The fashion of Dasbridow was a mix of Prohibition-era America cinched with modern accessories. I could see the influence of the Jazz Age stamped across every building as the coach we sat on bustled to a stop. Ragged and worn down from my lack of sleep, food and hydration, I helped Galahad down from the steam-blowing vehicle and dusted myself off.
"Old man, where are you going?" I jogged to catch up with him.
While walking across the street, chuffing cars had stopped mid-motion and the wanton drivers in them had whipped out their phones, flashing their cameras at us while I did my best to shield Galahad from the onslaught of pervading voices boasting for his attention. All of it was tyrannical chaos and it was entirely unprovoked. We'd lit a match by coming here and now we were pouring gasoline onto the fire with each step we took through Merlintia.
"We'll be meeting your wards at Crestbridge University. Better for you to see them when they're not expecting you, don't you agree?" Galahad finally told me.
Arriving outside of a brick stone building that was mammoth in size and peculiar in design, I inclined my head, waiting for another one of Galahad's inspiring explanations. He was sizing up the brilliant, reddish gates that encapsulated the establishment in a thorny hug, a mischievous grin forming to my dismay. I didn't want to know why he was making such a scheming expression, but it was my duty to bear with whatever catastrophic conduct he pertained to, so I withheld my long overdue sigh and put my hands on my waist.
"You'll give me a boost, won't you, Nilsenna?" Galahad asked.
"I must insist that we find a more dignified exit on our way out." I grunted, while he steadily placed one foot upon my cupped hands.
Galahad's incoherent muttering chirped inconstantly while I rolled my eyes at this inordinate foolishness. How was this the job of a Rook?
"Now, my dear. It's your turn. Be quick about it, we don't have all day!" He spouted with a snap of his finger.
"Performing magic from the outside of the university is severely restricted. Once you're in, I can be a little more flexible. Now do as I say, little one, we're going to be late."
I moved back, got some running speed and then pounced on the fence. I scrambled up the metal bars and nearly impaled myself when I jumped over them. They were taller and sharper than any fencing enclosure had a right to be. The tips looked suspiciously like... daggers.
The Runebane family of Elves had a special relationship with the elements. Earth, air, fire and water. Galahad, from what I'd gathered in previous journals, liked to play with the trees, restructuring them into fantastical spires, and he blossomed small flowers into mega-flora every now and then. I'd wager that he was modest most of the time, but today he was feeling a bit daring, his presumptuous eyes ensnaring mine as he shook a hand out, ticklish energy zapping through the air and hitting the ground at my feet.
I crossed my arms. "Of course. A peony to land on, because why not? It's not like we're trying to leave incriminating evidence or anything."
"You know that's not why I'm like this." My voice was a dead giveaway not to pursue the subject.
Twin, jade lion statues guarded the doors of the building and they moved to meet us at the top of the steps, yowling at Galahad first, right before turning their sightless eyes toward me. Amazed, I peered at the massive, stony creatures that were protective of their den, awaiting judgement and violent movement, if any.
One of the jade lions made a sour face and pawed at his pocket. He pulled out whatever had captured the interest of the lion and dangled it in front of its face...
Both jade lions purred.
He bubbled with laughter as he divided the Twinkie into equal halves for the lion statues. They didn't look like they were capable of consuming the cake due to their rigid bodies being unable to process anything, but the Twinkie had disappeared into their gaping maws regardless, allowing us to tread into the hallowed building of Crestbridge University unscathed.
That part was still a guttural stab to my chest and I was glaring sideways at my employer as we flew towards a reception desk, his pedantic cheer stapled on like a sign on a corkboard.
"I thought you've been here before?" I asked Galahad as we approached the set of doors.
We crashed through the doors and swept into the era of rock and roll. The smell of drunken youth and cigarettes drummed into our senses as we entered like a determined force, seeking our targets with held breaths. Galahad dragged me by my elbow through the crowd of high society Elves, who were casually swing-dancing to clanging music. It was a dehydrated pool of noise and sweat, but it was glorious to behold.
Galahad looked over his shoulder at me and shouted something.
"Over there! It appears we've arrived just in time for your timely intervention, Rook." The old man motioned with his hand toward a far corner, where a chaise lounge and a booze cart were surrounded by slovenly couples.
Her honeyed locks were half-pinned on her head, and the sterling fire that I now associated with the Runebane gaze was at its lowest potential; leading me to believe that this Elven woman was the introverted triplet that I'd been sent to look out for, Perpetua Runebane. My hands were clenched, my head was tipped down and Galahad's righteous whispers of mirth trailed after me as I pushed my way through the hazardous capital of jitterbugs on the dance floor. Many stared at my unusual attire and grim expression, but I was bolstered by resolution and a need to rescue the woman who was being taken advantage of in the corner of the lecture hall.
When I came within a few feet of the secluded corner, a smirking Nephilim stood in my way. He was a hulking character of zero words and offered no chance for me to move around him. His eyes sparked with inarguable dismissal and I forthwith required no introduction to his purpose here - I recognized the ring on his pinky finger. He was also a Rook. My guess would be that he was protecting the scourge that was harassing my ward, Perpetua.
"Wrong place for the likes of you, bloodsucker." The Nephilim swept cruel eyes of disdain over my unappealing garb and jerked his head to the side, as if issuing an order for me to leave.
"You are the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen. Anyone ever tell you that before?"
I knocked his wrist away and trapped his following arm against my shoulder in a light hold, before I rolled under it like it was a limbo pole. My foot snapped out, kicking at the Nephilim's inner shin, making him widen his stance. A look of annoyance spread across his face for an amazing second, right before I jabbed him in the ribs with my elbow.
I pulled him in with it and said, "I just want to speak to your overlord for a moment. Is that so unreasonable?"
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