MUSIC: OPENING BAR.
TESS ( OLDER )
Good evening ,earth, it has been 35 years but thanks to
my new freinds here you will all be my willing slaves
to the wedding of jack smalls and my self and currently
all things are going according to plan!!!
NINA the boy’s with me and if you want him you have to go
through me or face the consequences!
SOUND: nina yells k.iiii!
NINA Have knife , will travel reads the card of this
girl. Hire me, if you will. But know this, I
tolerate no lies and I make no compromises. You cross
me, client or not, and you’ll find this knife and this
girl against you.
MUSIC: BRIDGE TO..
DISK JOCKEY AURTHUR
that’s impossible how could it be?
SOUND: RIPPING SOUND
ALEN QUATERMAIN
what is that sound?
NINA
i think that’s the sound of the bunker
JOSEPHINE BAKER
it sounds just like butter?
SOUND: KNIFE CUTTING BUTTER SF
TESS ( OLDER )
that is the sound of my mega atomic ray cutter
DISK JOCKEY AURTHUR
that’s impossible how could it be?
SOUND: RIPPING SOUND
ALEN QUATERMAIN
what is that sound?
NINA
i think that’s the sound of the bunker
JOSEPHINE BAKER
it sounds just like butter?
SOUND: KNIFE CUTTING BUTTER SF
TESS ( OLDER )
that is the sound of my mega atomic ray cutter
ALEN QUATERMAIN
atomic what kind of word is that?
TESS ( OLDER )
dont worry, mr. quatermain you wont find out, say
hello to the best of 1950’s best super weapon the
NARRATOR
normally in this part of the show we would have said is
this the end of our heros, but we are lacking in story
so just pretend, that we did so
atomic what kind of word is that?
TESS ( OLDER )
dont worry, mr. quatermain you wont find out, say
hello to the best of 1950’s best super weapon the
NARRATOR
normally in this part of the show we would have said is
this the end of our heros, but we are lacking in story
so just pretend, that we did so
NINA i looked up in disbelief as i saw this flying machine
opened up the place were were standing in,
SOUND: RIPPING
NINA the machine opened it as easy as cutting butter, as its
neon green twisting colors surrounded us, the terror of
this new duchess had filled the air
NINA i say we stand and fight this army of our future, and
to....
JOSEPHINE BAKER
what is that strange sound, look over there?
SOUND: WARPING SOUND
TESS ( OLDER )
no, not again, it cant be!!!!
JACK here we go again
opened up the place were were standing in,
SOUND: RIPPING
NINA the machine opened it as easy as cutting butter, as its
neon green twisting colors surrounded us, the terror of
this new duchess had filled the air
NINA i say we stand and fight this army of our future, and
to....
JOSEPHINE BAKER
what is that strange sound, look over there?
SOUND: WARPING SOUND
TESS ( OLDER )
no, not again, it cant be!!!!
JACK here we go again
NINA as i looked a white capsule with clock like parts were
around it with a yellow, orange glow, as a very dapper
man sat in side, with the style of an English gentlemen
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no time to dilly dally, nina, get your people inside we
have 30 seconds before you all die!
NARRTOR
tune in the next thrilling adventure of ( wishper
wisper) you got to be kidding, me, this would have made
a great clifhannger, i mean come on? cant we do a two
parter from this point? no, why does the writers keep
doing this to us,... hum, back to have knife will
travel will this new person, who knows nina and what
not, lets get into this new part of have knife will
travel
SOUND:(INTRO OF DOCTOR WHO NES 4TH DOCTOR SPEED UP X4
PERCENT)
ALEN QUATERMAIN
honestly narrator your getting offly silly
around it with a yellow, orange glow, as a very dapper
man sat in side, with the style of an English gentlemen
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no time to dilly dally, nina, get your people inside we
have 30 seconds before you all die!
NARRTOR
tune in the next thrilling adventure of ( wishper
wisper) you got to be kidding, me, this would have made
a great clifhannger, i mean come on? cant we do a two
parter from this point? no, why does the writers keep
doing this to us,... hum, back to have knife will
travel will this new person, who knows nina and what
not, lets get into this new part of have knife will
travel
SOUND:(INTRO OF DOCTOR WHO NES 4TH DOCTOR SPEED UP X4
PERCENT)
ALEN QUATERMAIN
honestly narrator your getting offly silly
3.
JOSEPHINE BAKER
come on people are staring think your all foot and no
fight narrator!
NINA
who are you talking about?
JOESPHINE BAKER
you can hear him too
ALEN QUATERMAIN
interal naration it happens way to often
JOESPHINE BAKER
hum hem ( nods in agreement)
SOUND: FEET RUNNING
THE TIME TRAVELLER
all set?
NINA all in
JACK wait for me!
JOSEPHINE BAKER
all right is everyone have there seat belts on?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
hold my hand boy
JACK
got it, sorry josephine, i am not as quick as you are
JOESPHINE BAKER
well, well at least we are alive
THE TIME TRAVELLER
lets set the machine for june 4th 1956
JOESPHINE BAKER
i wonder if jazz will still be swinging in the future
JACK
my hand is slipping,
NINA as i looked in horror jacks fingers slipped out of
allen’s hands as i use my ice magic to slide him into
the back seat but i couldn’t make it it time, as he
slid of the ice he said4.
JACK no... noo Aaaaaaah!
JOSEPHINE BAKER
come on people are staring think your all foot and no
fight narrator!
NINA
who are you talking about?
JOESPHINE BAKER
you can hear him too
ALEN QUATERMAIN
interal naration it happens way to often
JOESPHINE BAKER
hum hem ( nods in agreement)
SOUND: FEET RUNNING
THE TIME TRAVELLER
all set?
NINA all in
JACK wait for me!
JOSEPHINE BAKER
all right is everyone have there seat belts on?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
hold my hand boy
JACK
got it, sorry josephine, i am not as quick as you are
JOESPHINE BAKER
well, well at least we are alive
THE TIME TRAVELLER
lets set the machine for june 4th 1956
JOESPHINE BAKER
i wonder if jazz will still be swinging in the future
JACK
my hand is slipping,
NINA as i looked in horror jacks fingers slipped out of
allen’s hands as i use my ice magic to slide him into
the back seat but i couldn’t make it it time, as he
slid of the ice he said4.
JACK no... noo Aaaaaaah!
INA shouldn’t we do somthing? find out where he went and
get him all ready?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no time we have to go to the future to stop the
dutchess from geting the space aliens, i am sure jack
will be fine
JACK as i fell though time and space, i saw colors of blue
and gold as i sailed past not knowing where i was or
what i was doing, then in a flash i saw mr. quatermain,
but very differnt much younger
ALEN QUATERMAIN
great, just freaking great another person i have to
save your hide
JACK
where am i?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
as i figured Teddy get this soilder some rastions its
going to be a long day, dealing with the pride of lions
is not consider a hoilday for you yanks
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
no problem let me reload how long do we have till the
pride gathers enough steam to surrond us
ALEN QUATERMAIN
2 maybe 3 mins tops
THE TIME TRAVELLER
penty of time
JACK
then the lions appeared all scraping slowly against the
ground
LIONSbrains!!!!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
these are a strange breed of lions!
JACK you got to be kidding Zombies?
get him all ready?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no time we have to go to the future to stop the
dutchess from geting the space aliens, i am sure jack
will be fine
JACK as i fell though time and space, i saw colors of blue
and gold as i sailed past not knowing where i was or
what i was doing, then in a flash i saw mr. quatermain,
but very differnt much younger
ALEN QUATERMAIN
great, just freaking great another person i have to
save your hide
JACK
where am i?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
as i figured Teddy get this soilder some rastions its
going to be a long day, dealing with the pride of lions
is not consider a hoilday for you yanks
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
no problem let me reload how long do we have till the
pride gathers enough steam to surrond us
ALEN QUATERMAIN
2 maybe 3 mins tops
THE TIME TRAVELLER
penty of time
JACK
then the lions appeared all scraping slowly against the
ground
LIONSbrains!!!!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
these are a strange breed of lions!
JACK you got to be kidding Zombies?
NARRATOR
mean while back in the time machine
NINA i got to go after jack again!
JOESPHINE BAKER
this is a time machine, we can go save him at any point
right mr time traveler
THE TIME TRAVELLER
she as a point there, we can do our mission and save
that guy who just fell out of the machine
NINA his name is jack
THE TIME TRAVELLER
right jack, smack, Larry its all depending on what your
universe is
NARRATOR
mean while back in 1860 the jungles of Africa
NINJA PRINCESS ( NINA’S ANCESTOR)
look you foolish men run, like your life depended on
it!
JACK
( HEAVY BREATHING)
ALEN QUATERMAIN
we must stay a head of theses lions
JACK
they are zombies
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
if i had more time i would bully take them down to the
ground
NARRATOR
meanwhile on the time machine
THE TIME TRAVELLER
have we made it in time
mean while back in the time machine
NINA i got to go after jack again!
JOESPHINE BAKER
this is a time machine, we can go save him at any point
right mr time traveler
THE TIME TRAVELLER
she as a point there, we can do our mission and save
that guy who just fell out of the machine
NINA his name is jack
THE TIME TRAVELLER
right jack, smack, Larry its all depending on what your
universe is
NARRATOR
mean while back in 1860 the jungles of Africa
NINJA PRINCESS ( NINA’S ANCESTOR)
look you foolish men run, like your life depended on
it!
JACK
( HEAVY BREATHING)
ALEN QUATERMAIN
we must stay a head of theses lions
JACK
they are zombies
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
if i had more time i would bully take them down to the
ground
NARRATOR
meanwhile on the time machine
THE TIME TRAVELLER
have we made it in time
DUCHESS OLDER
You! ( ducchess attacks the time machine, as her men
fire on it) AHHHHHHH6.
DUCHESS OLDER
stop attacking the time machine i am trying to gain it
for our cause!
NINA
i dont care what year it it i came to give you a beat
down
SOUND: PUCUHING SOUND AND BEEPING SOUND
THE TIME TRAVELLER
you just pressed the button didn’t you
JOSEPHINE BAKER
wait hold on what’s happeing?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
well not sure the machine has never been attacked by
bullets before
NINA now if i can only get her knee off of my groin
DUCHESS OLDER
i am trying to kill you
JOESPHINE BAKER
you two aren’t helping anyone
SOUND: WARPING SOUND
NARRTOR
mean while back with jack and younger allen quatermain
ALEN QUATERMAIN YOUNGER
ahhhh
JACK what happen mr. quatermain?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
no need to worry about it now, we need to keep these
lions at bay
SOUND: AIRPLANE NOISE
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
is that the french plane who is gods name is that with
a long flowing cape, doesn’t the bully fool know what’s
going on here ?
SOUND: WARPING SOUND7.
NINA + TESS + TIME TRAVLER + BAKER
AHHHHHH
OLDER ALLEN QUATERMAIN
i having a feeling of i have been here before AAAAAAAAH
SOUND: RUSHING NOISE THEN A LOUD THUD
ALEN QUATERMAIN YOUNGER
as i looked as a large machine made out of clockwork
parts fell form the sky, this kid jack looks at me with
fondness of a small puppy very strange young lad in
deed just then the machine landed on poor jack like
this
THE TIME TRAVELLER
we are going too fast
JACK stay away!!! noo no nooo
SOUND: THUNK
ARRATOR
at this point of the story the writer of this epic
confusing Narrative would like to point to the
following things one trying to write in this style is
very confusing and why oh why does this always happen
to me? 2) reading comics doesn’t help things with new
ideas about plot and place, and 3 is anyone really
understanding all of my references?
NARRATOR
mean while back to our story
JACK you got to be kidding me,
JOESPHINE BAKER
as i saw the time machine fall he slid past the machine
as it kept falling
JACK nina?
NINA take my hand
JACK got it8.
ALEN QUATERMAIN
just as the group just got back together i saw my own
eyes look upon me and for a second there i thought all
of history was going to end and i wasn’t wrong
SOUND: TIME AND SPACE AND A SMALL COW SOUNDS
TIME TRAVELER
well it could be worse
ALEN QUATERMAIN
isn’t that the great pyramids of Egypt flying in the
distance?
JOESPHINE BAKER
isn’t that the eifel tower flying over that cannon?
JACK isn’t that a t-rex fighting with those air planes?
NINA isn’t that the Tokyo Imperial Palace flying over that
monster?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
we are out of time and space this is called the
twilight zone or time tunnel
JOESPHINE BAKER
doesn’t that sound like a radio program?
NARRATOR
only on cbs please don’t sue us!
THE TIME TRAVELLER
and to anwer your questions yes yes yes and no its
called a t-rex
NINA well isn’t that the imperial palace?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no idea what that is
NINA its one of the most important buildings in japan
THE TIME TRAVELLER
oh, never been there
TESS ( OLDER )
you.. you did this to me!!!!9.
NINA you did this to your self
JACK and you did try to kidnap me how many times now!
JOESPHINE BAKER
what she said!
NINA for the honor of japan
JOESPHINE BAKER
via le france!
JASONfor the sake of America!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
for the sake of the empire!
TESS ( OLDER )
you got to be kidding me, time and space are falling
apart and the world to seek my revenge!
THE TIME TRAVELLER
and what do you plan to do
TESS ( OLDER )
i plan .. the wrost thing i could do to all of you
is....
SOUND: BUILDING SUSPENSE
TESS
is to read you my poem
NARRATOR
Tess is refering to the worst poestry in the muiltverse
called the Azgoths of Kria, were an alien race,
responsible for producing the second worst poetry in
the Universe. Grunthos the Flatulent
Grunthos the Flatulent The most famous Azgoth poet was
Grunthos the Flatulent, whose work include such works
as Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My
Armpit One Midsummer Morning and My Favourite Bathtime
Gurgles.
The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written
by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge,
Essex, England, but it was destroyed with the Earth
becuase of the time line error, For this reason, the
(MORE)10.
NARRATOR (cont’d)
Azgoths of Kria now have the absolute worst poetry in
the universe.
TESS
in Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My
Armpit One Midsummer Morning is the title sadly not my
own creation but the creation of poem is by Grunthos
the Flatulent, a Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria.
NINA
is there no way out of listening to this poem?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
sadly the time machine is stuck there is no way out
TESS ( OLDER )
four audience members died of internal haemorrhaging
and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling
Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off
that’s how horrible this poem is
JACK
please kill me now!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
is there nothing we can do?
JOESPHINE BAKER
there is one last thougth an idea that might save us
TESS ( OLDER )
Putty. Putty. Putty. Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh. Putty?..... Armpit? Armpit.....
Putty. Not even a particularly Nice shade of green. As
I lick my armpit and shall agree, That this putty is
very well green.
JOESPHINE BAKER
( STARTS TO SING BLUE SKIES 1927)
TESS wait hold on
NINA
( BLUE SKIES 1927)
JACK ( BLUE SKIES 1927 )11.
TIME TRAVELER
the song its working!
TESS ( OLDER )
but i wanted to know how good you thought the poem was
MUSIC: BLUE SKIES 1927
SOUND: POP
SOUND: RUBBER BAND BEING PULLED TOGETHER
NINA are you all right joephine
JOESPHINE BAKER
yes i am all right what happend?
TIME TRAVELER
well it seems your singing
JOESPHINE BAKER
my singing
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no everyone sang i think, the point is that the song
pushed the universe back in to balance
ALEN QUATERMAIN
an odd silence as the time machine made its mechanical
sounds such as ( sfx) and (sfx)
JOESPHINE BAKER
the machine lurched and made jazz like effects, the
sound of slience
NINA but not for very long
JACK so, are we good? is time restored
THE TIME TRAVELLER
as if we never were invaded at all
JOESPHINE BAKER
as the machine landed there was a loud boom
NINA is that when the moon base blew up?12.
THE TIME TRAVELLER
might be, sounds about right
JOESPHINE BAKER
when or where are we?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
about 4 days ago when that moon based blew up
JOESPHINE BAKER
that means i never have to work that square again! via
la france, i am off to my tour, au revoir mes amis
NINA but you cant just leave, what if you mess up somthing
with time or somthing
JOESPHINE BAKER
after all we have been through i need a holiday chow!
NINA as i looked confusion joesphine jumped out of the time
machine and made her way back to her singing tour, but
that’s another story
JACK so what now?
NARRTOR
what leaves us for our heros this time, will they
settle down and get married all ready, i ship both of
you now kiss all ready! this is the last part of this
season of have knife will travel the cast of season was
was ben isaac as jack and narrator!
JASONthank you thank you
NARRATOR
britney cox as nina the ninja and as the princess of
japan
NINA kia chop!
NARRATOR
and renee.s.jarvis. as the dutchess
DUCHESS TESS
i will boil the worlds oceans... oh thank you my pubic
thank you for listening and please let us know how much
you love the show13.
NARRATOR
cue the theme music please!
( H2G2 8 BIT OUTRO)
NARRATOR
Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have
knife will travel
IN OUR CAST WAS
ben isaac . as jack
Brittany Sue Cox.as nina
RENEE.S.JARVIS. AS THE DUTCHESSS
this is
You! ( ducchess attacks the time machine, as her men
fire on it) AHHHHHHH6.
DUCHESS OLDER
stop attacking the time machine i am trying to gain it
for our cause!
NINA
i dont care what year it it i came to give you a beat
down
SOUND: PUCUHING SOUND AND BEEPING SOUND
THE TIME TRAVELLER
you just pressed the button didn’t you
JOSEPHINE BAKER
wait hold on what’s happeing?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
well not sure the machine has never been attacked by
bullets before
NINA now if i can only get her knee off of my groin
DUCHESS OLDER
i am trying to kill you
JOESPHINE BAKER
you two aren’t helping anyone
SOUND: WARPING SOUND
NARRTOR
mean while back with jack and younger allen quatermain
ALEN QUATERMAIN YOUNGER
ahhhh
JACK what happen mr. quatermain?
ALEN QUATERMAIN
no need to worry about it now, we need to keep these
lions at bay
SOUND: AIRPLANE NOISE
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
is that the french plane who is gods name is that with
a long flowing cape, doesn’t the bully fool know what’s
going on here ?
SOUND: WARPING SOUND7.
NINA + TESS + TIME TRAVLER + BAKER
AHHHHHH
OLDER ALLEN QUATERMAIN
i having a feeling of i have been here before AAAAAAAAH
SOUND: RUSHING NOISE THEN A LOUD THUD
ALEN QUATERMAIN YOUNGER
as i looked as a large machine made out of clockwork
parts fell form the sky, this kid jack looks at me with
fondness of a small puppy very strange young lad in
deed just then the machine landed on poor jack like
this
THE TIME TRAVELLER
we are going too fast
JACK stay away!!! noo no nooo
SOUND: THUNK
ARRATOR
at this point of the story the writer of this epic
confusing Narrative would like to point to the
following things one trying to write in this style is
very confusing and why oh why does this always happen
to me? 2) reading comics doesn’t help things with new
ideas about plot and place, and 3 is anyone really
understanding all of my references?
NARRATOR
mean while back to our story
JACK you got to be kidding me,
JOESPHINE BAKER
as i saw the time machine fall he slid past the machine
as it kept falling
JACK nina?
NINA take my hand
JACK got it8.
ALEN QUATERMAIN
just as the group just got back together i saw my own
eyes look upon me and for a second there i thought all
of history was going to end and i wasn’t wrong
SOUND: TIME AND SPACE AND A SMALL COW SOUNDS
TIME TRAVELER
well it could be worse
ALEN QUATERMAIN
isn’t that the great pyramids of Egypt flying in the
distance?
JOESPHINE BAKER
isn’t that the eifel tower flying over that cannon?
JACK isn’t that a t-rex fighting with those air planes?
NINA isn’t that the Tokyo Imperial Palace flying over that
monster?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
we are out of time and space this is called the
twilight zone or time tunnel
JOESPHINE BAKER
doesn’t that sound like a radio program?
NARRATOR
only on cbs please don’t sue us!
THE TIME TRAVELLER
and to anwer your questions yes yes yes and no its
called a t-rex
NINA well isn’t that the imperial palace?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no idea what that is
NINA its one of the most important buildings in japan
THE TIME TRAVELLER
oh, never been there
TESS ( OLDER )
you.. you did this to me!!!!9.
NINA you did this to your self
JACK and you did try to kidnap me how many times now!
JOESPHINE BAKER
what she said!
NINA for the honor of japan
JOESPHINE BAKER
via le france!
JASONfor the sake of America!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
for the sake of the empire!
TESS ( OLDER )
you got to be kidding me, time and space are falling
apart and the world to seek my revenge!
THE TIME TRAVELLER
and what do you plan to do
TESS ( OLDER )
i plan .. the wrost thing i could do to all of you
is....
SOUND: BUILDING SUSPENSE
TESS
is to read you my poem
NARRATOR
Tess is refering to the worst poestry in the muiltverse
called the Azgoths of Kria, were an alien race,
responsible for producing the second worst poetry in
the Universe. Grunthos the Flatulent
Grunthos the Flatulent The most famous Azgoth poet was
Grunthos the Flatulent, whose work include such works
as Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My
Armpit One Midsummer Morning and My Favourite Bathtime
Gurgles.
The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written
by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge,
Essex, England, but it was destroyed with the Earth
becuase of the time line error, For this reason, the
(MORE)10.
NARRATOR (cont’d)
Azgoths of Kria now have the absolute worst poetry in
the universe.
TESS
in Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My
Armpit One Midsummer Morning is the title sadly not my
own creation but the creation of poem is by Grunthos
the Flatulent, a Poet Master of the Azgoths of Kria.
NINA
is there no way out of listening to this poem?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
sadly the time machine is stuck there is no way out
TESS ( OLDER )
four audience members died of internal haemorrhaging
and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling
Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off
that’s how horrible this poem is
JACK
please kill me now!
ALEN QUATERMAIN
is there nothing we can do?
JOESPHINE BAKER
there is one last thougth an idea that might save us
TESS ( OLDER )
Putty. Putty. Putty. Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh. Putty?..... Armpit? Armpit.....
Putty. Not even a particularly Nice shade of green. As
I lick my armpit and shall agree, That this putty is
very well green.
JOESPHINE BAKER
( STARTS TO SING BLUE SKIES 1927)
TESS wait hold on
NINA
( BLUE SKIES 1927)
JACK ( BLUE SKIES 1927 )11.
TIME TRAVELER
the song its working!
TESS ( OLDER )
but i wanted to know how good you thought the poem was
MUSIC: BLUE SKIES 1927
SOUND: POP
SOUND: RUBBER BAND BEING PULLED TOGETHER
NINA are you all right joephine
JOESPHINE BAKER
yes i am all right what happend?
TIME TRAVELER
well it seems your singing
JOESPHINE BAKER
my singing
THE TIME TRAVELLER
no everyone sang i think, the point is that the song
pushed the universe back in to balance
ALEN QUATERMAIN
an odd silence as the time machine made its mechanical
sounds such as ( sfx) and (sfx)
JOESPHINE BAKER
the machine lurched and made jazz like effects, the
sound of slience
NINA but not for very long
JACK so, are we good? is time restored
THE TIME TRAVELLER
as if we never were invaded at all
JOESPHINE BAKER
as the machine landed there was a loud boom
NINA is that when the moon base blew up?12.
THE TIME TRAVELLER
might be, sounds about right
JOESPHINE BAKER
when or where are we?
THE TIME TRAVELLER
about 4 days ago when that moon based blew up
JOESPHINE BAKER
that means i never have to work that square again! via
la france, i am off to my tour, au revoir mes amis
NINA but you cant just leave, what if you mess up somthing
with time or somthing
JOESPHINE BAKER
after all we have been through i need a holiday chow!
NINA as i looked confusion joesphine jumped out of the time
machine and made her way back to her singing tour, but
that’s another story
JACK so what now?
NARRTOR
what leaves us for our heros this time, will they
settle down and get married all ready, i ship both of
you now kiss all ready! this is the last part of this
season of have knife will travel the cast of season was
was ben isaac as jack and narrator!
JASONthank you thank you
NARRATOR
britney cox as nina the ninja and as the princess of
japan
NINA kia chop!
NARRATOR
and renee.s.jarvis. as the dutchess
DUCHESS TESS
i will boil the worlds oceans... oh thank you my pubic
thank you for listening and please let us know how much
you love the show13.
NARRATOR
cue the theme music please!
( H2G2 8 BIT OUTRO)
NARRATOR
Tune in next time for the next thrilling part of have
knife will travel
IN OUR CAST WAS
ben isaac . as jack
Brittany Sue Cox.as nina
RENEE.S.JARVIS. AS THE DUTCHESSS
this is
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