Before the show, Jimmy went to the bathroom to prepare. He was trying to come up with jokes he could say on stage, but just like in the car he just couldn't. It didn't work! Jimmy panicked, looking into his stressed sweating self in the mirror. Trying to find a some distraction to calm himself back down, he looked up and saw a gun in a glass holder. When another guy came to to the sinks Jimmy asked him about the gun.

Random dude: "Oh, that's for security. A lot of different improvised stand up comedy clubs were recently attacked by violent police raids, so it's better to have a gun near you, even while shitting."

The guy walked out. That was really interesting, so interesting infact that Jimmy completely forgot what he was thinking about before.

Jimmy: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Ah right, panic and existential dread!"

He tried to come up with jokes again and that still didn't work. Jimmy was out of options, but he needed that price. Who knew how many of these competitions would still be held with all those police raids going about. His only option was to win. In his desperation, he got an idea. Who would possibly notice if he stole some of his jokes from the internet, I mean it's so big that no one could know all of them. So he searched for "funny jokes" in his search engine and took his jokes from the 20th search result to not be as obvious. Almost exactly after finishing putting together his collection of jokes, his his fake name was called over the intercom. He wouldn't want to put his real name on an illegal registration like this, right?

Coming on stage, he saw all the faces looking at him, waiting for his jokes. This was really intimidating to Jimmy, but he swallowed his anxiety and said his first line.

Jimmy: "Why did the chicken not cross the road?"

Random person from the audience that is unimportant: "Why?"

Jimmy: "Political apathy."

The entire room went dead silent, all of the people staring at him at once. Standing there next to the trophy he wanted, he was complety anxious and trying to figure out what happened. Suddenly a man in the audience stood up.

Man: "THAT GUY IS A CHEATING CHEETAH! I KNOW THAT JOKE FROM FUNNYJOKESITETHATGIVESYOUVIRUSES.COM."

Other man: "Let's put him on the wall with all the other cheaters."

Yet another man: "And I saw this guy coming in with him. He must be his associate so let's kill him as well!"

The man was pointing at Stabby. He sighted, finished his third glass of whiskey, yet again in one one take and stood up and started running in the direction of the stage.