Jimmy: "I thought you knew where this club was? This is just a a cookie store."

Stabby: "Oh my f###### god! I know what I am doing!"

Searching for the club where the improvised stand up comedy show was supposed to take place, Stabby took Jimmy to a single lonely cookie shop in the middle of an empty road. Entering the shop, a nice old lady greeted them behind her counter.

Stabby: "We would like the have the chocolates chip, strawberries and lemon-vinegar-caramel cookies."

He blurted that out from pure memory, as if it was something that he said hundreds of times in his life. The old woman tried to check a paper right next to her, but no matter how hard she squinted, she couldn't make out the words on the page.

Old woman: "Oh dear, I seem to have misplaced my glasses! I need to check this paper because I need to know... the prices of the cookies!"

Stabby rolled his eyes in annoyance.

Jimmy: "Hey, can I help with with finding them?"

Old women: "No, don't worry . I got this. ROXY MY LITTLE ANGEL, BRING MY GLASSES!"

A little dog came running out of the backroom, the old womens glasses in her mouth, positioned in such a way to not scratch them.

Old woman: "I trained my little Roxy to bring them to me, someone as old as me has to take advantage of every thing I can to keep living in this crazy new world."

Jimmy immediately went to pet the dog while Stabby was continuing to become more and more impatient. The old woman took her glasses and read of the paper.

Old woman: "Ah, you guys want to go to the party downstairs?"

Stabby: "Yeah, that is why we are here!"

Old woman: "Excuse me for a moment."

Out of her counter, she took out a walkie talkie.

Old woman: "Ok Bruce, we got nice two young boys that want to go down into the club, could you please open the door for them?"

As a door behind her automatically opened she turned back to the Jimmy and Stabby.

Old woman: "Well, you two boys have fun down there."

As they both went down the stairs Jimmy remarked

Jimmy: "What a nice old lady."

Stabby didn't hear this because he was angrily mumbling to himself.

Stabby: "I am not a f####### boy, I am a man god dammit!"