Act 3 

Narrator

Meanwhile let's check on carmit in France

King Of France

Welcome my dear to Paris France

Carmit

This is so exciting and wonderful to make it to this wonderful country 

King Of France

Why don't you make yourself at home and….

Carmit

wait , no... say back.. get away from me...

King Of France

Who is there,? Whywhy don't you show yourself, we haven’t even had the wedding yet!!!, you mysterious force, whyforce why oh why have you done this? 

???

AHAHHHAHAHHAH, there is a special task young carmit must do for your country my King of r

King Of France 

You can't do this, whothis who are you?

???

I am  l'ombre de monsieur or the gentleman of shadows, i can speak french if i want to!

King Of France 

vous pouvez prendre tout ce que vous voulez juste ne faites pas de mal à ma femme

you can take anything you want just do not hurt my wife

The shadow

Don’t worry your self she will be very useful to the cause 

Narractor 

After a short time carmit  wakes up in  a school uniform

Carmit

What happened?

Mrs. Yoko

Ok miss, carmit, please take a seat

Carmit

What I see in front of me is very strange as long room with seats and a group of all girls, in what looks like a tutor session, I will sit down in the open seat

The shadow

Carmit, nod once if you can hear me on your set?

Carmit

Shadow?

The shadow

I have traversed you to the year of 1985 in France, you must take down the school master and his daughter. If you have done that I will take you back to your year of 1130 and using the skills you learned here you can help fight the english.

Carmit

I still don't get why I am here?… Wait hold on, is that a pink dragon next to me?!

Dragon

Come on just pay attention to class

Carmit 

And a Giant lizard ?

T-rex

( rowrs) yeast keep together girl 

Narrator

That’s a t-rex and a pink  anime like dragon!  

( girls laugh)

Mrs. Yoko

Now girls it's not nice to make fun of new students now please get your books to page 132 the war Anglo-French War (1294–1303) please carmit start to read 

Carmit

I look down to the paper and one second i can't understand anything and the next i am reading out loud to the class..very strange 

Carmit

Serious conflict was precipitated in 1293, when clashes between French and English seamen caused Philip IV of France to summon his vassal to Parlement

Lee

She said see-man

Everyone 

Ahahah 

Dragon 

Hahal

T-rex 

Haha

End of scene 5 

Scene 6 

Narrator 

Back in our current timeline 

King moss

I had the strangest dream about talking to a talking t-rex  but  rabbi , where should we go?

rabbi twinklestein 

Well i need to go on a ship to see my uncle who is also a rabbi, come with me

(opens the door)

Villager number 1 

We need to leave now rabbi, the castle is being taken over by the new evil queens of Moss!

Rabbi twikelstein

quickly, old one! We need to get on the ship to France!

KingMoss

Where are my things?

Rabbi twikelstein 

As I held the old King’s hand we made our way to one of the ships, it seemed a bit ancient, there was our driver who was named lucky he only had two left feet and hooks for hands.  

( dock sounds)

KingMoss

 What .. uh, :a strange feeling overcoming me 

to be or not to be that is the question, 

To be, or not to be, Aye there's the point,

To Die, to sleep, is that all? That’s just  all:

No, to sleep, to dream, aye marry there it goes,

For in that dream of death, when we awake,

And borne before an everlasting Judge,

From whence no passenger ever returned,

The undiscovered country, at whose sight

The happy smile, and the accursed damn 'd.

 And that's all folks thank you thank you i will be here all week, 

please don't forget to tip your waitress  

Narrator 

Meanwhile back at the castle, wrong play there King moss!

King moss

But i was getting bored

Narrator

Meanwhile back at the castle 

Zam.

For we no not, the words we speak, for our King Might be dead even!  

These new queens  don't even compare to our wise, kinda crappy old one 

Ghersam 

Don't you know they might be over hearing us, you fool, 

Zam

No this is impossible,this can't be true!  

Narrator

We now give you an interview with the KingMoss himself Mr. Orson Welles

Kids

Mr. Wells, what was it like in the age of radio?

Wells

When I was your age, I was maKing films, while you were sucKingon your mothers teet, i was maKingfilms, and radio plays, and theater productions, and my photographer, and I broke all the rules, 

Narrator ( rabbi twinkiestein)

This has been an interview with Orson Welles. Now back to our story!

( gun shot sfx)

start ep 11 

 as the King and rabbi twinkle stein , your truly, run for the last boat heading for France the King Meets an  old friend but if only he could remember who he was, the schmuck! 

Zam

My King My King it is you

KingMoss

What, who? O no, ‘tis I. O, had I now to give thee

The monarchy of all the spacious world

To save his life, I would bestow it on thee:

But I have nothing but these tears and prayers, for such a King If i was or i was

Rabbi twinklestein 

Who else do you know happens to be on this boat

ELIHU

I am here as well my King, and guess who is with me?

Rabbi twinkestine 

Who might that be?

Elihu 

Well i brought my dad with me

Gersham

Why hello everyone, dearest we are gathered here in this wedding

Elithu

He had a bit of an accident 

Zam

Why is he bleeding out of his eyesž

Elithu 

Like i said an accent, don't worry grandad, i will take care of your a-state for you and all your funds

Gersham

Help me my King, for the days of old 

Elithu 

No worldly gifts, but grace from God on high,

Doth nourish virtue and true charity.

Remember well what words carmit spoke 

What time you asked her, how she loved your Grace and the good book 

She said, her love unto you as much,

As ought a child to bear unto her father.

King Moss

No, i doth not heard of this situation before, 

Come, truest friend, rabbi  that ever man possessed for a rabbi ,

I know thou counsel's all things for the best:

If this third daughter play a kinder,

It comes from God, and not of my desert. 

Rabbi twinklestein

Since your a former King Maybe you should listen to your subjects, and where are the desserts they better be kosher!

King Moss

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!

You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout

Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!

You horrible  and thought-executing fires,

May the -couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,

Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaKingthunder,

Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!

Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,

That make ingrateful man!

Rabbi twinklestein

Narrator take over he is getting a bit out of his rocker

Narrator

Meanwhile back with carmit ( sfx) gun shot

Rabbi twinklestein

Why don't you narrators stay dead?

KingMoss

And another thing!!!