Payne:"Alright, time to beat this mother fucker!!!"
Azura:"How did you get here?"
Payne:"Oh, right! Well, I came of my semi-private jet..."
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Scene cuts to a flashback; ......showing Payne sneaking past police tape, and over bodies...
Payne:"What the fuck happened here?! I thought them boys looked for the Artifact in one of 'em populated sites! I didn't know they went up in this damned place, this look like some kinda freakin' warzone!"
Nelson:"Hey man..."
Payne jumps in surprise!!!
Payne:"OH SHIT!!!!"
Nelson:"I didn't mean to scare you, my brother.. I... just couldn't help but hear... You... wanna help 2 boys here... right?"
Payne:"Yeah... some kids dun took off without their parents, an' I kinda wanted to help 'em..."
Nelson:"My man... there's a damn alien out there, tearing people in pieces, you ain't goin' to help 'em unless you had help!"
Payne:"No man... You just fucking crazy, there ain't no aliens.."
Nelson:"Why the fuck would I lie to you?! Doncha see my damn arm's torn off?!!!"
Payne:"Dude, you coulda had some marijuana and done tore it off your own goddamned self!!!"
Nelson:"No man... Why would I come up with ALL that to hide this from a complete stranger!? See that destruction over there?! That Alien done fucked up this whole place!!!"
Payne:"Alright, but what the fuck am I suppose to do? I can't help you, an' I can't fight that alien nigga... right?"
Nelson:"Fuse with me..."
Payne:"Na... I ain't like that man..."
Nelson:"No bro, I don't want ya D.. If yo ass gon' die, you can use yo Talent to break up and shit, to fuse with people..."
Payne:"I don't know man..."
Nelson:"It can't work unless you wanna, so... c'mon..."
Payne:"A'ight, you better not do nuthin' gay..."
Nelson:"I ain't goin' to... Now gimme your hand..."
Payne:"I knew you gon' do something fucked: you gon' snatch me to you to kiss me!"
Nelson:"Nall... I can't do it, without holding the target first..."
Payne:"...How I know you aren't lying?!"
Nelson:" 'Cause I'm Black, Man!"
Payne trustfully grabs his hand, a bright light engulfs him!!! It disperses revealing Nelson's dead... Payne stood up...
Payne:"Oh shit!!! I feel AWESOME!!! I can beat anyone, even that alien!!!! Here I come Crackers!!!!"
He ran away!!! The scene cuts to NOW...
Payne:"That's how I got here!"
Victor:"I can't believe a random n-word in a restaurant reached this level of power by a simple fusion..."
Payne:"Fuck yeah, wasp!!! Now watch me wreck this yellow nigga's shit!!!"
Peche:"Oh... You really think you can beat the hero?"
Payne:"That's fucked up..."
They walk to a different area....few feet away...
Peche:"Why, my friend?"
Payne:"You dun committed genocide!"
Peche:"No I didn't! I only beat up the bad guys; even your human laws give rapists and petty thieves longer sentences than murderers..So how am I wrong from just fighting?"
Payne:"Our fucked up laws aside; beating someone near death an' leaving them to die; is MURDER! Guess I gotta show you!!"
Peche:"Alright, I'm actually getting pumped for this! Let's go!"
Payne suddenly rushed to him, Peche swung, but Payne easily dodges and kneed him!!! Peche tries to strike again, but Payne knocks FAR away!! The alien speeds back to him, and tries to attack again, but Payne easily kicks him straight up into the air!!! Then launched up to the alien via electrical sparks, Peche suddenly swung his tail nub to knock him back down!!! Payne bounced off the ground, and tried to attack again, but Peche doublefisted him in the head HARD, then fires a laser!!! Payne waits until it gets close, then slaps it away!!! The sunlight is dimmed out upon it exploding!!! Everyone looks surprised as Peche glares at Payne...
Peche:"Dammit... I see I'm fighting a Supervillain..."
Payne"You da villain, butthole..."
Peche:"NO... I'm the hero! And I'll take this seriously to show you! I was only using 23% of my power, but if use more, my speed'll out do you, easily!"
Payne:"Oh, ho... really? That dying nigga I told y'all about; honestly didn't increase my power THAT much; it just proves you ain't too much stronger than one decent person!!"
Payne then tore his tanktop and cape off!!!
Payne:"I just need to get rid of my restraining clothes, an' I'm ready to beat yor ass in pieces!!!"
Peche:"I see you're halfnaked; and are lingering up? So you REALLY think you can beat me with just speed? What if I told you, I had 4 forms? I already transformed from my weakest before... and in this I'm at my most powerful in strength, but if I use 25% more I'll easily beat any speed you humans can do!"
Payne:"Stop talking out yo' asshole!"
Peche:"That's rude! I'll show you, hmmf... weirdo..."
Peche bends over; his body slightly shrunk, and his face and head suddenly stretched!!! Everyone looks in horror as he leers at the MCs, Victor and Payne...
Peche:"Sorry... but now I'm faster than sound!!!"
Lite:"Damn... he looks like some kinda fucking Xenomorph!"
Payne:"Oh fuck..."
He runs while looking at him!!! But then turns back around to see Peche in front of him!!!?
Peche:"Cool! I got tired of waiting for you! Miss me? Them let's play!"
He shoots Payne's leg, the man yelled in pain, until the alien shot his arms and sides too! Payne groaned in pain as he holds his arm too.. Peche then shoots lasers so fast, Payne's body can only jerk violently!!!
Lite:"C'mon Azura, let's help him!!!"
Azura ran to him, meanwhile Victor grabs Lite's arm before he can follow!
Lite:"Wot the fuck, man!?"
Victor:"Kill me!!!"
Lite:"WTH?!!!"
Meanwhile, Azura punched Peche away, Peche turns to hit back bacl, but is knocked FAR away in a burst of rage!!! Azura then fires
Azura:"FightLight!!!"
A huge red-white beam suddenly pushes Peche into a building wall!!! Azura pushes more power into it, almost crushing him into it!!! Until the alien notices his tail squished into the wall...
Peche:"Oh shoot!!!! I better use more power... ehhh... ehh...."
He starts pushing it back, then throws the beam back!!! Azura stops in surprise as his own attack came back too fast to stop!!! Payne suddenly ran in front of him, and slaps it away!!! The blast lands many miles away; and the resulting explosion cracks Castile off of the rest of Spain!!!!!!
Payne:"Good... job... crack...er..."
Azura:"Thanks... but I used up all my power... I can't fight back... now..."
Peche stares up at him...
Peche:"What the heck, she shouldn't have that kinda power at this age; his Talent isn', for this kind ogvc0 I shouldn't kill them... and I rarely get a chance to show my true power!"
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He then shouted
Pehe:"Attention; Ladies and Gentlemen..!!! I shall go into my true form, something only my dad and mommy saw!!!"
Payne:"The fuck!"
Lite:"Wot the hell!????????
Victor:"I... sharted... my pants..."
Azura:"Fucking awesome... I'm so happy..."
Peche bends down and starts cracking... Victor snatched the Goth and shouted!!!
Victor:"Kill me NOW!!!"
Lite:"Why the hell do want me to kill you!?"
Victor:"Not completely!!! Listen, Mystical energy works well with Talents; so get that midget to heal me while I use this amulet; and mhú power'll increase 17 fold!"
Lite:"You're goin' to dope your body?!"
Victor:"Shoot me!!!"
Payne:"Hey... carry me to that healer you mentioned, nigga..."
Azura:"Alright..."
Payne:"Thanks..."
They suddenly hear a loud noise and splash sound!!! And turn to see many Gothic spears stabbing through Victor!!! The archeologist falls with a smile...
Victor:"Awesome..."
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He happens to've fell by a wall... Demetri happens by...?
Victor:"B...boy... help me..."
Demetri:"I... I... can't!"
Victor:"But you need me..."
Demetri:"No, you ungly, jailbird, fucker,! You killed my frienden! I'm going to to help the others!"
He ran away as Victor falls to the ground...
Victor:"Game over... niggers..."
Meanwhile, later; Azura runs back to Demetri with Lite!
Lite:"And that's why he told me to blast them half to hell!"
Azura:"So he doubles his power by letting his amulet and Demetri increase his muscle?!"
They see Demetri healing Payne, Peche sees too...
Peche:"I see..."
Payne:"Thanks lil' Nigga... Can I do it too?"
Demetri:"No... Some Physical Talents can, but their mostly only for fighting or giving away powers near death..."
Azura:"Hey Demetri... Why didn't you heal Victor?"
Demetri:"I can't heal that fucking murderer!"
Payne:"Heal him for me, we need as many people helping as we can. Plus if he try anything, I can kill 'em!"
Demetri:"Alright..."
Demetri ran away, he finds and heals Victor... The man stood up and looks at his body...
Demetri:"We... need you..."
Victor:"Hmmm...Thanks..."
He kicks him away!!
Victor:"You turd!"
He walks to the others when they hear a explosion!!!! They turn towards the area Peche was...
Lite:"Wot the hell????!"
Payne:"The fuck!?"
Victor:"I might've shit for reals now..."
Demetri:"Oh hell..."
Azura:"He needs to shit too...ewww, he smells horrible!"
The gassy-smoke clears to reveal the alien!!! Peche is now sleek muscled with green hues and a creepy smile...
To be continued
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