HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL part 9
my Lady of Whims 1925 (edgar fraklin and doris schroeder)
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HAVE KNIFE WILL TRAVEL PART 9
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MUSIC: OPENING BAR.
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NARRATOR this is have knife, will, travel episode 9 lions in space
ALEN QUATERMAIN honestly who writes this stuff?
NINA heading 100 miles an hour in a capsule heading the the moon, sounds like a really silly thing to say
ALEN QUATERMAIN on paper this would seem like an outlandish whale of a tale
NINA but that’s what we are doing to find jack again...
ALEN QUATERMAIN but not just anywhere the moon!!!!
NARRATOR that’s right sports fans our heroes are hireling towards the moon which might or might not be made out of cheese, they have been set by the space wizards who figure out or the radio also told them that jack smalls has been kidnapped.. again by the dutchess tune in to find out this week on have knife will travel !
NINA the boy’s with me and if you want him you have to go through me or face the consequences! SOUND: nina yells k.iiii!
NINA Have knife , will travel reads the card of this girl. Hire me, if you will. But know this, I tolerate no lies and I make no compromises. You cross me, client or not, and you’ll find this knife and this girl against you.
MUSIC: BRIDGE TO..
JERRY SPACE COP it was a day like any other till the space wizards after hundreds or maybe was it a few months.... a few weeks? it was a long time ago, decided to shoot up something into my air space well i didn’t like this one bit and resided to give them a ticket for speeding, that’s what you have to do, i used to be a space detective but that was a long time ago, where i was i?
ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA ahhhhh
JERRY SPACE COP right that, with my space rocket engines moving at top speed i made it my mission to bring these perps to the space court!
ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA we know we know!
ALEN QUATERMAIN as the red and blue lights flicked behind our tin can in space as i looked behind me i could see stars behind us
NINA get ready for impact!
ALEN QUATERMAIN so soon?
NARRATOR mean while on the moon base
DUCHESSi smiled as i looked into jacks face as i turned to the men shackled to the sides with buttons clicking
JACK who are these people
DUCHESSthese are the last of the space wizards here to do my bidding to create that lazer!
JACK duchess why are you doing all of this?
DUCHESSThis is all because you didn’t notice me at that party in the lower east side of new burn city when we were in collage together!
JACK i dont remember that at all!
(FLASH BLACK) ( FLASHBACK NOISE)
NARRATOR it was a stuffy, party in 1908 the party had a big hall which the muisc swirlled in the air
SOUND:( MUISC STREET MEMORIES 1899-1908 MUSIC OF 100 YEARS PAST PT 2)
JACK i was sitting the the back of the room as this woman in dark cloak entered the room
DUCHESSgood evening ladies and gentlemen
CROWDle gasp its the villain tress!
DUCHESSyes, it is I the Tress the deamon of the 9 seaons i shall take all of your minds with my hynpo gun and shall take all of your souls one by one!
JACK Not if i can help it tess! take that and that!
ALEN QUATERMAIN look you crazy clown you must go further back in time!
(FLASH BLACK) ( FLASHBACK NOISE)
THEODORE ROOSEVELT my name is Teddy Roosevelt the year is 1908 i was sitting down with the prime minister of England H. H. Asquith who was just elected to the office and i a lame duck president was just about in a few months about to choose my right hand man Mr. Taft my choice to pick as Preisent of these united states
ALEN QUATERMAIN what does this to do about me?
THEODORE ROOSEVELT bully bully bully, i am getting to that point we had a major problem on our Hands
H. H. ASQUITH pardon me mr. president but why did you summon me at this late hour?
THEODORE ROOSEVELT well i was about to do some judo, its very good for the body but before that, we have a major problem with the japanese russo war issue i delt with
H. H. ASQUITH and?
THEODORE ROOSEVELT god in heaven, those order of the Russian order of the silver knights plan to have a terf war against the japanese in my country, have someone stop this
H. H. ASQUITH do not fret sir i have the man for the mission
ALEN QUATERMAIN is this where i come in?
THEODORE ROOSEVELT go a head mr. narrator i am done with tis part when i can go back to the bull moose party?
NARRATOR thank you again mr. president
THEODORE ROOSEVELT not a problem my dear boy
NARRATOR mean while in the heart of A middle aged big game hunter Allen quaternary a man in his late 30’s sitting in a tent, with his monkey sits besides him
TIM TIM] Mr. allen mr. allen
ALEN QUATERMAIN what is is tim tim, cant you see i am trying to read with my money mccree here?
NINA what about us crashing into the moon?
ALEN QUATERMAIN not now nina i am trying to have a flash back here
NINA too late
NARRATOR as mr quatermaine was having his flash back the shell was heading closer and closer to the moon base
SOUND: ZOOMING SOUND EFFECT
SOUND: FASTER AND FASTER
NINA ready for impact
ALEN QUATERMAIN ready for wha.....
SOUND: SLAMMING SOUND INTO STEEL
SOUND: SLAMMING HARD AND SLOWLY STOPPING
NINA ahhh my head, all you all right mr. quatermain
ALEN QUATERMAIN call me allen, and yeah thanks for asking my right forarm is a bit brused but all right
JERRY SPACE COP please step out of the capsule right now, we have you surrounded please give yourselves up
ALEN QUATERMAIN & NINA we know we know
SOUND: TAPPING SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE CAPLSUE
NINA hold on hold on let me open the capsule and
SOUND: DOOR OPENS
TESS nina the ninja?
TESS & NINA what are you doing here?
ALEN QUATERMAIN Nina remember we came to find jack
NINA oh yeah where is that goof ball?
JACK right over here
NINA honestly can you not get captured for one second?
JACK not really!
SOUND: ( DRAGNET THEME SONG AND OPENING)
JERRY SPACE COP this is the moon, my name is jerry friday here is my parter monday,straight out working out of homaside, my mssion give a couple of jerks a parking ticket for flying to fast in a flying sauser
MONDAYlook here Jerry, lets write this ticket and get out of this joint
JERRY SPACE COP hold on, i want to look these mugs over for a second i got to
TESS who do you think you are smashing into my moon base
JERRY SPACE COP mam, is this your moon base mam?
TESS why are you asking all these questions?
JERRY SPACE COP i just want the facts mam, then out of the corner of my eye, i saw him the big cheese man himself, the count the man who is behind mother postiviana
BIG CHEESE he, mr, space officer, cant we settle this like adults
NINA look i don’t know who you think you are but your daughter keeps kidnapping a friend of mine!
BIG CHEESE look um
BIG CHEESE right, Nina, it looks to me that you and your friends are on my moon base and the same to the rest of you should
JACK one more push of my chair and
SOUND: EMERGNCY SOUNDS
JACK that aught to do it
DUCHESSyou got to be kidding me what did he fall on fahter?
BIG CHEESE the one button that blows up this whole place
DUTCHESS why would you build such a button?
BIG CHEESE it was a good idea at the time
JACK we don’t have to talk lets get out of here!
JERRY SPACE COP lets get everyone out of here right a way
SOUND: A GROUP OF FOOT STEPS
SOUND: OPENING OF A DOOR
JERRY SPACE COP all right boys and girls give him the cuffs
BIG CHEESE what?
JERRY SPACE COP everyone into the space ships
NARRATOR at this point of the story, we would like to let you hear the sound of the moon base launching it self off the moon and into outer space, since in real outerspace no one can hear you scream, we are using artistic lience to let you hear the following
SOUND: MOON BASE BLOWING UP
EVERYONE oooo, aaaah
JERRY SPACE COP now lets get that nasty, duchess and her father the big cheese to jail
DUCHESSbut we were going to have an epic fight to the death on the moon base
ALEN QUATERMAIN the moon! man its the freaking moon!
JERRY SPACE COP dont worry duchess you will be in space jail for a very long time
DUCHESSyou cant be serious?
BIG CHEESE i have big freinds you will see and...
NARRATOR then in a zap of light they were in space prison the darknest, gastly place to be stuck inside of a very large astriod that sort of but not really looks like a tree,
SOUND: CLANG OF METAL DOOR BEING LOCKED
DUCHESSyou wont hear that last of us... you will all pay you will all pay!
NARRATOR mean while on the planet 04044567 also known as ersa major 12
JERRY SPACE COP behalf of the space police i give you allen quaitermain, nina the ninja and jack smalls the golden metals of ersa major and minor 12
CROWDlets all hear it for nina, jack and mr. quatermain hip hip her ya!!!!
JERRY SPACE COP then we will fly you home to mother earth
NINA but what about the mr. king’s mob?
JACK its not like they are going to continue what he started or anything
ALEN QUATERMAIN you kids have a good time i am going to do some investigating in chicago
JERRY SPACE COP come in earth this is the space cops unit 48 do you copy?
??? That’s a negativity over we don’t want any flying saucers, but good news women just got the right to vote and new got our selves a new present of these united states, oh and one more thing USA is a booze free country now very blue.
NARRATOR is this the end or just the being tune in next week my friends to have knife will travel!
NARRATOR Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have knife will travel
IN OUR CAST WAS ben isaac . as jack
Brittany Sue Cox.as nina
RENEE.S.JARVIS. AS THE DUTCHESSS this is ben isaac speaking speaking