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UBERNATURA

Obesity is very Dangerous

Obesity is very Dangerous

Apr 06, 2022

This content is intended for mature audiences for the following reasons.

  • •  Abuse - Physical and/or Emotional
  • •  Eating disorders
  • •  Blood/Gore
  • •  Physical violence
  • •  Cursing/Profanity
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Scene opens to Azura turning toward Zach!!!




Azura:"SolaRanpu!!!"
Zach:"GYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"




A bright light blinds the man, as Lite and Azura ran with the child! Zach shook his head then looks around...




Zach:"I know you're around here somewhere... You couldn't of gotten away already!!!




Azura and Lite covers Demetri's mouth while hiding behind a dilapidated truck, as the large archeologists yells!!!



Zach:"Fine if you don't come out: I'll make ya!!! DURIANBLAST!!!"




He squeezed a artifact, causing a huge yellow explosion to engulf the area!!!




Zach:"Cool, I wrecked their shit!!! Now I  just report back, and everything will be normal again!"


He walks away as a truch passed...




Lite:"Good thing he didn't look for us..."
Azura:"Good thing he's too retarded to glance in the ONLY vehicle in the road now..."
Lite:"Dammit... we coulda went to those freaks, an' back easy if we had a car!!! We need to buy one!!!!"




Meanwhile, Zach sings to himself




Zach:"♪Doloo, la loo, la loo loo♪♪Gotta limo out front..."


Something suddenly knocks him into a broken brick wall!!!? He gets up in pain, and turns around slowly...


Zach:"Ooooowwwwwwww!!! Who the fuck did that!?"
Victor:"Oh hello there, Mr Zach!"
Zach:"Victor, you pissant!!! What d'ya think you're doing?!"
Victor:"I'm so very sorry, my hand must've slipped... upside your fat head!!"
Zach:"Listen, I'll forgive you if you turn in with me Peche; he will praise me if you voluntarily come back to our fold!"
Victor:"Oh... okay, I'll go, as soon I'm able to grow a dick from my eyeholes, or, or maybe from my nostrils!!!?"
Zach:"Oh!!! You're gonna get it now! Peche said to 'befriend' you, so I got free permission to do whatever I want to your uptight asshole!!!"


He charged at him, Victor easily flips over the huge man, and wraps his arms behind him!!


Zach:"Hey... yo hey..that bullshit I said..."
Victor:"Oh don't play 'nice' of me!!! You and Devon been spitting on me for the past few decades!!! I'm not going to let you get away, you fat fucker!!!"
Zach:"W... w... w... wait!!! If you let me go, I'll tell you the secret of what happened to your home!!!"
Victor:"What!!!? What the hell do you mean?!"
Zach:"Remember the Roswell incident? Well... that day, Peche and his family arrived on earth, but no one could find out it was them! In actuality, he and his family were living among us, disguised as humans!!! When they learned about the artifacts we had here on earth: They wanted them SO much that they started organizations, or joined them just to get their creepy hands on earth's powers! Most failed, but Peche wanted the Holy Grail so he could fulfill his 'Peace On Earth' plan, that he ruined his own species attempts at getting anything!  It's just recently that he found a way to do what he desired, but has to cover ALL his tracks; so he destroyed your neighborhood right after he hired you! Since then he made us all keep it secret!"


Victor let's go, as Zach quickly turns around...


Victor"What?"
Zach:"I... I almost shit my... Nevermind; listen... That's the whole thing... I'm serious, now for letting me go..."


Zach tries to run


Zach:"I'll go and not tell Peche about your treachery!"
Victor:"Oh don't get it wrong, I couldn't care less about my hometown! I'm just pissed it took me so long to realize this! I'm the mightiest of them, and I'm much stronger than that 'peace loving' hypocrite!!!"




He fires a blast into Zach, killing him!!!




Victor:"Hehehaha!!! 1 down, 1 to... Eeeeesh, is THAT Zach!!!? Why the fuck does he smell of cow shit and the innards of a horse?!!! What the hell?!!! Does everyone following Peche drink cesspools?!"



Meanwhile... In a Trussville hospital... Robby walks up to Empath, who's surrounded by other healers...




Robby:"Empath... I got some bad news: Not only is Victor there, but I found out that there's a team of other maniacal archeologists looking for The HolyGrail!"
Empath:"Couldn't they come back?!"
Robby:"No, there jet's destroyed, and I can't keep paying healers EXTRA money every time you and yer friends get in a streetfight!"


He shoos the healers from around the teen..


Robby:"You did good, now git!!! You greedy fuckers! Seriously, before the staff sees you in here!"


He starts handing out money as he asks..


Robby:"What are ya going to do?"
Empath:"I'll help them find it♡ I'll be able to help alot more people, if what they said is true!"


Empath stood up and thanks the healers, one of them giggles and gives him one more glance before she leaves..his doctor then comes in, and is surprised by the teen who was in critical condition a few days ago, perfectly fine and walking!?



Empath:"I'll need help... But I'm going to find someway to get to them♪!"
Robby:"Empath boy, don't worry! I'll pay for your expenses and trip... just save them, so we can be safe, and not spend any more money on crazy ass kids..."
Empath:"Thanks, friend!"



Empath ran out of the room! Meanwhile, Lite and Azura hot wired a working truck, and rode it back to their hotel, Bianca excitedly rushed out to them!


Bianca:"Where tha hell were you?!!! I... Hey, a kid?!"
Lite:"Yeah... we found this guy 'bout to be tortured by that alien an' his bitches!"


Bianca leans to his eye-level...


Bianca:"Hola, amigo¡ Soy Señorita Bianca, cómo estás your ñame¿"
Demetri:"I can speak English... you don't have to force yourself..."
Bianca:"(He let me stand there talking Spanish like a...) Come in, uh..."
Demetri:"Demetri..."
Bianca:"Come in Demetri...I'm sure you must be tired..."




They go inside the hotel... and pull out some food..


Bianca:"I found some food still the freezer and cabinets."
Lite:"Mother Of Christ! Maybe because it's old as shit?!!!"
Bianca:"Excuse me, are you insisting I'm trying to serve mouldy food?!!! I shouldn't of even looked for food in this hell hole!!!
Lite:"Hey... You're not hungry either?"
Demetri:"Sorry, but seeing my dad's balls get broken doesn't help my appetite..."
Lite:"Sorry man... we..."



Bianca's cell rings!!!




Bianca:"Hello? Really... For real? Awesome!"




She cheers



Bianca:"Hey guys! Robby said Empath's on his way over here!"
Lite:"Awesome, everything's gonna be alright now!"
Azura:"Awesome...we might not die..."



They get up in excitement! Lite spins Demetri around!!!




Lite:"Awesome, we're gonna make it out alive!!!"
Demetri:"Um... who is this 'Empath' guy?"
Lite:"Empath's the most badass Healer ever! He says he is, but he's a insane fighter too!"
Azura:"He's the guy we came here to help, we were going to get him a artifact to help him with his powers... And found out about the HolyGrail..."
Bianca:"I thought they were crazy when I first heard about him, but: he can heal people without touching or even being close to them!"
Lite:"All he has to do is be here, and everyone's okay! Even if either side fucks up, now we can help each other! Then we can get back safely, and Empath'll be able to help everyone like he wants!"
Demetri:"You only want to use it to heal people? I could help you..."
Lite:"Really?"
Demetri:"I DO know someone who knows where it is... but we have to be careful or those guys will find him, and get the location before we do! The Castile Guru'll help us!"
Lite:"Castile Guru?"
Demetri:"Yeah, he's the one who got us to look in the right direction! He'll know exactly where to look!"
Lite:"Awesome, where'll we go?!"
Demetri:"It's that direction..."





Lite walks off, until Demetri says...





Demetri:"But it'll take a couple of hours on foot..."



Lite falls flat!!



Demetri:"I can take you there, but we'll have to hurry!"
Lite:"Alright, let's go! Azura, you stay with Bianca; You'll be able to protect her if something happens here..."




Lite looks down...




Lite:"My powers are more adept for hitting and getting away from people... (like a ninja!) I couldn't fight, and I'm not to finish the job like you; I know I'm too softhearted to wot I need.."
Azura:"Don't worry... She'll be okay here, go as fast as you can..."
Bianca: "I can take care of myself, and are you talking about committing murd..."
Lite:"I will, hopefully no one looks in our truck..."




Lite and Demetri get in their truck, Lite uses his GothicKey to hotwire and start up the truck...



Bianca:"Becaeful!!!"


Meanwhile with Peche...Devon asks...



Devon:"Hey... Zach hasn't came back yet."
Peche:"Well.. if it's taking that long... Maybe he enjoys our new 'friends'? If he's taking that long, we can just continue searching while he's gone!"
Devon:"Alright, I hope he's okay."

They walk away with the other servants, then drive away with every Grail, Chalice and cup they've found..Meanwhile, Lite and Demetri drive to the Guru's house, while Victor walks by a closed gas station...

Victor:"Heheheh... That looks familiar... It's those fucking Americans?! Hahahahaha!!!"

To be continued
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Lite and Azura gets away from Zach, only for the rotund man to get captured by Victor! He reveals what Peche did to Victor's family and friends, and how evil the yellow "man" is! On a lighter note; Empath is healed!

#bffs #killers #spain #healer #Healers #UBERNATURA #Summerjob

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