Half an hour passes and I haven't found anything. I give up, there is no way out. This day could not go better. First I dream that a lunatic attacks me and then kills me. Now I have no idea how the lightning got here. Also, I'm in this weird place next to an insane person who claims to be an angel and most importantly I'm hungry.

I sit on the floor and close my eyes as I massage my forehead. Honestly, this situation is very stressful and hunger does not help. I feel how the insane person sits next to me.

-Hey, do you feel alright?

-If by alright you mean that I dream how a lunatic kills me, now I am locked up with an insane person and I'm starving, well yes, I'm more than alright-I answer sarcastically

-The hunger part can be solved.

-Well, how do you plan to do that? I don't think there's food in this place and it's not like you can suddenly make food appear

He just looks at me and I see how he extends his hands and seconds later I see how a sandwich and a bottle of water appear in his hands. I really must be more hungry than I tought because I'm imagining really weird things. I watch as he hands me the sandwich and water and I look at him accusingly.

- Weren't you hungry? Take it.

"Where did you get that from?" I ask.

-I went to the bakery that is on the corner of the street without you noticing- he says sarcastically and I look at him badly- Don't look at me like that. Why do you ask if you just saw it for yourself? I made a request and here's your food.

-A request? I do not understand.

-You see, as a guardian angel. My duty is to protect you and ensure your safety. Therefore, in these difficult times, I cannot allow something bad to happen to you, so I will provide everything you need.

-Yeah, sure.-I say without believing him- Anyway, that doesn't explain to me how the hell this food appeared out of nowhere, it just doesn't have an explanation.

-It has, I'm your guardian angel. I made a request to the high command and they granted it.

-If that were true, technically you asked your superiors for a delivery-I say holding back the urge to laugh

-What? No, I already told you it's called peti... now that I think about it, it's true.

-And you say you're not insane?-I laugh-How the hell is an angel going to ask other angels for delivery?-I mock him-

-Well, it sounds absurd but it can really be done. Anyway, stop questioning me and eat. I don't want you to pass out.

-Ok-I say and proceed to eat- Don't you want?-I ask-

"Please say no, plase say no". I say that in my mind. I know I'm the one who's offering him food but I'm so hungry that I don't want to share it but I don't want to be rude either.

-No, thanks, I already ate-I see how he laughs-

-What are you laughing at?

-I don't understand why you offer me food if you don't want to share it.

-I didn't say anything. Why do you say that?

-Remember, I am your guardian angel. I know everything about you.

-Are you sure you're not a stalker? If so, stay away from me.

-What? I'm not! -blushes-

-You blushed! It means that it is true that you are a stalker! I already knew that all of this was too strange.

-I'm not!

-Stay away, you are creepy.

-But, what? Hey, I'm your guardian angel! Why you do not believe me? I have no such intentions!

-You are lying! Damn stalker! And for your information, I don't like blondes.

-Hey! What do you have against blondes?

-I tought you said that you are not a stalker?

-I already told you! I'm not!

-Stop lying to me! If it was true you wouldn't... -I shut up when I feel how the ground begins to shake-