October 23rd, Yoo, I got hired to do a interview for a documentary about Dydact Industries! Think of how much it'll pay! I'll get to meet Norman Wayne himself!

 

October 24th THEY DIDN'T pAY ME! THEY DIDN'T PAY MEE  THOSE SCOUNDRELS! THOSE BASTARDS! THOSE FUCKING BAGS OF SHIT I SWEAR I'LL MAKE THEM-" the rest of the page is ineligible

"October 25th. Wow, that page is not my best showing of myself, I'm not insane! I swear I'm not insane. Why do I have to afferm this. If I write this for myself, then no one should see it, but I suppose on the small chance that on some future archeaological dig and they find this then " a quarter of the page is scratched out "yknow what that's not important, what is important is that Dydact wronged me, and I will get back at them. SOmehow.

October 28th Who is President Goose and why do they want my mother's maiden name

October 31st, Bruh who's Vice Vice Vice President Seagull and why does he want President Gooses mother's maiden name

November 3rd, New goal, join the terrorist bird people

November 4th, Sure hope nothing wacky and shenanigan-like happens."

As you can expect, Edith would walk into a room, with a goose with a monocle, blah, blah, blah, November 5th, you know the drill.