEN QUATERMAIN oh that, her body was taken by her own people you see. i went back to Africa and that was that or so i thought. 

NINA what happend after that? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN well.. 

NINA as the wind brush against our faces i saw a man who wore the cloth of the enemey of my great grand mother of which he spoke of the man known as samurai jay 

JAY i have been waiting for you Allen quatermain 

ALEN QUATERMAIN you have been waiting 35 years for the opportunity to kill me jay? 

JAY i shall strike you down and 

SOUND: BANG 

SOUND: BODY HITS THE GROUND 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN I been waiting 35 years for that lets go little miss 

ALEN QUATERMAIN I wanted to tell her more but after that man hit the ground with a mighty thud, it took us a long journey but we made it to the hills of Wisconsin to find the Space wizards. 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 4. 

NINA as we traveled it became colder and colder, Mr. quatermain, got us warm jackets and boots for the journey a head. 

ALEN QUATERMAIN as i was saying the reason we need to go to the moon is 

NINA yes? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN well the reason was 

NINA yessssss? 

RADIO STATION AKA NARRATOR this just in, jack smalls who now, posses the harma fortune has be kidnapped on the moon, the duchess had this to say] 

ALEN QUATERMAIN you got to be kidding me 

TESS yes nations of the world if i dont get 1 million dollars i will evaporate;orate the worlds oceans... oh sorry, yess, yess oh ok, i want 100 dollars and a rabbi to marry jack and myself 

RADIO STATION AKA NARRATOR that’s all for the news back to chad with sports, 

CHAD thanks tom, the yellow turkeys fought dodo’s today 1175 to nothing, stay tuned for more reports 

RADIO STATION AKA NARRATOR and for more information 

SOUND: CLICK OFF 

NARRATOR mean while as allen quatermain finishes is temper tantrum 

ALEN QUATERMAIN noooooooooo! the the whole thing is 

NARRATOR lets see how jack and the duchess is getting on on the moon base 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 5. 

SOUND: COSMIC MUSIC 

JACK no please no, not that! 

TESS this is the worst game of strip poker i have ever played, jason, did you find out if they can manage to find 100 dollars or one million dollars? 

JASONwell to be honest, 100 dollars is a lot of money duchess, i mean you could buy a whole army on that type of green backs 

JACK any reason that jason here looks like me? 

TESS don’t you understand how i am obsessed by you? 

JACK not really, nope just nothing really 

TESS let me take you back to that party, yes i remember it like it was yesterday and 

NARRATOR we will be back after this message from our sponsor 

TESS come on!! 

NARRATOR freinds, do you need a kick into your day? why not try nina the ninja’s stars part of this ballenced breakfest? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN i Can’T Belive it it its the space wizards! 

NINA the ones you told me about 

WIZARDwell really is astro wizards but yes, i am one of the last space wizards, there only about 2 groups left in the americans 

ALEN QUATERMAIN what? 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 6. 

NINA he said there is only 2 groups left 

ALEN QUATERMAIN oh.. i see, do you still have that space gun? 

WIZARDmaybe why? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN we need to get to the moon, for your young jack nina is stuck there 

NINA can’t i just use my ninja powers? 

WIZARDninja powers cant be used in the vacuum of space sadly , but yes let us gather my Astor wizard society and we shall use the Astor pusator to get you to moon, its made of cheese don’t you know 

NINA what? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN seriously? 

WIZARDi thought everyone knew that?! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN according to your great, great grandmother the way to avenge her was to go to the moon 

WIZARDalso, that i got this on the screen, a message from the duchess her self. 

TESS good evening leaders of the world 

NINA dutchess why dont you talk to me face to face! 

WIZARDsorry, its just a message look here let me pause the disk 

NINA oh, i see space magic? 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 7. 

ALEN QUATERMAIN the last of the great magic of Wisconsin 

WIZARDyou flatter me sir here is the rest of the recording 

TESS now if you dont give me 1 million 

??? whisper 

TESS what do you mean i can’t ask for 1 million dollars? 

??? whisper whsiper 

TESS oh i see, then 9,095 dollars wow american currency is very strange, if you dont get me that money i shall boil the worlds oceans you have 1..... 8 ..... week.... 6 months? ok 5 months to get the money, i will be waiting 

ALEN QUATERMAIN well what happens if the little hussy doesn’t get her funds? 

NINA we will make sure she doesn’t have the time to collect 

WIZARDthat’s the sprit. 

NINA,then in a burst of ash, earth and stone, other astro wizards appeared as they started wheeling out the big gun that was made of the heart of the sun, and cool to the touch 

WIZARDthis my friends, is the Astro cannon, this will fire you straight at the moon 

FORD MOTER AD 1922 

NARRATOR back to have knife will travel 

ALEN QUATERMAIN we were lowered into what can only be said which was a giant bullet, 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 8. 

WIZARDyou will see in front of you two seats, please strap your selfes in 

SOUND: CLICK 

WIZARDready for blast off, x-5 x-4 x-3 x-2 bast off 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA ahhhhhhhhhh! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN thrilling isn’t it? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA AHHHHHHHHH 

NARRATOR mean while in the darkness of space a space cop is about to finish some astro chess over the radio 

JERRY SPACE COP Knight to pawn 4 

GEORGE SPACE COP you got me again jerry! 

JERRY SPACE COP what’s the deal with space chess, george? 

GEORGE SPACE COP these peanuts are salty Jerry! 

JERRY SPACE COP sorry George i have to go someone is using the astro gun again, might as well check it out 

NARRATOR meanwhile inside the moon base with the duchess Tess and jack 

JASONmam, there seems to be somthing on the scanner, looks like a very large bullet? 

TESS it’s nothing dont worry about it 

JACK do i have to tell you a thousand times, i dont remember this party you keep telling me about... and besides, how does marring me give you the power of a king? 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 9. 

TESS my country has strange rules i know, but the party was the lighting rod i needed to 

NARRATOR mean while back at the ranch 

FARMER JOE this is farmer joe, has a vampire named kid drackual been attacking your sheep try new improved garlc spary, makes those dang vampires run faster then anyting 

NARRATOR sorry now back to to our heros 

TESS do i get any time this epsoide at all? 

NARRATOR ok fine what do you want to say? 

TESS from my moon base i look to my young ward, jason 

TESS young wonderful jason, have the world leaders heard of my demains 

JASONyes my queen 

TESS aaand? 

JASONmy queen 9,095 dollars i a lot of money for this year of our lord 1922 

TESS and is that a problem? 

JASONno no my queen its just going to take time 

TESS i wish it were in rubbles it would make more sense 

NARRATOR are you done now? 

TESS yes fine you may continue about the heroes of this so called story 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 10. 

NARRATOR with a blot into the void of space 

ALEN QUATERMAIN i think we might have a crash landing 

NINA i hope we at least hit the moon 

ALEN QUATERMAIN that’s at least one problem i think someone is tailing us 

JERRY SPACE COP stop in the name of the space law! 

NINA you got to be kidding 

ALEN QUATERMAIN he must think this thing has breaks 

NINA as we looked in horror as our space bullet capsule moved faster and faster towards the moon 

ALLEN QUATERMAIN what’s those groups of rocks a head of us? 

NINA space rocks feild 

ALEN QUATERMAIN is that a good thing 

NINA nope 

ALEN QUATERMAIN well fudge 

NINA brase for impact! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA ahhhhhh 

SOUND: HITCHICKERS GUIDE SONG ON A UKE) 

NARRATOR narrator here! "In space, no one can hear you scream." its said in a film poster it was made by the people of Venus; their tropical and female only world. the film 

(MORE) 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 11. 

NARRATOR (cont’d) was called space station 36 which did all right in the venian box office at the time. this has nothing to do with our current story, however, Allen and Nina are about to face what is called narrative impossibility, for when our heroes manage to get to the moon base in question, it will make some kind of sense, now back to the rest of the program 

NARRATOR wiil allen quatermaine and Nina the ninja make it to the moon? will jerry the space cop find a good cup of coffee? find out in part 3 of episode 7 know as moon base center or who will order the cheese cake 

ALEN QUATERMAIN honestly who writes this stuff? 

NARRATOR Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have knife will travel 

IN OUR CAST WAS ben isaac . as jack 

Brittany Sue Cox.as nina 

RENEE.S.JARVIS. AS THE DUTCHESSS this is ben isaac speaking speaking