"Yes, Muffins, it is Pride Month."

"Meow" 

"THIS is why your still single, Pickles. It's because no female cat wants a homophobic douche for a lover."

"Mrrow"

"Shut the fuck up, Pickles, were not talking about me right now."

"Just because I'm still single doesn't mean anything, you Motherfu-"

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Anyway, Happy Pride Month, You gorgeous individuals.