"Drinks have arrived!" P

"Pidge!" K

"You kids are loud" Kr

He laughed

"Sorry mum, you're welcome to join?" K

She glanced at the bench

"Maybe for a couple drinks" Kr

He sniggered

"We got.. Red wine, white wine, whisky, small about of tequila. Aaand, orange juice, L&P, and sparkling grape juice for the pussies" P

"Technically, as far as your mum is aware, you're one of those pussies" K

They snorted and flicked a finger to his glasses

"Nerd" P

He huffed

"Got chips too, to not get us hung over so hard" J

"That won't stop me" P

"Hey. You're not allowed to get hung over. Mum will kill both of us. You're allowed to drink, just don't get hung over, or if you do, you better be good at faking" M

"Yeah yeah. Boring" P

He leaned into his shoulder

"Any update on Allura?" K

"She's close" L

"Ooh, who's Allura?" P

Keith scoffed

"Witch friend" K

They rolled their eyes

"Witch?" L

"She can read minds. I'm sure of it" K

He chuckled

"Right" L

A knock sounded at the door and Axca answered it.

"Sup" Ax

"Hey" A

"Come in" Ax

She did a slight bow and she laughed.

"Wow, what a way to greet someone" A

She laughed

She stepped into the kitchen

"Hey Allura" K

"Good collection you got here" A

He huffed

"You talking about drinks or people?" K

"I'll let you decide. Got any games in mind" A

Axca clapped her hands

"We should play people paranoia! We've only ever had a small group before" Ax

"Ooh, yes. Who's familiar with Paranoia?" A

"Me" J

They raised their hand

"Yup" P

"Okay so you sit in a circle, the person to your right asks you a question. With people paranoia you have to answer with the name of someone playing or in the room. If you want to know what the question is you have to drink first, if you fail to answer you have to drink. Then you whisper a question the the next person." A

"Sounds simple enough" K

"Let's also make a house rule that if someone's cup gets empty, they have to go refill it and everyone changes places so one person isn't asking you the whole time" M

"Oh, that's good" A

"Let's get drinks sorted! Keith come open the wine" Ax

The cork popped and they all cheered. He laughed.

"Everyone got their drinks?" P

"Uh, yup" K

"How would you know" P

"Psychic abilities" K

They hummed

"I'll start then, remember if your glass gets empty we all have to switch places so make sure you shout it out." P "What happens if you over hear a question?" K

"Drink?" P

"Yeah. Drink if you hear a question being asked, fail to answer or want to know what the question was" A "Everyone ready?" A

"Uh huh" J

"(Lance who is mostly likely to give you money)" P

"Um, probably Allura" L

"It has to be James" A

"Keith" J

"Pidge" M

They frowned and he grinned

"That would be.. Lance" Ax

"(Keith, who are you most likely going to lie to)" Ax

"Mum" K

She quirked an eyebrow and he chuckled

"Yeah" Ax

"Between Keith and Matt" P

"Hey!" K

Matt frowned

"Alright then spill it" M

"Anyone else want to drink for knowledge?" K

"Yep!" Ax

They both took a drink.

"Most likely to evaporate when leaving the house" K

Axca laughed

"Wow, Pidge. Accurate" J

Keith scoffed

"Hey." K

"I know. I'm surprised Matt didn't crumble in the car here." P

"Oh definitely Pidge" L

"Wow. Ouch" P

"I'll drink" K

"Same" M

"Most likely to help with a prank" P

They high fived. Matt scoffed and Keith rolled his eyes.

"We got played" K

James laughed

"Losers" J

"You should start drinking" K

"Nah, nothing has peaked my interest." J

"Then drink for the fun of it" K

"The guy who is absolutely this isn't here so I'm gonna have to settle for Lance" A

"Oh come on" L

"I'd drink" Ax

"Me too" P

"Who's the worst person" L

"Awww. I can think of someone" Ax

He chuckled

"Serves you right for asking it" K

"Hey! You should back me up!" L

He grinned and said nothing

"Axca" J

Matt laughed

"James" M

"Hmm" J

"That is.. Pidge" Ax

Keith twitched and took a drink instead of answering.

"Woah!" M

"Nah, I wanna know" P

"You got me" J

All three of them took a drink

"Your favourite person" Ax

"You couldn't answer that?" P

He glanced at Lance.

"Difficult" K

"Well, I'm out!" M

Pidge laughed and was the first one to stand up.

"Everyone shuffle, change seats" P

A chorus of groans erupted and they laughed.

"Lazy shits. Move your asses" P

Allura settled next to Keith

"Hey" A

"You haven't taken a single drink" K

"Well" A

She smirked

"You get to hear it anyway. And I have you just haven't noticed" A

"Really, when?" K

"I am following the rules. I overheard a couple questions" A

He hummed

"Wanna share?" K

She laughed

"Nah you gotta drink for knowledge" A

He scoffed

"Course" K

"Oh. Probably Allura" P

He scoffed

"Really? I mean I get it but why not me?" L

"Like you were an option. Look at you" P

He frowned. Keith chuckled

"I'll drink" K

He pouted

"Best looking" L

She laughed

"Thanks, I try really hard" A

He scoffed

"As if. You do not try harder than me" L

"Sure Lance" A

She scoffed

"Oh Keith, big time" Ax

Pidge laughed and he frowned

"Huh. I don't know, maybe Matt" J

"Pidge" M

"No way." J

"Yes" M

"You're in denial" J

He laughed

"That's gotta be Lance" K

Lance frowned

"I'll drink" L

"Same" A

"Most likely to kill for money" M

"So true" A

Keith snorted into his fist and Pidge laughed

"Before Lance said the most likely to give him money was Allura" P

He glared at them

"That is also true" A

"Oh, um.. Maybe Axca, you or Axca" L

"Me?? How?" A

"I'll drink" Ax

"The one who scares you the most" A

Keith laughed

"Axca? Really?" K

"I will happily take up that title" Ax

"Course you would" K

"Annddd I'm out. Switch places everyone" Ax

"Hi again" K

"Unless you want this to be a short round, say things quietly, I'm almost out" A

He scoffed

"Oh, she's back. Okay, that was quick" J

"I don't waste time getting more alcohol" Ax

"Lance, definitely" K

"I was thinking the same thing" A

"Great minds think alike" K

They high fived

"Alright then, spill" L

He took a drink

"Able to make friends with anything" A

He paused

"Right" L

"Well, he's not here, so James" Ax

He scoffed

"Wow" J

"You know what you did" Ax

"I know who you would want it to be. But really, it was your fault. You need to knock" K

She hummed

"Go on then, out with it" J

"Someone to kill" K

"Nah nah nah. You're still going on about that? Get over yourself" J

"If I had to be subjected to that, you can handle a little murder" Ax

Keith smirked

"Oh, what did he do?" M

"You're so nosy" J

"Inside joke" Ax

She glanced at Lance and he frowned.

Pidge laughed

"Matt" P

Axca chuckled

"You're so mean" Ax

"Out with it" M

He took a drink

"Single forever" Ax

"Hey! No. No way." M

Keith laughed

"You're so far in denial" K

"That would be... Allura" L

"James" M

"Keith" J

"Ooh interesting question, I might use that. Lance" A

"(Who likes you the most?)" A

"Oh, Axca or Lance, maybe. At least half of them" K

She huffed and smirked.

"Huh, Allura probably, or Pidge" Ax

"I think Pidge is already close" K

"Oh Lance, absolutely. Maybe Matt as a second choice" P

"Depending on the situation, either Pidge or Keith" L

"Keith" M

"Allura" J

"Axca" A

"Oh Lance, come on, who else?" K

Allura laughed

"I'll drink" L

"Same" Ax

"You're dying, who are you dragging down with you." A

They all laughed

"What? Why?" L

He laughed

"Revenge" K

"You know I said the same" P

"Pidge!" L

"Yeah it's the question I borrowed from James, I said you too" A

"Hey!" L

"Who else is gonna haunt people with me?" P

"Just thought I'd free a couple people with my dying wish" A

He pouted

"I better get a grave" L

"You don't deserve one" K

He scoffed

"If I get a random pit somewhere, you don't get a grave" K

"I'm bored of this" A

She downed the rest of her drink

"Everyone switch places" A

Lance stared at her

"How much did you have left??" K

"About half" A

"What was in that??" Ax

"Oh just orange juice, and a little tequila. Now switch while I get more" A

"Pidge. I think they have done it before actually" M

"Really? Gross" K

"I'll drink" J

"Same" Ax

"Mostly likely to kiss a frog" K

"Pidge!" L

They shurgged

"Frogs are cute" P

"Did you??" J

They hummed

"Twice" P

"You're disowned." Ax

"Axca" J

"Keith" Ax

"Pidge" A

"Matt" K

"Keith" M

"Allura" J

"Lance" Ax

"Oh.. Its gotta be your mum right? Maybe Matt too. No one else is, I can tell" A

"Well, I suppose I have to drink then" Kr

"Yeah.." K

"Me too" J

Everyone took a drink

"Who's the straightest?" Ax

Everyone lost it.

Her mum hid her smirk while sipping at her drink.

"Everyone say who you think the straightest is!" P

"Mum" K

"Mum" Ax

"Matt" P

"Probably Matt" J

"Axca?" L

"Maybe Lance" M

"I'm gay" K

"Yeah, lesbian" A

"Pan-romantic and Ace" P

"Pan" J

"Bi" L

"Queer" M

"Gay" Ax

"Never have I ever kissed a girl" K

Axca immediately took a drink and he laughed. Allura took a drink, James sipped a little. Pidge took a drink and Matt shot up.

"You have not." M

"Have too, you're just jealous." P

"Who??" M

"Mmm, you won't know her. She goes to another school" P

"Fuck off!" M

He threw a cushion towards them and they yelped and ducked out of the way.

"Mum!?" Ax

"What?" K

He spun around and she took another drink and smirked.

"Yeah, I have. Then I went back to men, that was the worst mistake of my life, but hey. It gave me you two so, worth it. I'm bi" Kr

"No way.." Ax

He scoffed

"No wonder dad's homophobia hit you hard" K

"Never have I ever kissed Keith" A

Only Keith, Pidge and Allura didn't drink.

"What. Why the hell is this the minority??" P

He laughed and rubbed a hand behind his neck.

"No way you did" P

Matt hummed

"How come neither of you told me?!" P

"It was one time" K

They furrowed their eyebrows

"Why would you want to. Just look at him" P

He laughed

"Hey. Thought we were friends" K

"We are friends. This is what we do" P

"Never have I ever had a crush on Allura" J

Matt glared at him and took a drink. Lance took a drink. Axca sipped a little.

"When did this happen?" K

"Tonight" Ax

Allura laughed

"Never have I ever spat on someone" L

Keith smirked and took a drink.

"Gross" J

"You'll be next" K

Axca took a drink and Pidge downed the rest of her glass.

"Pidge!" A

"Must have been a lot of times.." J

"Yeah, me." M

"And some bigots. Excuse me while I refill my glass" P

"Never have I ever gotten back with my ex" M

Keith's mouth twitched.

"You're just jealous I have an ex to get back with" K

He took a drink, so did James. Allura laughed.

Keith's mum also took a drink.

"Let's see.. Never have I ever climbed through a window" Ax

Matt and Axca were the only ones who didn't drink.

"You're all so chaotic" M

"Never have I ever cheated on a test" P

Matt frowned and took a drink

"Wow." K

"Tests are hard!" M

Allura took a drink, Axca took a drink. He scoffed

"Not you too" K

"That's how Matt got to the top. He cheated." J

He laughed.

"Never have I ever thrown a drink at someone" J

Keith took a sip, Pidge took a drink. Lance and Allura shared a look and took a drink at the same time.

"Ah, we need the story" J

"Same person, basically a Karen at work." L

"The drinks were made specifically to chuck onto her. She was being a dick to a teenager she wasn't related to, and commenting on hair colour and the choice of outfit. We ruined her white blouse and told her to fuck off" A

"That teenager's a regular now, and whenever they bring someone else they tell them not to piss us off" L

They high fived

"It was a great day" A

"It was a mess to clean up though" L

"Never have I ever cut my own hair" M

Pidge immediately took a drink. Axca sipped a little. Allura took a drink. James pointed to Keith

"You better drink" J

He laughed

"Yeah, yeah" K

"Never have I ever lost an arm wresting contest" P

Allura, Keith and Pidge didn't drink. Keith raised an eyebrow

"You have. Your arms are twigs" K

They grinned

"Never been in one. Never lost or won" P

He huffed

"So, it seems we need to have a contest. See who's the winner" A

"So it seems" K

"Go do it somewhere else" M

He smirked and flopped down onto his stomach and held his hand up. She grinned and mirrored him. Matt scoffed and stood up

"And chaos lives" M

Everyone moved away to give them a bit more space.

Most of them ended up migrating to the kitchen. Lance and Axca hung about in the doorway occasionally glancing back to see if anything had changed.

"So. Who's winning?" J

She rolled her eyes

"They've been comparing dick sizes for 20 minutes. There have been a couple feints, but they're both really consentrated. Couldn't tell you who's winning, they haven't moved in a while. Either they're waiting or the strength they're putting into it is equal." Ax

"I've never heard comparing dick sizes before, and I'm disappointed that I haven't been using it but I'm sure as hell gonna be using it from now on" J

"Let's go sabatage them" Ax

"Oh yes!" J

They high fived and rushed over. James sat on his back and covered his eyes. He laughed "Hi" K

"Hey, what are you doing" J

"I'm busy winning" K

"You are not!" A

"I don't need to see to win" K

"Okay then" J

He took the glasses off his face and he shoved his elbow behind him.

"Get off" K

Allura shoved her weight against his hand and it wavered. He turned back towards her.

"You're such a cheater" K

"You've been stuck like this for 20 minutes, surely you're getting a bit tired." Ax

"Fuck off! I'm not. Are you?" K

She grinned

"No, I'm fine" A

"You guys just come here to hang out? You bored or something" K

"Missed you" J

"Yeah, I'm sure" K

"Hey Keith! Arm wrestle me" Ax

"Bit busy right now" K

"Nah you're fineee. Come on, you know you want to beat me" Ax

"You're gonna look even worse if you lose and I'm using my left hand, I know you're ambidextrous" K

"You're gonna look so much better if you can beat two people at once" Ax

He laughed and stuck out his other hand. She ran around and flopped to the ground. He pushed slightly against her hand and it tilted

"You're so weak" K

"Alright then, win" Ax

He rolled his eyes and focused more on Allura. He tried pushing against her and she pushed back. Axca pushed his hand down and he scoffed and pushed it onto the floor.

"You can't use two hands!" K

"You still won. I call a rematch" Ax

"Mm no." K

"Keith arm wrestled me" J

He huffed

"No" K

"Oh why. I thought you liked holding my hand" J

Allura laughed and he scoffed.

"I don't know what you're talking about" K

"Pidge! Come lose an arm wrestle to distract Keith" Ax

"Sure!" P

They ran up and laid on the ground.

"Are you just trying to make me look good?" K

"No one can help with that" P

"Hey!" K

He pushed their hand onto the ground

"Easy" K

"Fight me" P

"You'd lose" K

"You'd probably die" J

"Oh piss off" P

"Allura, arm wrestle me" Ax

She laughed

"Okay" A

He rolled his eyes.

She pushed against it and there was barely any resistance. She chuckled.

"Wow, it's impressive how weak you are" A

"Hey! I'll have you know that I-" Ax

"Lost" A

She scoffed.

"Wow. So rude" Ax