HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL part 9 

By 

Ben Isaac 

my Lady of Whims 1925 (edgar fraklin and doris schroeder) 

2018 Ben Isaac 973-985-6303 Spider21b@gmail.com 

HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL PART 9 

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MUSIC: OPENING BAR. 

( INSERT AD HERE ) ( THAT TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS A SLIME 8BIT ) 

NARRATOR this is have knife, will, travel episode 9 lions in space 

ALEN QUATERMAIN honestly who writes this stuff? 

NINA heading 100 miles an hour in a capsule heading the the moon, sounds like a really silly thing to say 

ALEN QUATERMAIN on paper this would seem like an outlandish whale of a tale 

NINA but that’s what we are doing to find jack again... 

ALEN QUATERMAIN but not just anywhere the moon!!!! 

NARRATOR that’s right sports fans our heroes are hireling towards the moon which might or might not be made out of cheese, they have been set by the space wizards who figure out or the radio also told them that jack smalls has been kidnapped.. again by the dutchess tune in to find out this week on have knife will travel ! 

NINA the boy’s with me and if you want him you have to go through me or face the consequences! SOUND: nina yells k.iiii! 

NINA Have knife , will travel reads the card of this girl. Hire me, if you will. But know this, I tolerate no lies and I make no compromises. You cross me, client or not, and you’ll find this knife and this girl against you. 

MUSIC: BRIDGE TO.. 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 2. 

JERRY SPACE COP it was a day like any other till the space wizards after hundreds or maybe was it a few months.... a few weeks? it was a long time ago, decided to shoot up something into my air space well i didn’t like this one bit and resided to give them a ticket for speeding, that’s what you have to do, i used to be a space detective but that was a long time ago, where i was i? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA ahhhhh 

JERRY SPACE COP right that, with my space rocket engines moving at top speed i made it my mission to bring these perps to the space court! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA we know we know! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN as the red and blue lights flicked behind our tin can in space as i looked behind me i could see stars behind us 

NINA get ready for impact! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN so soon? 

NARRATOR mean while on the moon base 

DUCHESSi smiled as i looked into jacks face as i turned to the men shackled to the sides with buttons clicking 

JACK who are these people 

DUCHESSthese are the last of the space wizards here to do my bidding to create that lazer! 

JACK duchess why are you doing all of this? 

DUCHESSThis is all because you didn’t notice me at that party in the lower east side of new burn city when we were in collage together! 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 3. 

JACK i dont remember that at all! 

(FLASH BLACK) ( FLASHBACK NOISE) 

NARRATOR it was a stuffy, party in 1908 the party had a big hall which the muisc swirlled in the air 

SOUND:( MUISC STREET MEMORIES 1899-1908 MUSIC OF 100 YEARS PAST PT 2) 

JACK i was sitting the the back of the room as this woman in dark cloak entered the room 

DUCHESSgood evening ladies and gentlemen 

CROWDle gasp its the villain tress! 

DUCHESSyes, it is I the Tress the deamon of the 9 seaons i shall take all of your minds with my hynpo gun and shall take all of your souls one by one! 

JACK Not if i can help it tess! take that and that! 

ALEN QUATERMAIN look you crazy clown you must go further back in time! 

(FLASH BLACK) ( FLASHBACK NOISE) 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT my name is Teddy Roosevelt the year is 1908 i was sitting down with the prime minister of England H. H. Asquith who was just elected to the office and i a lame duck president was just about in a few months about to choose my right hand man Mr. Taft my choice to pick as Preisent of these united states 

ALEN QUATERMAIN what does this to do about me? 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT bully bully bully, i am getting to that point we had a major problem on our Hands 

H. H. ASQUITH pardon me mr. president but why did you summon me at this late hour? 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 4. 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT well i was about to do some judo, its very good for the body but before that, we have a major problem with the japanese russo war issue i delt with 

H. H. ASQUITH and? 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT god in heaven, those order of the Russian order of the silver knights plan to have a terf war against the japanese in my country, have someone stop this 

H. H. ASQUITH do not fret sir i have the man for the mission 

ALEN QUATERMAIN is this where i come in? 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT go a head mr. narrator i am done with tis part when i can go back to the bull moose party? 

NARRATOR thank you again mr. president 

THEODORE ROOSEVELT not a problem my dear boy 

NARRATOR mean while in the heart of A middle aged big game hunter Allen quaternary a man in his late 30’s sitting in a tent, with his monkey sits besides him 

TIM TIM] Mr. allen mr. allen 

ALEN QUATERMAIN what is is tim tim, cant you see i am trying to read with my money mccree here? 

NINA what about us crashing into the moon? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN not now nina i am trying to have a flash back here 

NINA too late 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 5. 

NARRATOR as mr quatermaine was having his flash back the shell was heading closer and closer to the moon base 

SOUND: ZOOMING SOUND EFFECT 

SOUND: FASTER AND FASTER 

NINA ready for impact 

ALEN QUATERMAIN ready for wha..... 

SOUND: SLAMMING SOUND INTO STEEL 

SOUND: SLAMMING HARD AND SLOWLY STOPPING 

NINA ahhh my head, all you all right mr. quatermain 

ALEN QUATERMAIN call me allen, and yeah thanks for asking my right forarm is a bit brused but all right 

JERRY SPACE COP please step out of the capsule right now, we have you surrounded please give yourselves up 

ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA we know we know 

SOUND: TAPPING SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE CAPLSUE 

NINA hold on hold on let me open the capsule and 

SOUND: DOOR OPENS 

TESS nina the ninja? 

NINA tess 

TESS & NINA what are you doing here? 

ALEN QUATERMAIN Nina remember we came to find jack 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 6. 

NINA oh yeah where is that goof ball? 

JACK right over here 

NINA honestly can you not get captured for one second? 

JACK not really! 

SOUND: ( DRAGNET THEME SONG AND OPENING) 

JERRY SPACE COP this is the moon, my name is jerry friday here is my parter monday,straight out working out of homaside, my mssion give a couple of jerks a parking ticket for flying to fast in a flying sauser 

MONDAYlook here Jerry, lets write this ticket and get out of this joint 

JERRY SPACE COP hold on, i want to look these mugs over for a second i got to 

TESS who do you think you are smashing into my moon base 

JERRY SPACE COP mam, is this your moon base mam? 

TESS why are you asking all these questions? 

JERRY SPACE COP i just want the facts mam, then out of the corner of my eye, i saw him the big cheese man himself, the count the man who is behind mother postiviana 

BIG CHEESE he, mr, space officer, cant we settle this like adults 

NINA look i don’t know who you think you are but your daughter keeps kidnapping a friend of mine! 

BIG CHEESE look um 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 7. 

NINA nina 

BIG CHEESE right, Nina, it looks to me that you and your friends are on my moon base and the same to the rest of you should 

JACK one more push of my chair and 

SOUND: EMERGNCY SOUNDS 

JACK that aught to do it 

DUCHESSyou got to be kidding me what did he fall on fahter? 

BIG CHEESE the one button that blows up this whole place 

DUTCHESS why would you build such a button? 

BIG CHEESE it was a good idea at the time 

JACK we don’t have to talk lets get out of here! 

JERRY SPACE COP lets get everyone out of here right a way 

SOUND: A GROUP OF FOOT STEPS 

SOUND: OPENING OF A DOOR 

JERRY SPACE COP all right boys and girls give him the cuffs 

BIG CHEESE what? 

JERRY SPACE COP everyone into the space ships 

NARRATOR at this point of the story, we would like to let you hear the sound of the moon base launching it self off the moon and into outer space, since in real outerspace no one can hear you scream, we are using artistic lience to let you hear the following 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 8. 

SOUND: MOON BASE BLOWING UP 

EVERYONE oooo, aaaah 

JERRY SPACE COP now lets get that nasty, duchess and her father the big cheese to jail 

DUCHESSbut we were going to have an epic fight to the death on the moon base 

ALEN QUATERMAIN the moon! man its the freaking moon! 

JERRY SPACE COP dont worry duchess you will be in space jail for a very long time 

DUCHESSyou cant be serious? 

BIG CHEESE i have big freinds you will see and... 

NARRATOR then in a zap of light they were in space prison the darknest, gastly place to be stuck inside of a very large astriod that sort of but not really looks like a tree, 

SOUND: CLANG OF METAL DOOR BEING LOCKED 

DUCHESSyou wont hear that last of us... you will all pay you will all pay! 

NARRATOR mean while on the planet 04044567 also known as ersa major 12 

JERRY SPACE COP behalf of the space police i give you allen quaitermain, nina the ninja and jack smalls the golden metals of ersa major and minor 12 

CROWDlets all hear it for nina, jack and mr. quatermain hip hip her ya!!!! 

(CONTINUED) 

CONTINUED: 9. 

JERRY SPACE COP then we will fly you home to mother earth 

NINA but what about the mr. king’s mob? 

JACK its not like they are going to continue what he started or anything 

ALEN QUATERMAIN you kids have a good time i am going to do some investigating in chicago 

JERRY SPACE COP come in earth this is the space cops unit 48 do you copy? 

??? That’s a negativity over we don’t want any flying saucers, but good news women just got the right to vote and new got our selves a new present of these united states, oh and one more thing USA is a booze free country now very blue. 

NARRATOR is this the end or just the being tune in next week my friends to have knife will travel! 

NARRATOR Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have knife will travel 

IN OUR CAST WAS ben isaac . as jack 

Brittany Sue Cox.as nina 

RENEE.S.JARVIS. AS THE DUTCHESSS this is ben isaac speaking speaking