"OLIWER! Wakey wakey..."  (OLIVER POV)

Dot woke me up when I was traumatized by the wasted space dream and Claude (almost entirely) devoured. It was so F##KING traumatic..... I need to take more pills..... Do I?......

"OLIWER!!!" Dot screamed. It nearly f##king scared me. I got up and look at myself in the mirror

I walk down to the kitchen to see Claude talking with Catherine. Catherine was blushing. Her face was burning red. She was staring at.... CLAUDE?! "CATHERINE WHAT THE F##K!? HE'S MINE" I said in my head Claude walked past and headed to the restroom as soon as he left the room I grabbed a romantic/horror novel from the bookshelf titled: The Minty Boy🍀and The Orange Boy🍊.....wait a sec.....CLAUDE WAS MINT AND I WAS ORANGE! I blushed as I continued to read the next few chapters. Taffy came down to ask me what I was reading. she then took the book and started to read it. In the chapter there was a kissing scene. I begged her not to read she STARTED TO READ IT

"The orange boy kissed the minty boy on the lips and wrap his arms around him and they-"

"Hey Oliver" Claude walked past and me "what are you reading?" "NONONONO PLEASE" "This" Taffy gave the book to Claude. HE'S READING IT TOO. OH MY F##KING GOD