I've got no services, especially not for free,

I have got nothing to offer,

And i'm known for being quite a horror,

So if I were you i'd stay away,

Unless you don't want to live another day.

Even though you are too dumb to even write a note.

You probably think I'm lying,

But thats just because you forgot the last time I got you crying,

The things I said to you, were as bad as any crime,

I said so much I lost track of time,

Now trust me, this will end bad for you, if you don't tell me what you want,

Because i'll beat you until you're as ugly as comic sans font.