Scene opens to Empath looking down to Castile, his pilot tells him..
Pilot :"We'll be landing shortly, Empath(? weird name.........)
Empath:"Thank you... could we land immediately?"
Meanwhile Richard walks to Lite and Azura
Richard:"Alright, we killed the girl, but at least that brit twink thing looks girly enough!"
Bert:"Vikky looks hot too, all beat up and tired, and like that!"
They walk to them as Lite reaches to Azura, until a jet lands!!!? They all turn to see Empath come off...
It flies away as Richard asked
Richard:"What the fuck?"
Empath walks to Azura...
Empath:"Dear Father... please help him... he never deserved this... forgive him..."
Azura's neck pops back into place!!!? He looks up...
Azura:"Empath... I knew you'd come here..."
Empath:"I'm so sorry... I should've hurried my dear friend!"
Azura:"Don't cry... as long as you're here now..."
Empath smiles warmly, then walks to Lite...
Empath:"Please Father... he doesn't deserve this evil either..."
Lite's bones crack back together, his bruises disappear too and he stood up!
Lite:"Thanks Bloke! We got this now!"
Empath:"I'm so sorry... I didn't think this would happen!"
Lite:"It's not your fault Empath! Who the fuck would think all these crazy ass archeologists would be here!?"
Empath:"Hmmm, still this trip was for me, you'd never of suffered if you didn't try to get me a artifact..."
He closes his eyes...
Empath:"Please forgive Victor too, he doesn't know better..."
Victor suddenly heals completely too?!
Lite:"WOT THA FUCK!!!?"
Victor:"W... what... !!!? I don't need your help! ...Baka!!!!!!"
Empath:"My friend we need yours! Please help us... for I believe they won't let us go easy..."
Richard:"Fuck yeah, I'm not sure what happened! But you just healed them just to be fucked in top condition!"
Empath walks to him, then vanishes!!? Everybody looks around until they suddenly hear him behind Bert and Jésus!!!? The two quickly turn around in complete shock as Empath spoke....
Empath:"You guys haven't hurt anyone..."
Bert:"WTF!!!?"
Jésus:"Oh mother of shit!!!!!!!!!!!"
Empath:"I know about Peche and what's happening, my friends' minds speak to me before they can physically... please stop now... and we'll all be safe and leave safely"
Bert:"Wh..."
Empath suddenly reappears in front of Richard!!!? Bert and Jésus freak out!!!
Bert:"What the fuck!!? How is he moving so FAST!!!? He can't be teleportation! The Powerometer's don't even blip when they're suppose too!!!"
Jésus:"He couldn't possibly be faster!!! Not faster than you, right?!!!"
Empath:"Sir... please let us go... we only want to help others with the Holy Grail..."
Richard:"You... what?!!! Wanna have your shit wrecked"!!!? Alright, pussy!"
Empath:"You're not going to let us go? I''m so sorry..."
Richard:"Stop apologizin'!!! That means you REALLY think you can do anything to me?!!! I beat the shit outta Vikky there! And he's much stronger than a prissy thing like you!! Just for that.."
He struck a strange pose...
Richard:"Richard's Ultra Striking, Bo...."
Empath suddenly uppercuts his stomach!!! Richard immediately falls to his knees, coughing up blood!!! Everybody stares in shock...
Victor:"Nobody else noticed... but I saw it....While the Powerometer shows he's weaker than even a healthy 10 year old.... Something possesed Empath at that moment, just in his fist, I haven't seen anything like it..."
Empath:"I'm sorry..."
Richard fainted... Bert and Jésus then ran to them!!!
Bert:"OMMFG!!!!? He killed Richard?!!"
Jésus:"He cheated too; struck him while he was talking, that means..."
Empath:"I didn't kill him, and he was going to murder 3 people for fun... "
Bert:"I'm next in place in the MOTHERFUCKINGPOWERRANGERSENTAI Ladder!!!"
Empath: "Next on the what now??"
Jésus:"Now let's beat 'em as the new 2nd and 3rd place fighters!!!!"
Bert:"Let's use the Volley Attack!!!"
They hop back from eachother, putting Empath in between them. Bert then creates a purple ball of energy and throws it!!!
Jésus:"Oh yeah!!!"
Bert:"No one survived this!!!!"
It passes Empath, via the teen barely moving to dodge the incredibly fast ball of plasma!!!! Bert shouted
Bert:"Hey you fucker, stop moving!!!!"
It's bounced back to him by Jésus, but Empath simply hits it away!!!!
Bert:"You fucking smartassed, pussy!!!",
Bert charged to Empath, who dodges him and backfist his head!!! Bert quickly circles him, and tries to swing!!! Empath uppercuts him, then kicks him into the ground!!! Everyone looks in surprise until Jésus screamed!!!!
Jésus:"You killed him!!!"
Empath:"He's alive... I..."
Jésus:"I'm going to tell, you mean fucker!!!"
Jésus ran away!!! Empath sighs...
Empath:"He really didn't care much about his friend..."
Lite:"That was fucking awesome!!! I only wish Vic over there wasn't up and running..."
Azura:"We coulda killed him afterwards... we never needed that dick..."
Meanwhile... Peche stares into space...
Peche:"Dang it... How we're suppse to use these to get the Grail?"
Gambe: "I have a idea..... Peche..."
Peche:"What is it, captain?"
Gambe:"Maybe we have the Holy Grail, but it won't activate until we have it whole..."
Peche:"Yes... that must be it! There's plenty of artifacts that won't work without all it's important parts together! We just need to know how to locate each individual piece... unfortunately I don't think..."
Peche recodes his powerometer, then noticed it suddenly starts beeping incredibly fast!!
Peche:"That there's anyone... Oh!!! There's someone left! Cool!!! I'm gonna go alone and see about the missing parts, you hide the Grails we found until I get back!"
Gambe:"Yessir!!!"
Peche flies away while Gambe telekinetically hides the Grails behind his UFO... When Jésus came!!!
Jésus:"OMG!!! CAPTAINGAMBE!!! I'MTHE2NDSTRONGESTINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGPOWRRANGERSENTAILADDER,BECAUSEAPUSSYPSYCHICEMPATHKILLEDRICHARDANDBERT!!!"
Gambe:"Calm down... speak using one single word at a time..."
Jésus:"OMG!!! CaptainGambe!! I'mthe2ndstrngest.... in the Motherfuckingpowerrangersentailadder... becauseapussypsychicEmpath... killedRichardandBert..."
Gambe:"Alright! Shit, I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND ALL OF IT! Dammit... But if I caught any of that correctly, then that's going to make posing a bitch... C'mon!!! LETS AVENGE OUR TEAM!!!"
They drive back to the MCs... Meanwhile, Victor murders both Bert and Richard... Lite and Azura stare at him in some surprise and mostly annoyance..
Lite:"Empath, Maybe you shouldn't save Jackasses? Jackassi? Jackasseseses?!"
Victor:"Oh... disagreement on his decision? This powerless pussy easily beat people we couldn't hope to scratch, I'd becareful what I'd say, unless you think you could take him!"
Empath:"He just don't want unnecessary death! Now let's concentrate on finding the Holy Grail and getting outta here!"
Victor:"If we near one; or find any other mystical energy, it..."
Gambe and Jésus suddenly drive up!!!
Jésus:"See! This is the freaky, ugly BLACK guy!!!!!!!!"
Gambe:"No, Jésus... this Empath's just like everybodyelse.. he's using his Psychic Power based Talent to force his body go to 100%, something people normally aren't suppose to do, I used to be Psychic before becoming the 2nd strongest being in the world!"
Empath:"You guys find the detente bala, I'll stop them!"
Victor:"Oh hell no, I'm getting vengeance too!"
Lite:"Are you sure?!"
Empath:"Hell Yeah, let's do this!"
Lite and Azura get in another abandoned car and drive away
Lite:"Good Luck!"
Azura:"Kill 'em!"
Victor:"You ready?"
Empath:"Bring It!"
Victor suddenly ran away!!!
Victor:"Sorry but I need to get the trail. before them!!!!!!"
Empath turns towards him in surprise!!!
Empath:"Vict..."
Gambe suddenly kicks his teeth!!!
To be continued
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