Heracles

Chapter 5:Werewolf (D)

Jujo stands there stretching himself,

“Honestly would stay in jail again 6/10.” He looks forward to seeing five monsters in his path. “Oh yeah, monster guys are you actually monsters, o-”  he got cut off by a bull-man thing shoving its horns into his chest, “wow I've grown really resistant to pain… I don’t like it”. He grabs the horn and starts laughing “HAHA! Got your horn!”

“Stupid human!”

“Actually it depends on what you define as human, because according to the definition I'm more of a Kupua. I don’t expect a monster to know that th-” All of a sudden the monster started twisting around and barrel rolling when another bullman thing starts pulling Jujo off of the horn, but his group held firm and so did the horn, but the bullmans neck didn’t so 1 bullman thingy down… I guess. “I didn’t mean to do that but hey a W is a W.” He lifts up the head and rips the horn off, “haha weird bullmen bitches, not only did I alliterate your asses I also have a weapon!” He then got scared because he could visibly see how pissed they were, he looked down and said “Which one of you shanked my lungs?” and fell down.

Sometime later

Jujo wakes up in a jail cell again but in a different place, in front of him is a blue fur werewolf. “I give up man, my entire life will be stuck in a jail cell.” The werewolf turns its head.

“Oh human you’re awake.”

“Yeah, whoopdeedoo!”

“I thought you’d be angrier…”

“Look mate I had my legs nickd’ then my lungs shanked in under an hour.”

“Welp ok. What I plan to do now is…”

“Wait, are you going to monologue?”

“Yeah”

“FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Then all of a sudden he just appeared out of the jail cell, “I don’t care about how well written it might be, I hate dialogues!” Then suddenly his right arm got super muscular and hairy and he punched the werewolf so hard that it was flung through rock and appeared on normal ground outside on a hill. He got back up to see Jujo standing in front of him, his hair had grown a few feet longer and his eyes were sharp and completely white.

“You make no sense to me! Your legs getting ripped off, being filled with holes, having your lungs collapse but then being stabbed! AND WHAT TICKS YOU OFF IS A FUCKING MONOLOGUE!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?” Jujo jumps forward and hits the werewolf in the face, The ground around them is completely destroyed and the werewolf coughs up blood…