Recently, reports have been filed by nearly two dozen people, some cases dating back almost two years, accusing the king of an array of offenses. Said reports include profane altercations/hate speech, inappropriate comments/sexual harassment, and pissing on multiple graves.

Upon release to the public, these reports have sparked extreme ridicule against King Jupiter, some claiming his impulsivity, quick temper, and general immaturity and childishness make him "unfit to rule Foolfoot."

"I don't give a fuck," said the king in a Thursday evening interview.