Sans pov
He read over the text, frowning a bit. His little star was sick? Well of course he was coming over now. He hadn’t told Pap or the others yet, he really didn’t know how to bring it up… especially the kid.. “hey, pap. mind if i go to a friend’s house for the night?”
Papyrus looked to Sans, confused and excited. “YOU MADE A FRIEND?!”
“uh, yeah. i did. can i go?” Sans gestured to the door.
The skeleton was promptly squeezed to death. “OF COURSE!!! I’M SO PROUD, YOU’RE MAKING FRIENDS BROTHER!! HAVE FUN!”
“c-can’t b-breathe, b-bro-” Sans didn’t actually need to breathe, but it was the fastest way to make the excitable albino crow let go. And he did.
“SORRY BROTHER!” He apologized immediately.
“no prob, have a good night pap.”
“YOU AS WELL, SANS!”
With that, Sans took off into the sky, heading straight for his beloved’s home.
Before long he was landing on the sidewalk and walking up to her porch. He knocked, and waited for an answer. But nobody came. “hey lori, it’s sans. can i come in?” But nobody came. Sans was worried. Of course he was worried. His mate was ill, she lost her father, and had no other family to speak of. Just him. “i’m coming in, don’t be mad.”
Upon entering the house, he knew something was different. It was something in the atmosphere, something that made his instincts kick into overdrive. Especially his protective instinct. “lori?” He roamed a bit, looking for her. “lorraine? where are ya, little star?”
He heard a groan come from her room upstairs. It didn't sound good.
With a flash of magic, he landed next to her door. Something was wrong with his mate, he needed to help her, he needed to- as he opened the door, he realized what was up. Why it was different in the house and what was wrong with Lorraine. It was as obvious to him as having doodles on his skull. “Oh..” He cleared his throat, walking deeper into the room. “hey lori, how ya feeling?” He sat down beside her.
She groaned an animalistic growl. "I feel like someone kicked me in the stomach and decided to fill me like a stuffed turkey on Thanksgiving." She turned over with her stomach peeking out of her shirt a little, and he saw how swollen it was. She of course didn't notice because her head's been in a toilet most of the day throwing her guts out.
“uh, lori, hun. can.. uh.. can we talk, if you’re ok for now?” Sans was sweating bullets now, holy shit he was going to be a father. ‘But does Lorraine even want a kid?’ He couldn’t help but feel nervous and jittery.
"For the moment, yeah. I've been throwing up all day. So you might have to hurry with what you have to say before I might start throwing up again." She groaned out.
His wings adjusted out of his nervousness. His leg bounced out of his excitement. His face though, was expressionless. “how do you feel about being a mom?” He decided to be blunt on the matter.
Lorraine's eyes grew twice their size getting the gist at what he was getting at.
"WHA---"
Before she finished that response, she quickly got up and ran to the bathroom and puked in the toilet.
He followed after her, moving her hair out of the way. “sorry ‘bout this, lori, i didn’t realize..” He wanted kids eventually, when she was ready. He hadn’t realized that they’d been in the right conditions for him.
Lorraine held up her hand to silence him and his thoughts. She then shakily got up and rinsed her mouth out with water and a little bit of mouthwash. And washed her hands just in case she accidentally got vomit on her.
She turned to Sans with that same predatory gaze the first day she found out about him. Looking him down with her calculating golden yellow eyes.
"Sans…." She said in question.
He gulped. “y-yeah..?”
She slowly reached for his hands and put them around her stomach where he could feel his magic and a few somethings growing inside. She brought his head down to hers. Headbutting gently together. She had a small smile creep on her face.
"If any one of them inherits your bad habit of dropping socks everywhere, YOU ARE the one to pick them up." She joked as she kissed him.
He blinked before a smile crept on his face. “we’re going to be parents!” he cheered as he picked her up and spun her around. Then he remembered that nobody else knew. “oh shit.. i’m going to be a dad..” How could he tell them? Tell Papyrus that he was going to be an uncle?
As if Lorraine read his mind. She crossed her arms and gave him a scolding look.
"You haven't told anyone about us, have you my feather brained doofus?" She raised a brow at him.
He flinched. “i didn’t know how or when to bring it up..” He muttered quietly in reply. “especially the kid and paps.” He fidgeted with his digits.
Lorraine let up on him. "Hey," she brought his skull to meet her eyes. "Nobody thought that this was going to happen. Even me. Hell, we didn't even know if we were going to be at war again because of all the stupid people out there!" She then brought him into a loving and caring kiss.
"But what I DO know, is that, from the way you talk about them, I'm sure they'll understand and accept us. They might be a little peeved at you. But they'll understand either way. And I'm sure Frisk and Papy will be THRILLED to have the little ones running around. Either because Frisk will have someone smaller than them or Papyrus may finally be outmatched in the bundles of energy department." She joked.
Sans smiled and chuckled. "But in all seriousness, I think we can break the news to them in a "creative" way." She said with a smirk on her face.
“oh boy, how you thinking?” Sans rolled his pinpricks goodnaturedly.
She suggested that he take a pic of her and him together and post it on Undernet but without showing her stomach. And sharing it to his closest friends first. And then when they respond just tell them to meet up at her house because she wanted to "give them a present".
Sans grinned from “ear” to “ear”. “little star of mine, did i ever tell you you’re a beautiful genius?” He asked.
She gave a playful smirk of satisfaction. "Maybe. But it's always good to hear it more often now and then again." She teased.
"C'mon let's take that pic before I puke again." She ushered him to the living room.
He positioned himself to kiss her cheek while the picture was being taken. He captioned it: “Got a Hot Girlfriend Now, Who Knew?”
Once he sent the post to his friends and then the Undernet. It only took a couple of minutes for his phone to be blowing up with calls, texts, and comments.
“my stars, this is beautiful.” He commented as he texted the others to meet him here.
It was then that only a dwindling texts only popped up and then it went dead silent. Sans had a suspicion something big, loud, and painfully oblivious was running his way. And it wasn't JUST Papyrus. Here's a quiz question for ya. What has blue scales, long red hair, has an eye patch, and says "Ngaaaaahhh!!!!!!" While throwing a blue electric spear?
“SAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
If your guess was Undyne. You were correct! Yay! You're our winner. Only there's no prize. Just extreme noogies to the skull.
“goodbye door…” Sans whispered quietly before it was broken down with a firm “knock” with Undyne’s foot. “WHERE IS SHE!?”
“undyne, bud, volume please.” Sans plugged his nonexistent ears as he was picked up and shook. “WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND?!”
“Uh..mate actually… and about two months ago, sorry for only telling you now.” Sans replied, getting dizzy from all the shaking.
There was a beat of dead silence for a split second as Lorraine was putting the hamburger buns in a turned off oven. But that silence was only shattered by what, sounded to her, was an atomic bomb going off in the living room.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Lorraine jumped at least three feet in the air before she cautiously went to stand behind the entryway to the living room. She immediately relaxed but was still confused as to why there was a fish woman noogying her mate. Either way, it was still funny. But then another voice popped up. This one sounding more timid.
“T-two m-months ago?!” Alphys squeaked, having just come in.
“BROTHER, WHY HAVEN’T YOU SAID ANYTHING SOONER?” Papyrus wasn’t sure if he did something wrong..
“d-didn’t… know… how…. to….. say……” He was extremely dizzy now.
“Undyne stop that!” Toriel chided as Undyne suddenly let go. Sans dropped like a rock in a river.
Frisk was grinning widely. *So… you and Lorraine..?* she signed deviously. Sans just barely made out what she signed.
He would have answered but he wasn’t there yet. Only dizzy.
"Would now be a good time to come in, or am I entering the "splash zone"?" Lorraine giggled from leaning on the entryway.
*LORRAINE!!!!* Frisk flew over the others and to the woman.
Frisk was welcomed in Lorraine's embrace. And then Lorraine promptly swatted her on the head.
*What'd you do that for?!* Frisk rubbed where she hit.
"That was for running off on us without telling us where you were going in the middle of the night except through a small vague note! That was dumb of you! You could've been hurt! Or worse! You had me worried to no end!!! And then you sent Sans to stalk me for weeks on end! Really?!" Lorraine nagged.
Toriel looked at Frisk. “My child? You did what?”
“i mean.. in all reality, we may have never met if she didn’t and whatnot.”
Lorraine sent Sans a raised brow in question to whether he really wanted to get in on the scolding.
He quickly rose his hands in surrender. “just saying.”
Lorraine rolled her eyes. Then she looked at the squirming twelve year old. "Anyways… what you did was very STUPID and INCONSIDERATE." She stated with slight venom in her tone. Frisk looked defeated. Then Lorraine grinned slightly.
"But," she started to say, to which Frisk perked up at.
"You did a lot of good through your actions. Though reckless. It still brought a lot of good. And I'm proud of you, my little midget." She teased at the end.
*Plus you and Sans~.* She signed with a grin. Toriel huffed and put a paw on Frisk’s head. “Still, I apologize for my child’s actions. I’m sure she did not mean any harm in them..”
Lorraine smiled gently. She hasn't heard a motherly tone like that for a long while. "The name's Lorraine Warren. Frisk's adopted sister. You're Toriel right? Frisk's new mom?" She offered her hand to shake.
“That I am! It is quite nice to meet you, Ms. Warren.” She gladly took Lorraine’s hand for a gentle shake.
“and my baby bro, papyrus, and undyne, and her girlfriend alphys.” Sans introduced the rest.
Lorraine smiled at the small group. "It's nice to meet you all. I actually have a present for all of you that I made in the kitchen. Frisk, you would be a good helper and help me with the oven? It's off and cooled down. So it shouldn't hurt you." Lorraine offered as she reassured Toriel. Toriel gave her a thankful look and Lorraine gestured for everyone to come to the large kitchen.
“What do you see in that little nerd?” Undyne asked Lorraine as they headed to the kitchen.
“WHAT UNDYNE MEANS IS WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, LORRAINE!” Papyrus chirped.
“Yeah. Sure. That.” Undyne was actually rather protective of both skeleton brothers and no one has shown interest in Sans before. She didn’t want any funny business.
Lorraine knew what she meant and smiled but had a serious face set. "I love Sans. Without him…. I wouldn't be standing here today. At least not in one piece." She said with a grim smile while Sans looked like he wanted to rip someone's wings off.
Undyne has never seen that look on Sans before and she saw how much that little smile hurt for her to do.
“I see… WELL THEN, WE’LL GET ALONG!” Undyne suddenly cheered, pulling Lorraine into a headlock noogie.
“UNDYNE DON’T NOOGIE THE HUMAN!” Papyrus pleaded.
Frisk tugged on Undyne’s arm. *Please don’t.*
“Fine.” Undyne let go to noogie Papyrus instead.
“PLEASE DON’T NOOGIE THE SKELETON!!!”
Alphys took the opportunity to ask a question she’d been dying to ask. “D-do you know any anime?”
Lorraine smiled brightly. "My childhood favorites are One Piece, Naruto, and Tokyo Mew Mew!"
“M-mew Mew!!” Alphys squeeled in interest.
“kid’s going for the oven if you wanna watch.” Sans hated to interrupt their fun, but he was waiting for the kid’s reaction. This would be great.
Lorraine went to pull out her phone and started to record.
"Okay Frisk, open it for me and tell me what you see." She tried hard not to show her giggles.
Frisk gave a confused look at the phone, but obliged, looking more confused by the second. *There’s buns in the oven?*
Toriel, Undyne, and Alphys stared at the pair in disbelief as Sans’ grin widened.
“BUT… YOU CANNOT COOK BUNS IN AN OVEN… CAN YOU?” Papyrus was equally confused. When Frisk heard him say it, it cleared things up for her and she joined the others in staring at them in disbelief. Papyrus looked around. “WHAT AM I NOT GETTING?”
Lorraine was catching every one of their reactions on her phone, then turned the camera to Sans. "Wanna explain the concept of this news Papa Sans~?" She sang out.
Sans blushed and nodded. “pap. buns in the oven is a metaphor. it means that you’re going to have nieces and/or nephews.” Sans explained, rubbing the back of his skull self consciously.
“NIECES AND- WAIT SHE’S PREGNANT!?”
“yes.”
“OH MY STARS!!” Papyrus couldn’t contain his joy and ran for the closest window to jump out of.
Luckily for Lorraine, her kitchen window was already opened, and was big enough for Paps to jump through.
“he’ll be back when he calms down.” Sans stated as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
Lorraine was busting out laughing and turned her phone to face her. "This is SO going on YouTube." She giggled as she turned the recorder off.
“My friend..” Toriel began hesitantly.
“here we go..” Sans cringed.
“Are you ready for th-”
“HOW CAN YOU RAISE KIDS IF YOU’RE LAZY AS-”
“Th-this is a huge responsibility, Sans.” Alphys got the last word in.
“i know. i can handle it.” Sans replied. “i’m fairly certain i did a good job with papyrus.”
“Oh right.. I forget that YOU raised Papyrus..” Undyne admitted. “With all that laziness, it’s easy to forget.”
Sans shrugged. “remember, it’s not just me. lori and i are raising them together.”
Lorraine smiled warmly and rubbed her stomach. Toriel felt a twinge of pain in her soul. She remembered what that was like when she was with Asriel. But she was still happy for Lorraine. Alphys walked closer to Lorraine with still shock evident on her face. How in the world was this possible? To Alphys, this was a new breakthrough in both monster and human genetics.
“neat, huh?” Sans asked Alphys while Papyrus crawled back through the window.
Lorraine looked at Sans with a "Really?" look. He shrugged and held his hands in surrender. She playfully rolled her eyes and patted an excited Frisk on the head. She walked over to her mate and kissed him on the cheek bone. "You're such a knucklehead. That's why I love you." To which Sans blushed bright blue while the room became more active with questions and suggestions for what to get the babies.
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