As we grew bored with the tavern and had basically fixed it we decided to go to the next place. We traveled through time and killed hitler, I know it's not very original, but hey, killing Hitler is always hilarious. As we laughed up a storm and had a good time taking selfies with his corpse we decided to get a nice German panzer so we could participate in the second world war. I like tanks, what can I say?
Rolling though the fields in the winter me and Mimi spoke sweet nothings to each other as was custom. The snow had just fallen on the eastern front and it was beautiful. I hoped it would never end. And in this story it never did, since it is fantasy.
Thorsten: Mimi, can we take this tank to the confinement cell and make a mess?
Mimi: Nah, that’s no good, but it does sound like fun.
Thortsen: Alright, but we should go somewhere with it and shock the people.
Mimi: Agreed.
We took the panzer with us to a g-rated paradise cartoon world. All the citizens of this world were delighted as we ate all the ice-cream. The mayor approached.
Mayor: It is kind that you wish to help us with your panzer. The nasty boyz have been pranking us for years, I think it is time to take the fight to them. We've had it with their deeply hurtful pranks, enabled by their large fortune.
Mimi: You make me feel bad for pranking people in the past, good sir.
Throsten: Me too.
Mayor: Nonetheless, will you go and teach them a lesson?
Mimi & Thorsten: We shall!
THE DOCTOR LOOKS AT THE FILE AND DECIDES OVER LIFE AND DEATH
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