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UBERNATURA

To Spain!!

To Spain!!

Mar 30, 2022

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Ambulances come to get the kids, and ride off to the hospital! To their surprise they find their coworkers on the back of the truck too!

Lite: Ah wot? YOU guys called the ambulance this time!?
Robby: Of course, I had no idea that I was hirin' A bunch of wackodoodles!
Payne: But he realized y'all never came back to work during your shifts, THEN disappeared today too; even with the bodyguards, so.....
Bianca: We played attention this time, and saw the police driving in circles.
Azura: So you just realize they suck balls too?
Robby: Not just realize, but...we took matters into our own hands this time!
Empath: As long ad my friends are safe, I'm happy!
Lite: That's great and nice, but you can't heal yourself, right?
Bianca: He can heal people?
Azura: We'd be dead if he didn't come..
Lite: And it sucks we're okay, that turd head guy's okay, but Empath's broken up!
Payne: Well shit...
Gary: Should I call a demon to help us?
Empath: Lite, don't call Victor that; he's had a very rough life too..I recognized his face from his profile picture on Faintbook, he has troubles with his archaeology team while searching for the Holy Grail! I think, Victor acts that way because they bully him so while trying to find it..he may not n know how to deal with his feelings..
Lite: You HELPED him online, but he not only probably doesn't recognize you even now; but tried to murder you violently, along with his only friend and your friends..
Payne: He's literal shit on a stick!!!!! 
Lite: ON A LIGHTER NOTE; the Holy Trail should be able to help you, right? If artifacts have powers like everyone said, surely something Holy could heal, right?
Empath: He DID say it could grant wishes, the purer the heart, the easier it should be!
Lite: Then we need to go to Spain and take it!
Robby: I'll fund the flight!
Lite: Wait, seriously!?
Robby: Yeah, steal it from those goddamned archaeologist who sent them crazyass butches to blow up my damn restaurant!!!
Payne: Y'all shouldn't go just like that though..
Bianca: I know wht you mean, they need a adult; so I volunteer! (So I can maybe meet a Spanish prince!!?)
Lite: Hell yea, to Spain!

After they admit Empath to the hospital; Robby sets up a flight to Spain for Lite, Azura and Bianca! Now they get on a semi-private jet...at commercial airline!

Bianca: Here it is!
Lite: Looks we made it at the same time!

Bianca turns around to see Lite walking up in a fancy coat and boots with large cleats!

Bianca: What're you so dressed up?
Lite: You look fancy too!
Bianca: I'm going to find royalty, you're literally going to invade a dig site, right?
Lite: True, but...

Azura walks in with a minx, and gilded shirt and belt buckl...

Lite: ..I'm dressing down if you look at the bigger picture..
Azura: My penis?
Bianca: WHA!???
Leonard the Pilot: Come on board; we're ready for you!
Lite: Let's go!
Azyra: Here we go..................
Bianca: They're both freaks!

As they get to the jet, they see Robby, Gary, his mother!

Ribby: Everything's cleared now; just no smoking, let's or sex on my plane!
Bianca: What's with you guys and your ability to get horny out of nowhere?!
Azura: I....want to do a joke, but..
Gary: Mom, lemme go! They helped me, I should help..
Chi: No! It's bad enough I let you get a summer job at all; you're not getting on the jet with those idiots!
Lite: Dayum woman! Hahahaha!
Robby: Now hurry and get on!

They get on the jet, and it takes off! Everyone waved bye the whole time, until they were out of eyeshot... Payne runs up as soon as they go though..

Payne: SHITFUCK!
Chi: KYA!!!
Payne: Sorry ma'am....

She turns towards the black man as he explains 

Payne: I... wanted to go too... I just realized that they went without telling their parents at all, none of their families were even contacted either; Bianca a young woman, but they all just around 16, nobody ain't got no parents in their group?!!!

Hours later...... Bianca already trashed the semi-private jet, and is lying around in her underwear... 

Bianca: Geez I'm bored, hoe long is it going to take to get to Spain?!
Lite: ....
Bianca: It wouldn't be THAT boring if you guys would talk to me!!
Lite: Sorry, me and Azura are doing mental training; we both got SuperClashBros for the DZ! 
Bianca: Oh yeah, that'll help you when you're planning on STEALING! 
Lite: I think we got it, go and find the Holy Trail and run away!
Bianca: If that's it, we can talk until we land!
Azura: Alright, I'm tired of kicking ass on Clash bros anyway..
Lite: Oi, I won a few time too!

They both stand, as Bianca a turns towards them.. and screams!!! Lite looks at Azura too..

Lite: Bloke, you like Super Clash Bros THAT much!?
Azura: Hm?? No I still have this erection from yesterday, it was actually going down until we got on this jet...

Bianca outs on her clothes and even ties the trash around her..

Bianca: You're suppose to see a doctor if your section last for more than 4 hours!!
Azuar: Not taking medicine, and I thought people liked long erections....

Bianca turns awya, blushing hard as she says

Bianca: Being gross aside, I hope they sent that Victor guy to the electric chair by now or something...


Meanwhile in a Roswell prison; Victor is healed via another healers Talent, (only so he won't die to his injuries) and thrown in prison! But as he looks out the bars.. A balding black male walks behind him..

Custer: Oh ho.. you already here again, "vikky"?

Victor turns around angrily 

Victor: What're you doing in THIS cell!? Shut up and go away!
Custer: But we can have some fun, Vixtor!!
Victor: Stop opening that asscrack you call a mouth and begone, before I kill you!
Custer: Oh, then you wouldn't want me to tell you that Master found out about you looking for the Holy Grail, and redirected the entire team to find it for him?
Victor: WHAT!!!?
Custer: He wants eternal life, and if your research is right; he'll get it!
Victor: OH FUCK NO!

Victor boasts open the cell, and charged outside; shooting lasers like crazy; killing everybody he can to get out!!!

Victor: If he finds the Holy grail, I'll be his shipping boy forever! I WILL find it and destroy everybody!!! Then become king, while that " chunk of cheese" melts into puss!
Custer: Wait!!! Don't or master will be ticked off! He hates it when we don't lay low!!!

Victor blasts to a squad car and speeds away!!

Victor: I'll be fucking canned if I let that obnoxious fuck become immortal!!!

He speeds away, ...then the next day... Our heroes land in Castiel Spain... They get off the semi-private jet as they wave to the pilot

Lite: Thanks buddy!
Leonard the Pilot: Wha????? You're welcome kids, and lady! It's always great to help out!
Azura: ....Why are we this friendly....
Bianca: Yes, thanks so much!

They look around...

Bianca: You sure this is Spain? I don't remember so much..fire being here when I see it on TV..
Leonard the Pilot: Oh you didn't see the news? A group of archeaologists are looking for the holy trail here, but the search got violent; and most locals are forced to leave the area!
Lite: And nobody told us it wos like THIS!!?
Leonard the Pilot: Robby thought you were ready, I personally believe y...

The plane's shot, and explodes!!! Fortunately; Lite made a Gothic Barrier to protect himself and his friends!

Lite: Everyone okay!?
Azura: I'd loved it if you let it burn us..
Biance: Not to be morbid too, but something tells me we're not gonna like what did that...

They look up to see two men with a lion mane and fish scales!

Lionhenchmen: I got it!
FishHenchman: Now let's see if we can get then k...

Lite shoots a Gothic stone into his throat, as Azura straights up shoots some of his anger in a beam through the lion's neck! Both henchmen blackout from pain!

Lite: Knocked 'em out!
Azura: They suck more than whores on Friday night..

They bump fists until Bianca yells!

Bianca: Stop it!! We need safety! I'm sure the cell tower heare is screwed by now, so we can't just call for help! You get us shelter, and you; stop being horny!!
Lite: Alright, we DO need to get out of gunshot!
Azura: I can't stop...
Bianca: Hurry, the WiFi still works; and the local news says that this place was quarantined from the rest of Spain, and that one of the most evil violent killers are coming back from America!
Lite: Wait.. did you look at who it wos!? It's Victor!!!!
Bianca: That pointy head guy!???

They go to a hotel a mile from where they landed, avoiding danger...

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Lite and Azura volunteers to go to Spain to get the Holy Grail and heal Empath, but the Archeologists there are all murderers with dangerous Talents! It's worse when they learn that Victor escaped prison and is coming to Spain too!

#healer #bffs #Summerjob #spain #UBERNATURA

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To Spain!!

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