The series opens to a African-American young man. He thinks as he walks through a cozy house, tables, plants, a light and and a tv are shown in the background.

EMPATH:"It is the near future... no the present. mankind has evolved alot, but we still hurt each other..."

The scene cuts to a pimped up car driving down a road, 🎵This girl's on fire🎵 plays as he it stops by a farmer with a curly mustache. A man with long wavy black hair, in a ripped t-shirt, skinnyjeans, earrings and thong gets out. 

Raymond:"Hey there, joker!"
Farmer:"Hey... sir? Ya know you parked your car in the middle of the road, thar..."
Raymond:"Don't worry about that, listen: Do you know where a Fantisista is?"
Farmer:"No, there ain't no psychic people here. There barely ain't no Fantisistars either"

Raymond rolls his eyes in anger, then pulls out a huge gun with a silencer and shoots and kills him 

Raymond:"Dammit... ain't no one no where shit is..

He drives away... scene jumps to a Crossdresser teen guy standing at a bus stop... he thinks to himself

Azura:"I hope Lite isn't late, I've been standing here for..."

Raymond drives up in his car, then stops...

Raymond:"Hey! Little girl, do you know where a Fant..."

Police sirens sound in the background

Raymond:"Shit..."

He peels out in terror... As Azura glares at him

Azura:"Damned asshole... Do I look like a little girl!?"

Scene cuts to later, at a Krystal's Restaurant. Azura and a Goth Guy, walks across the parking lot to the building...

Lite:"I can't believe dad's making me get a blimming summer job!"
Azura:"I can't believe you're making me get 1 too..."
Lite:"For emotional support!!!"

They look up at the Kristelle's sign

Lite:"This sign looks suggestive as fuck, like it'sa whorehouse or something? Ha!"

They walk inside 

Lite:"We're here for a job!"
Azura:"No, you're here for one, I was dragged here..."

A old man with a LONG beard and shades walks up to them, in a Kristelle's restaurant uniform 

Robby:"I need to see your credentials"
Lite:"We're 16..."
Robby:"You're hired, lemme show you around..."

He walks to a tall muscular black man, a small japanese boy, and a blue haired woman...

Robby:"This is Payne!"

A buffed, bald black guy in uniform, and a small white boy with spiky black hair, also in uniform; walks up

Payne:Wassup, crackahs?
Robby:"This is Gary!"
Gary:"Hi"

Robby walks to the Blue haired woman in uniform, and spanks her!!!

Robby:"This is Bianca!"
Bianca:"Eeeeyaaaaaa!!!!"

She turns to him and shouts 

Bianca:"Stop spanking my butt, you butthole!!!"

Robby walks back to them

Robby: "You're hired!"
Lite:"(Why did he ask for our credentials, when he has a blimmen' 10 year old in here!? No, why did he even ask if we didn't hafta qualify!!?)"
Robby:"Just one more simple thing... What are you and your girlfriend's talents?"

Lite:"I'm a Fantisista"

He makes a black tattoo-bird out of the air...

Lite:"I'mma Goth, so I can only make anything if it's Gothic looking! My emo 'girlfriend' over there, is a Bender: she can bend energy depending on her emotions!"

Azura:"I'm going to kill you..."

Robby:"Perfect! You on dishes, an' your girlfriend's on cashier duty, with Gary!"

Later, they work with their new comrades on the lazy/slow day. Lite washes dishes with Bianca, then asks

Lite:"Eh... What's your talent?"
Bianca:"It has nothing to do with my butt, like Robby insinuated before... I'm a genius!"
Lite:"Then why are you working here!!!?"
Bianca:"Because there's alot of Geniussss, Genuises? Genuisi?... No one needs me...  " *Cries*

She droops into the water as Lite turned towards his comrades 

Lite:"Oi Mr Payne, what's your talent?"
Payne:"I'mma martial artist master: I'm the strongest fighter where I come from!"
Lite:"How 'bout you, `Garebare`?"
Gary:"I'm a demonmancer! But I just started..."
Lite:"(Shit... I'm working with a demon summoner???!)"

He steps back... a hour later, Raymond walks into the restaurant, he leans on the counter and says...  

Raymond:"Gimme a Sackful..."
Gary:"Coming sir♪!"

Gary gets the food as Azura stays underneath the counter; not noticing him now. Raymond then sits down, and notice Lite making Gothic flames to heat a skillet

Raymond:"Hey... hey... you... Are you a Fantisista?!"
Lite:"Yeah..."

Raymond jumps up and says 

Raymond:"How'd you like to join me, in a archeological dig, for hidden artifacts!!!?"
Lite:"No, I can't... Even if I wanted, my dad'll kill me if I go..."
Raymond:"Pleeease??!"
Lite:"No"
Raymond:"I'll do anything!!!"
Lite:"No..."
Raymond:"I'll suck it!!!"
Lite:"No... WTH???!"

Raymond then grabs Gary as he gives him his sackful!!!

Raymond:"Fine! If you won't join me!!! I'll take your friend!!! Then you'll think twice about turning me away!"

He ran outside, and drives across the street!!!

Lite:"Shit!!! That turd took Gary!!! C'mon, we gotta save him!"
Payne:"Naaw, man... I gotta booty call, I ain't gonna get all fucked up... yet..."
Lite:"Bianca?!"
Bianca:"I'm a girl!!! You fight!!!"
Robby:"Seriously, I already called the police, you don't hafta worry about him!"
Lite:"The police suck balls, they'll fucking wait until fucking night!!! He could hurt Garebare before then!!!"

He walks to the door!

Lite:"C'mon Azura, we're gonna save Gary!!!"
Azura"(Even though he's learning to summon demons, and we PROBABLY don't hafta worry if he's caught...)"

To Be Continued...